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They are all curious.
It's all caused by curiosity. There are many childhood stories in my memory box. Up to now, one interesting thing is still deeply imprinted on my mind.
On that occasion, my father took me to my aunt's house in the mountains for the winter vacation. As soon as they entered the yard, my brothers and sisters ran over and told me noisily that the old sow had given birth to several piglets. I immediately ran to the pigsty. Look, the piglets are lying beside the old sow, their eyes narrowed into a crack, enjoying the mild sunshine, and their ears are almost transparent under the sunlight. I counted six pigs, three white pigs and two black pigs, 1 pig. Piglets are black and white, so cute.
At noon, when everyone was taking a nap, I got out of bed, quietly came to the pigsty, secretly carried the pig away, and was found by the old sow, and kept yelling at me: "You are so stingy, let me touch the pig!" Then I closed the door and took the pig away. Just then, the sow rushed out of the pigsty and chased me. I saw that things were not good, so I started running. And it chased me all over the yard. The adults heard my cry and ran out to help me. It was with everyone's help that the sows were driven back to the pigsty.
I had to go back to the house in frustration and apologize to the adults.
Through this incident, I understand that it's not that my things can't be moved, but that I want to suppress my curiosity and be an upright person.
It's all caused by curiosity. When I was a child, I was curious about everything, and it was because of curiosity that many ridiculous jokes were caused!
I remember the winter vacation in the second grade, and I lived at my grandmother's house. One day, I was watching TV at home, and I saw someone making a beautiful vase with paint and beer bottles on TV, which aroused my curiosity.
First, I will prepare all the materials, a brush, a beer bottle and some pigments. Finally, I can show my talents and can't wait to start painting with relish. It didn't take much effort. Under my careful design, my beer bottle instantly became a perfect work of art.
When I look at my work, I am very excited, and I can't wait to show it. But just when I was about to show my work to my grandmother, I was probably so excited that I accidentally didn't hold the beer bottle properly and fell to the ground and broke it. At this time, my mood plummeted and I was very sad. Grandma came over and comforted me with a smile and said, "honey, we can't panic about anything we do." We must be stable. "
Alas, every time I think about it, it makes me laugh and cry. Ever since I experienced this incident, I have firmly remembered that there is nothing wrong with curiosity, but curiosity should not be excessive and I should be calm when things happen.
It's all curiosity. Composition 3 "One yuan online celebrity snacks and one yuan 5G mobile phone come and grab it!" I saw a small advertisement on my mobile phone.
"wow! So cheap, just one dollar! " I can't help but open the homepage and beg my mother to buy me one. After my repeated entreaties, my mother finally agreed, on one condition: "If you are serious about everything these days, I will take these things as birthday gifts." I nodded quickly: "Yes, and how cheap it is, only one yuan." Mom agreed, and on my birthday, the box of Internet celebrity snacks arrived.
I can't wait to open the box and see what's inside. Wow, melon seeds, dried fruits, oats, candy ... I have all my favorite snacks. "A dollar can buy so many snacks, which is really worth it!" I couldn't help eating some spicy strips and soaking some oats. "Yes, yes, one yuan is too valuable." I ate a lot, but I regretted it at night. At one or two in the morning, I stayed in the toilet for several hours, and my legs were numb and I couldn't walk. What is this thing? I won't eat if I know.
The next day, the mobile phone arrived without much expectation. It won't be a regular product like the previous snacks. Anyway, let's play games with this mobile phone first. Just as I expected. It broke down after a few months.
Hey, how could I be stupid enough to believe such a small advertisement?
All because of curiosity. My father is an alcoholic. Whenever there are guests at home, my father will accompany me to drink. When watching TV, I heard a sentence "Good wine!" Every now and then. That voice, or a "delicious, another bottle!" "Wait. I'm beginning to wonder how good this wine is.
Once, there were guests at home again, and my father went to drink with them again. This time I stopped watching TV seriously, but pretended to sit on the sofa and watch TV. I thought, why do they all say it's delicious? Father filled a glass of wine and drank half a glass. I sneaked upstairs while he was preparing to go to the toilet. When my father went to the toilet, I went to my father's glass and smelled it. It stinks! I tasted it carefully, but it didn't taste? I boldly took another swig. Suddenly I feel that there are stars shining on my head, and I want to go to bed and sleep. However, I feel weak again. At this time, me?
