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You must not know that when you are lonely, I am also thinking of you alone.

1. You must not know that when you are lonely, I am also thinking of you alone.

2. Those unspoken thoughts have become dark circles.

Every time I miss you, there is one more grain of sand in the world, so there is Sahara in the world. Every time I miss you, there is one more drop of water on the earth, so there is the Pacific Ocean on the earth.

4. Late at night is the most fragile time for one's mind and the craziest time for missing.

I can't see you when I open my eyes, but it's all you when I close my eyes.

I miss you where you can't see. Who are you with where I can't see you?

7. In fact, there is a kind of person who doesn't leave a message when he enters the space. That's not running, that's missing.

8. I miss disobedience and run out by myself.

It is strange that a lazy person like me is as diligent as you think.

10. There is no distance between the sea and the sky, only the height of looking up and thinking.

1 1. You have left my sight, but you have never left my thoughts.

12. How many times have you missed me today? I don't remember. Ah, why don't you take me to heart? Can you count the number of breaths you take every day?

13. If I smile inexplicably, it must be that I miss you.

14. Your name is so profound that you will be remembered when you see a letter.

15. Missing is the warmest waiting, and companionship is the longest confession.

16. Thinking about you is like coughing, but there is nothing you can do.

17. If you miss a sound, I'm afraid you will be deafening.

18. You are my thoughts hidden in pen and ink, and always appear when you are not careful.

19. When I think of someone, I will smile and then become silent.

I miss you everywhere. This is the most disgusting thing I have ever done behind your back.

2 1. You are the pen-tip boy I miss so much, and turn into a song on the desolate road of the city.

22. The city is so empty, the memories are so painful, the eyebrows are so heavy, and the thoughts are so strong.

23. Actually, it's not that melodramatic. I just thought of you inadvertently, and then that part of my heart began to cramp.

24. How painful it is to miss him without disturbing him.

25. I can't help thinking after eating it.

26. I will miss you only when I do one thing, and that is breathing.

27. There is a person in everyone's heart, whether it is missing, unrequited love or missing.

28. Flowers bloom into the sea, and thoughts are disastrous.

29. Sometimes, I miss someone day and night. But when the person you miss appears in front of you, you feel at ease.

30. Listen to the wind, you can't finish reading for a lifetime, and running water can't finish loving for a lifetime.

You must not know that I am still waiting for you hopelessly.

1, the most hypocritical thing I have ever done is to pretend that I don't like you.

Being too accommodating may not prove that you are a good person, but it can prove that your position is uncertain and your principles are vague.

You must not know that I am still waiting for you hopelessly.

Sometimes the blood will run out and the wound will not heal.

Doing this now is just to make you feel that you have a choice at a certain moment in your life.

6. Greed is the biggest dangerous house, and conscience is the best place to live.

7. When I love you, you are king. When I don't love you, you are nothing.

8, girl, live well, live for those who look down on you #

9. Right or wrong, take her side first.

10, I'd rather never have something that doesn't belong to me in the end.

1 1. Sometimes, I just want to cry because I feel wronged. Sometimes, I just want to be crazy, because I am depressed.

12, every word you complain tells others how fragile you are.

13, doubt can murder all seemingly unbreakable feelings.

14, it is best not to be a couple if you can be friends!

15, time and broken dreams, buried together, kept fermenting and couldn't stop.

16, the stars are all dressed up to go down the mountain, and the bright moon is hesitant but not lonely.

17, he made your eyes red, but you still smiled and forgave.

18, if you have someone who loves you very much, you should hold your position and don't expect someone better.

19. Sometimes, when you like someone, you are already lovelorn.

Selected hilarious jokes, a cold joke you must not know!

1. Today, the couple in the neighborhood were quarreling, and then they all got into a fight. Reluctantly, I ran to stop the fight. As a result, my wife was unhappy and said, "When people quarrel, you come to join in the fun, and others don't care, so you love to get involved." I'm a little embarrassed. "I can not go? If I don't care, we will quarrel one day. Can I manage without the help of my neighbors? " .

