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Send your photo to a circle of friends.

Send your own photos, beautiful sentences in your circle of friends.

Self-portrait is the best psychotherapy to help you find yourself better. The benefits of "selfie" are beyond your imagination:

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1. Life is too hard. In order to master one more eating skill, I am practicing using chopsticks with my left hand.

Life is too hard. To master more eating skills, I am practicing using chopsticks with my left hand.

2. Can a girl like me resist beauty without any weight?

A girl like me can be beautiful without any weight.

I just want to be a quiet and beautiful girl, but my amazing appearance can't be quiet.

I just want to be a quiet and beautiful girl, but I can't be quiet because of my amazing appearance.

4, failure is the mother of success, no one will always fail, just feel a little more maternal love.

Failure is the mother of success. No one will fail forever, just feel a little more maternal love.

Maybe in a few years, someone will say, "I watched your children grow up in a circle of friends."

Maybe in a few years, someone will meet and say, "Your child grew up in my circle of friends."

6. "Mom, don't worry, you have to believe that there will always be someone waiting for me." "Terror?"

"Mom, don't worry. You have to believe that there will always be someone waiting for me. " "Lord Yan?"

7. If you think the person you like likes you, it only shows that you have a rich imagination.

If you think that the person you like likes you, it only shows that you have a rich imagination.

Me: Dad, why is our family so poor? Father: I just want you to take charge early.

Me: Dad, why are we so poor? Father: I'm not asking you to be the head of the family.

9. My mother told me from an early age to be kind to people. Later, I met many people, hoping that they would have a mother.

When I was young, my mother told me to be kind to people. Later, I met many people. I hope they have a mother.

10, there will be no shadow on the face facing the sun, but there will be many freckles.

There will be no shadow on the face facing the sun, but there will be many freckles.

1 1. If you have no money, no one will look up to you in this society. If you have money, you are your brother. If you have no money, you can put it there.

In this society, no one looks up to you without money. If you have money, you are my brother. If you have no money, you go there.

12, an impulsive girl like me should give me a hard blow with a sum of money to calm down.

An impulsive girl like me should be beaten a lot of money to calm me down.

The second part of life sentiment

1, for life, acceptance is the best gentleness, whether it is accepting a person's appearance or accepting a person's disappearance.

If you can't get rid of the bill, let yourself get rid of poverty quickly. You can't be alone, and Cary has no money.

3. If your favorite shoes are broken, go to the store next door and buy a beautiful coat; When the person you like is gone, you should take a good class and try to earn more money. There are countless ways to make yourself happy, and there are countless ways to the future; People will grow up, and what they once indulged in will become a dispensable pastime, and nothing is irreplaceable.

The terrible thing is that you spend your whole life in mediocrity, and you have to lie to yourself that it is true. The terrible thing is that you are not capable enough to deceive yourself into being content.

5, take care of yourself, don't expect others to hurt you, others are very busy.

6. The best fate in the world is to have a partner who can talk to you, who will never talk too much, tirelessly, and always be with you, thinking about your warmth and sadness, and understanding your joys and sorrows.

There are so many things in this world that we can't understand. What we can do is to love what I love and hate what I hate. Life is so short, you have to finish the good wine.

8. The sadness that can't be touched now will eventually be told as a joke. Time cannot change the content of your story, but it can change the way you tell it. Zhang Jiajia

9. I was shocked when I met someone I liked before. Now that I'm old, I'm afraid of everything. It seems that I dare not say I like it except fighting landlords.

10, you are still young and so kind. You deserve better. Be prepared, someone will love you. You must wait.

Chapter 3 Face it alone

1, what you can say is not necessarily too concerned; What can be written can actually be put down; What exists in your heart is something you can't stop.

One day, someone will read all the states you have written, all the logs you have written, all the photos you have taken since childhood, try to listen to all the songs you have heard, walk all the places you have walked, read all the books you like, and taste all the delicious food you are always clamoring for, because he wants to make up for the late time in your youth.

Life when you grow up is like this: it will neither make you too happy nor completely disappoint you.

Someone told you that 99% of the things in the world can be solved with money, but didn't tell you that the rest 1% needs more money to solve.

I am still young, but I am gradually getting old. I don't have anyone I particularly like, but my life is dull. I go to bed and get up regularly every day. If you are unhappy, buy it at buy buy. If I am happy, I will watch TV series. Life has no waves, no surprises.

6. No matter how you live, we only have one purpose, not against our will, not regretting, and others are awesome.

7. Life is always full of accidents. May those bad "accidents" be just a false alarm, and the good things that have been expected will always come as scheduled.

8. If you are bullied when you are young, you will always hate to think that you must get ahead in the future, so that people will look at you with new eyes. But when there is such a day, I don't remember to hate. It turns out that the real strength is tolerance, not forgiving others, but often letting yourself go.

9. Work hard and you will get something. If you love each other, you will be together. These are the two biggest lies in the world, but they have always supported our stumbling when we were young.

10, neither cold nor hot, the most comfortable temperature in nature. In the emotional world, it is the temperature that makes people want to die.

1 1, there are always some moments that make you die suddenly; There are always some attitudes that make you suddenly heartache; There are always some tones that make you suddenly sour. There are always some behaviors that make you suddenly cold. There are always things that make you look at people inadvertently and see through your heart!