When I woke up, I was already in the hospital bed, only to hear the doctor say to me, "I can't drink casually any more." I was so weak that I could only say, "Yes."
After this incident, I learned that I can't touch things that don't belong to me, or I will regret it. Alas, this is all caused by curiosity.
All because of curiosity. Have you heard the story that curiosity killed the cat? Driven by curiosity, a cat fell into a boiling soup pot and died. No, I just got into a disaster out of curiosity. ...
It's a cool summer night. The wine just brewed in our house is very attractive in color. Dad poured a cup, tasted it and said, "Not bad, it's delicious! But don't let the little guy drink. " I stood in front of the door eavesdropping. The fire in my heart is enough to boil 30 pots of water: you drink, why not let me drink? Obviously, I just want to keep this delicious food for myself. What an iron cock!
The next morning, while my parents were away, I took some thick straws from my room and crept into the study to drink the delicious drink. A large glass bottle contains wine-red liquid. Put your nose up and you can smell the grapes. "This must be a bottle of sweet grape juice! Mom and dad are so stingy! " I said to myself. As he spoke, he took off the glass stopper on the bottle. "aha! I have long heard that you are delicious, so try it today! " Say that finish, I picked up the bottle and swallowed the "drink" in one gulp. I'm drunk. I just took a step or two when I fell headlong to the ground. ...
In this disaster, I learned a truth: curiosity can exist, but the consequences must be considered before exploring.
It's all caused by curiosity. When I was 6 years old, like other boys my age, I was curious about everything and often got into trouble. According to my mother, I am a troublemaker.
I remember that summer vacation, I took out a bottle of coke from the refrigerator. I felt that coke was very cold, and a strange idea flashed through my heart. Iced coke is delicious, but isn't hot coke better? If I succeed, I must tell my classmates and teachers.
I first found a basin and put it on the coffee table, and then put the whole bottle of iced coke flat in the basin. I took a thermos bottle from the kitchen and kept pouring water into the basin. The hot water kept rising until the coke was soaked. Under the stimulation of hot water, iced cola keeps bubbling and its stomach grows up slowly. After two minutes, I think the iced coke should be cooked. Before my hand touched the bottle, I only heard a bang. The iced coke exploded! I was so scared that I quickly retracted my hand and hugged my head and ran to the door. It took me half a ring to get back to the door and peep in. God, the coffee table has become an "athlete" full of water droplets, and the walls, ceilings, tables and chairs are all burnt yellow. And myself, also became a "drowned rat".
In shock, I finally realized an experience that was not an experience: "All are curious!"
It's all caused by curiosity. Childhood is beautiful and free, and childhood is full of fun. In my childhood, many interesting things happened, such as peeing my pants and wearing my clothes backwards. Although it was embarrassing, I felt very happy and remembered it. Especially that time. ...
I remember when I was 4 years old, one day my mother went to work and my father and I were both at home. When my father wasn't looking, I sneaked into the kitchen and saw a bottle next to the pool. I learned to wash my face like my mother, turned on the tap and wiped my face with the contents of the bottle. At first, I felt slippery and foamed, and my heart was really beautiful!
Suddenly, my eyes ached sharply, which made me feel terrible. I stood there, not knowing what to do. I was so anxious that I cried loudly: "Dad, I can't open my eyes, I'm blind!" " "Dad heard my crying, and came running in two steps. He quickly carried me to the bathroom and washed my eyes with clear water. After a while, my eyes felt much better. When I opened my eyes, I became a drowning cat, ashamed and annoyed. Dad just smiled and said, "why did you put detergent on your eyes?" It is used to wash dishes, and you can't flatter yourself in the future! " "
From then on, I will never touch anything with foam at home again. This lesson is too profound. Curiosity really killed the cat!
When I was 8 years old, I was curious about everything, such as why firecrackers "exploded" when they met fire. I have to open it. As a result, I was either "confused" or scolded. What's more, it is a living "ass blossom". My white and tender round ass has now turned into a red "big apple".
One of them is still buried in my heart. Today, I will make an exception and tell you.
That day, I walked east and west at home. What can I get from it? Oh, really! There's nothing to study, I'm bored to death!
Hey, by the way, how could I forget? ! I still don't know what's in a dollar. Why does it make a sound (when it is placed on the table)? ..... A big question mark hovered in my mind, as if to let me quickly study the "secret of science". I couldn't resist the "temptation" of "them" and hurriedly brought all the necessary tools such as hammer, hammer and scissors. When everything was ready, I began to knock.
