Jokes in love?

Love jokes in love are 15 and 1. Dating.

The shy young man dated the girl for the first time and couldn't find the topic. Finally, he began to talk to the girl:

"How is your mother's life?"

"Thank you! She's fine. "

"Where's Dad?"

"Not bad."

"What about the brothers and sisters?"

"Thank you! They are all doing well. "

The young man is speechless again. At this time, the girl reminded him: "I still have grandparents!" " Why don't you ask? "2. Sweet talk

Woman: "Why do you always chew candy when you talk to me?"

Man: "How can there be so many sweet words without chewing sugar?" 3. Astronomy class

A young man met a girl in the park. The young man said, "You are my sun, my moon, and you are."

The brightest star in the constellation. "

After listening for a long time, the girl couldn't help but say, "Are you trying to please me or giving me an astronomy lesson?" 4. Men who don't understand love

A shy man never has the courage to love the woman he loves, let alone have sex. But it was good for him.

Understand and love her, she often creates opportunities for him to show his love, but he can never take advantage of the opportunities she creates.

One night, he sat with her on a bench in the park. As usual, he was silent, and she couldn't help but create another opportunity.

He hinted: "It is said that a man's arm length is equal to a woman's waistline. Do you believe it? "

"Is it true?" He replied, "It's a pity that I didn't bring a rope to measure it." Step 5 think about the sea

Woman: "Honey, do you think the clothes I wear are beautiful?"

Man: "Seeing your clothes reminds me of the sea."

Woman: "You flatter me. Am I really as beautiful as the sea? "

Man: "Every time I see the sea, I get dizzy." aim at

Woman: "Why do you use one eye every time you look at me?"

Man: "I can see more clearly this way."

Woman: "Why?"

Man: "When shooting, everyone aims with one eye." 7. A request

Man: "I will promise you anything, but please promise me one request."

Woman: "Go ahead, what are your requirements?"

Man: "Never ask me anything." 8. Test questions

A primary school teacher said to her boyfriend, "The letter you wrote last time was included in the Chinese midterm paper." This question can be

Comprehensively test students' Chinese proficiency. "

The boyfriend asked, "Do you want them to analyze grammar or explain idioms?"

The girlfriend replied, "I told them to correct their mistakes!" " "9. Recent flowers

A couple is walking in the garden.

Man: "honey, you are as beautiful as this flower."

Woman: "What about you?"

Man: "Of course, butterflies are nestled on flowers."

Woman: "I hate it."

Man: "Why?"

Woman: "Didn't you see it? It flew to other flowers again. " 10. Morning glory

A girl and a boy go to the park together and chat with each other. The girl almost slipped when she stepped on a banana peel, young man.

Busy holding the girl.

The girl smiled and said, "Today, I would make a fool of myself without you."

The young man quickly asked, "What kind of flower are you?"

The girl said, "Morning glory, of course!"

Kiss

After kissing, the young man asked the girl, "Tell me, who else has kissed you like this except me?"

The girl was asked by the young man and was silent.

"Say it quickly!"

"What's the hurry," the girl said, "I'm counting!"

"ah! How much is a * * * "? "

"About four or five!"

"Four or five? Who are they? "

"There are apples, oranges, roses, and Lingling, my sister's child."

The young man is very relieved. Put your arms around the girl's waist and kiss her again. 12. You can wait.

Girlfriend saw her boyfriend come and kiss her, so she stretched out her arm to block her face and said:

"No, not before marriage!"

"That's good." The boyfriend smiled and said, "I can wait. I'll leave you my phone number now. Please let me know after you get married.

Let me know. "13. Standard color

A teenager in Seeds of Love wants to buy a lipstick for his girlfriend. When the clerk asked him what color he wanted, he held out his hand.

Palmer pointed to the lip print on it and said, "This is the color!" " "14. New Year card

The young man wants to choose a new year card for his fiancee.

"This picture is very suitable, very beautiful. It says: Bless my only sweetheart! " salesgirl

The clerk gave him an idea.

"That's great! Give me a dozen "15". Unfortunately.

A: "You are still a love loser, you poor bastard!" "

B: "On the other hand, I am still the winner!"

A: "Why?"

B: "When she returned the gift, she mixed the gifts given to her by others."