I chatted with my mother at dinner today and asked her how she liked my clumsy dad these days. My mother sighed. "In the past, your father introduced me. I looked at his extraordinary appearance and chubby appearance, thinking that their food must be good, and I will definitely drink spicy food with him when I get married. I don't think he is a meat-loving physique. Everything he eats grows meat. "

3. The company has a customer, who they say is an old goat and likes to take advantage of others. As a result, none of his colleagues wanted to have dinner with him. After repeated discussions, the leader gave me this burden. During the dinner, I found that this customer was different from what I expected. He is not only unlike the legendary skin color, but also super good. Before going back, he said to me, "You must be careful when you go out, so it is not easy to get pregnant. If something goes wrong, I can't bear this responsibility. "

4. Once I went out, it was raining heavily outside. I went to the supermarket to buy an umbrella, and a beautiful woman ran over and said, "Let's use an umbrella.". I nodded in agreement. As a result, it rained harder and harder. She always squeezed into my arms, so I began to squeeze her. Then she squeezed into my arms and I squeezed into her. Finally, I couldn't bear it, gnashing my teeth and saying, "This is my umbrella. Please squeeze a wool, squeeze it. " .

I walked in front, followed by a little pink girl with a toy wand, pointing to my back and saying, "Balala, I want to make her ugly." Hearing this, I smiled. As soon as I turned around, I heard the little girl say, "Mom, I really can do magic." I "...". Am I really that ugly?

You don't know how many nights I've been thinking about you.

1 You don't know that I love you. You don't know how many nights I miss you. You don't know that I have been watching you not far away. You don't know that I am guarding love and waiting for the right time. You don't know that I miss you again at this moment. You don't know. ...

I don't know whether you have me in your heart, whether you will accept me, or whether you will see me. I only know that I have always liked you! Whether the future will last forever! At least for now, I still like you!

I don't want to hide my confession from you. I want to write down my heart, wait for your date to see the sea, walk on the beach together, let the sea breeze blow romance and drop the color of moonlight.

I don't want to hide my confession from you. I want to write down my heart and put a mimosa stamp on it to convey my feelings and love. When this mystery is solved, the swallow will fly very fast.

5, dear, I bought the ticket! The starting point is this life and the end point is the afterlife. Please obey the eternal rules when you get on the bus! People and hearts should not stick out of the car at will! Don't jump in the middle I hope we can love each other forever! Never part.

6. I met you among thousands of people and in thousands of years. I caught up with you without a step earlier or a step later. I only asked you gently: hello ~! Pig head! Will you be my girlfriend?

7. At the first sight of you, my heart fell into your red temptation. You are so beautiful and moving. You are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen in my life.

I know that you are the person I want to wait for most in my life, so I will love you all my life!

9. I like your waterfall-black hair, elegant dress, small oval face, charming big eyes, faint temperament and naughty appearance.

10, I had countless dreams, and you were in every dream; I have countless fantasies, and you are in every fantasy; I prayed hundreds of times, and you were there every time I prayed. May the god of fate let me see you, hear you and get you.

1 1, there are so many people in the world. Why do I know you? Since I met you, my life has turned a new chapter; I miss you. My acacia is like a green vine wrapped around a tree, growing in the rain and dew in spring, and you are an evergreen tree in my heart.

12, if you are a mountain, I would like to be a river and walk around you; If you are tea, I would rather be boiled water, and I will soak you; If you are a cloud, I would like to be the wind, and I will chase you.

13, you can regard me as a trustworthy person. When you are happy, let me be happy together.

14, you can regard me as a trustworthy person. Let me share it with you when you are unhappy.

15, you don't need to suppress your emotions. When you are angry, say what you want, scold what you want, and call me if you want. If you don't tell me anything, it will only make me feel that I am just an unnecessary person.

16, love used to be a pot of mellow wine, which made you drunk; Miss, it turned out to be a turbulent sea, which easily drowned me; You, a delicate and charming flower, have already quietly opened in my heart!

17, I can't help loving you, just like a bird can't help flying; I can't help thinking about you, just like a rose can't help blooming; I can't help sending you a short message to tell you what I'm talking about, and I can't help thinking about the way you can't help laughing when you see it …

18, the love decorated with flowers can't stand the wind and frost, and the love promised by vows can't stand the setbacks. My love for you is expressed by actions. I will take good care of and cherish you with the love of my life, and never change!

19, you stay with me, don't do anything, leave it to me. If you don't want to do it or listen, I'll carry it for you. I can cook for you every day. I know what you like and don't like. If I can't do it, I can study.

20. If one day you get sick and the sky falls, I don't care. I only have one thing to do, and that is to take care of you wholeheartedly. I will feed you, pour you water, touch your head and chat with you. I will make you feel sick and happy.