"Ding, Dangdang Dangdang", really! They don't listen to my "commander" at all and stagger. "oh! It hurts! ! "It turns out that my finger was accidentally cut by scissors. It hurts!
Later, everyone must know, so I won't say much!
Curiosity is the bane of composition. 9 Curiosity is often necessary for people. However, (curiosity kills the cat), if you are too curious, it will be counterproductive. For example, I was killed by curiosity.
Every noon, my mother will enjoy a delicious cup of coffee at noon. Watching her shake her head is like tasting the sky, and my heart itches. I asked her, "Is it delicious?" Mom smiled and said, "Of course," she said proudly. "You know, it tastes mellow and better than your orange juice and yogurt." "Then can I drink?" "No, especially at night." Mother's expression became serious. Why am I not allowed to drink? This problem is magnified in my mind day by day, and finally one day, I can taste coffee.
On this day, my parents went out to do business, and I was beaming. Isn't this the moment I've been waiting for? I carefully took out the coffee and poured it into the cup. I took a sip, which was bitter at first, and took a few more sips. It is really mellow and delicious! I drank it involuntarily, then made another cup and drank it with a grunt.
At night, I want to sleep, but I can't. I waited until midnight 12. I want to turn on the TV, but I'm afraid to wake my parents. I didn't fall asleep until three in the morning. Together, I found that all around my eyes turned black. My mother asked me why. I did, and my mother said, "Coffee is refreshing."
Well, it's all curiosity. If you don't drink coffee, maybe it won't be like this.
It's all caused by curiosity. Writing 10 memory is like a diary, which records the ups and downs of your extraordinary life. When you open this notebook again, you will regret ten interesting things you did wrong.
I remember once my father was drinking in the living room. I watched my father exclaim while drinking. With a look of enjoyment, I wonder what it is. Is it better than Coke Sprite? I despised it and went over to ask Dad, Dad, Dad, is the wine good? The bus poured another glass of wine, put its mouth close to the mouth and took a sip, then said, of course it's delicious. This is the best drink in the world. Then can you give me a drink? Dad proudly said, no, children can't drink. I'm disappointed after hearing it, but I won't give up. I will definitely try to drink wine.
When dad went to get the dining tables, I quietly came out, picked up the glass and took a sip quietly. Bah, that's terrible. Dad is such a liar.
Dad came back with a pot of cold tomatoes. As a result, dad drank more happily. I was curious at first sight. Would tomatoes taste better? After a while, my father left again and I came out again. I picked up some tomatoes and drank half a glass of wine, which seemed better than last time. Dad came back and looked at the glass in the air. This is very strange. He touched his head, but said nothing.
After drinking, I felt that I started to walk lightly, stumbled and fell asleep. I slept until ten o'clock, and it still hurts a little. All this is caused by curiosity. I'll never steal it again.
They are all curious. Composition 1 1 I did something when I was eight years old. Now that I think about it, I can't help but feel curious.
It was one day in May, and my mother bought a blender. Because I am very curious, I want to know how the blender turns fruit into juice. I took out my tools to find out. So I started to dismantle the mixer. Of course, I was the only one at home. Why else would I have this idea? Fortunately, I'm serious, otherwise I might get hurt. As soon as I opened it, oh, my God! It is amazing that a machine that seems to have few parts has so many parts.
At the same time, I also know why the juicer turns fruit into juice. So there are blades here. As soon as the fruit enters, the blade begins to rotate, which is very sharp and fast. I looked at my watch, ah! Mom is coming back. I quickly assembled the juicer, but I accidentally cut my hand on the blade. I quickly found a band-aid and put it on the wound. At this moment, mother came. I was furious when I saw the blender. I was beaten directly and cried all the time. People thought it was an earthquake!
See, isn't this the result of curiosity? It's really "curiosity kills the cat!"
It's all caused by curiosity. Composition 12 "mom, mom, come and save me!" Mother heard the cry and immediately swam over and dragged my swimming ring ashore.
On a sunny day, my parents took me swimming and came to the river. My mother said to me, "you can't go swimming in deep water!" " "Then mom and dad immediately jumped into the water, and I followed. I swam in shallow water, and at first I felt very fresh. But then I thought shallow water was not fun at all. At this point, my father has gone to the deep water area and my mother has landed. Dad is swimming in deep water. He swam leisurely and looked safe. Dad is very skilled in deep-water swimming and can compete with the swimming coach. I think: the deep water area looks safe and not dangerous at all. Why won't my mother let me go? I want to see how deep the water is in the deep water area. I swam boldly. When I got there, I found that the water there was not too deep, so I swam leisurely. Oh, I don't know what caught my foot. I'm about to be pulled down. Then I choked on the water again, almost out of breath, and shouted, "mom, mom, come and save me!" "My mother swam over when she heard this and dragged my swimming ring ashore.
Alas, it's all caused by curiosity. If I had listened to my parents, this would not have happened without going to the deep water area. It's really "I don't listen to the old man, I'm losing money."
All because of curiosity. One day, when I was in the country, I saw a hornet's nest in grandpa's backyard.
Out of curiosity, I said to my grandfather, "Grandpa, I want to stir up a hornet's nest." Grandpa said, "No, it will sting!" " "I only listen to grandpa. However, the idea of stirring up a hornet's nest has not disappeared, but has intensified. That thought crawled around in my heart like a caterpillar, which was very sad.
Finally, I couldn't help it. At noon, my grandparents went to bed. I quietly took off my grandpa's coat, put on my grandma's straw hat, cut a bamboo in the bamboo forest and made a bamboo pole. I went to grandpa's backyard, closed my eyes and poked hard. With a bang, the hornet's nest fell. I opened my eyes, damn it! A group of yellow flying insects came at me like a golden net. I ran away quickly, and suddenly my eyebrows hurt. "ah! I was stung by a wasp! " I ran into the house screaming.
That night, I had a high fever, and it was useless for my grandparents to use vinegar, wine and tiger balm. As a result, I went to the hospital and hung water for seven days before the bag on my head disappeared.
I dare not go to grandpa's backyard for a long time. One day, grandpa called me to the backyard, and I boldly went. Grandpa said, "Look, this is the wasp that stung you. It's dead. " I was secretly surprised that a small insect had such courage.
Since then, there has never been a wasp in grandpa's backyard.
All because of curiosity. Composition 14! Another sunny morning! The sound of books in the classroom is very loud, which gives birth to my good mood this day.
What happened next made me happier. I saw my good friend Wang Weiwei greet me, courted me and took out a bottle the size of my little finger, which contained some water and a grain of rice with my name written on it-Xie Xuan. This deeply touched me. I asked him how he did it, but he showed off in an ostentatious manner ~ I won't tell you!
I get excited as soon as I hear this. Although everyone in the world knows that the cooperation between curiosity and stubbornness often ends badly, I did not hesitate to bite it with my Kouga with iron teeth. The unknown liquid in it flowed into my mouth, and the rice let nature take its course. I am determined to settle in my body. I vomited phlegm. What's the bad smell? Wang Weiwei exclaimed, I posed smartly, nothing! Wang Weiwei said something I will never forget: "Congratulations on being the first person to taste the spirit of toilet cleaning!" What? I paused, and he gently told me that there was toilet cleaner in the bottle! Afterwards, he told me that my expression was unforgettable!
Back to the topic, I quickly picked my throat and roared, as if in protest. I was so desperate that I really wanted to find a noodle to hang myself!
I don't think I'll ever forget that!
All because of curiosity. People say "curiosity kills the cat", and I made a big mistake just because I was curious.
When I was six years old, my father brought back a bottle of the best red wine from other places, and I heard from my mother that my father liked it very much. I thought: since dad likes it so much, it must be delicious.
I said to my father, "Dad, can you give me a drink?" Dad decisively refused to give me a drink. I left my father's room in disappointment.
That night, my father's friend came to visit at home, and my father took out his best red wine to entertain that friend. After dinner, I watched my father drink with relish, and I thought to myself: I drank with relish, but I didn't give it to me at all.
In the evening, I still want to drink the best bottle of red wine. While mom and dad were asleep, I quietly came to the living room and the table, opened the lid of the red wine and smelled it. I thought to myself, this red wine smells so good that my father won't give it to me at all. Too stingy. I picked up half a bottle of red wine and gulped it down.
Suddenly, my head began to faint and my eyes blurred. The red wine bottle in my hand was unstable and fell to the ground with a bang. I fell asleep on the ground and my parents were woken up. ...
The next day, my stomach began to ache sharply. Dad said that there is alcohol in the wine, and you can't drink it until you grow up.
Out of curiosity, I regret drinking this glass of wine. Through this time, I will never steal to drink again.
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