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Humorous jokes of mother-in-law and daughter-in-law short stories short stories

My husband is my brother who sleeps in the upper bunk.

This widely circulated joke used to be a household name and full of jokes, but few people know that it comes from the talk show actress Si Wen.

Because I teased the couple in the program for a long time, I became a "brother who slept in bunk beds", boarded a hot search, sucked countless powders, and finally became a "talk show sister".

I recently watched the second season of Talk Show Conference and was deeply attracted by this interesting woman who joked about her life.

How interesting is thinking?

Talking about the relationship between husband and wife, she said:

Don't believe what men say. I am responsible for making money to support my family, and you are responsible for being beautiful.

Even if you are as beautiful as a flower, you will be as beautiful as a flower after a long time.

Complaining about her husband, her way is different, she said:

There is a way. Treat your husband like a brother.

When paying the bill, the two compete for fear that the other party will pay the bill;

When you sleep, the double bed is changed to bunk bed, and your husband is your brother who sleeps in bunk bed. Come to a sleeping party if you have nothing to do;

Having a baby and having a caesarean section is nothing more than doing something for my brother.

Make fun of my mother-in-law, saying that it is not difficult for mother-in-law and daughter-in-law to get along. The most important thing is spending money.

The divorce tide after the college entrance examination;

When I was a child, I experienced my parents' divorce, which should be very sad. When she said it, everything became simple.

She didn't feel very hurt about her parents' divorce. When I was young, I often used it to suppress my classmates. Whoever bullies her, as long as she says "my parents are divorced", she will get a "sorry" from her little friend.

Divorced couples don't want each other to have a good life, so she will tell their parents the bad news of each other to make them happy.

Even made up the lyrics:

Dad's troubles, talk to mom, talk to dad about mom. How happy a family of three is!

Lighthearted and humorous words virtually reduce the bitterness and helplessness of childhood.

Unlike other talk show actors, Si Wen's jokes are more from life. It is particularly true and independent to tell it from the perspective of women from the trivial things that happen around interpersonal relationships such as husband and wife, mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.

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On the talk show stage, Si Wen's performance made the audience burst into laughter again and again, but after reading an in-depth interview about her, I realized that Si Wen's experience along the way was not as smooth and happy as she showed in her performance.

Si Wen is the first generation of left-behind children. Her mother is doing business in Guangzhou all the year round, gathering less and leaving more. She grew up with her grandmother and met her father for the first time when she was a teenager. Perhaps because of talent or family factors, Si Wen knew how to please people around him from an early age.

Si Wen is good at imitation. At school, she likes to imitate her classmates and teachers, and sometimes she deliberately imitates the announcer on TV when reading aloud. Humor made her very popular with her classmates.

Before she officially entered the talk show industry, humor was more like her self-protection. Si Wen called himself a masked man.

Her ingratiating personality also made her depressed when the college entrance examination approached, and her final grades were very poor. This self-confidence based on academic performance and others' recognition becomes more fragile.

I came across a talk show. Si Wen, who was still working in a state-owned enterprise at that time, came across a talk show. In the interactive session, everyone should take turns telling jokes. By imitating the previous contestants, she told the performers of the day, and the result was more effective than someone being at the venue.

Lu Cheng, the host at that time, asked for her phone number, and then they cooperated, fell in love and got married. Moving from Shenzhen to Shanghai, I became a colleague and a "bunk brother".

After becoming a professional talk show actress, her road was not smooth.

When she first came into contact with the talk show, Si Wen thought she was very talented, but later she fell into the trough of frequent silent performances.

She said that she had "repented". "Internet access in the company is not good? One day's workload is equivalent to one year's workload. " She even thought about whether to learn yoga and become a yoga teacher.

After painful precipitation and amazing growth, finally in 20 17, Si Wen won the third place in the final of the first season of Talk Show Conference.

See his career reach a new height.

Severe cases continue to have fever for nearly a month, but the fever does not subside. Later, I had to have an operation because of inflammation. In the whole process, I lost nearly twenty pounds.

For a whole year, Si Wen can't work, and as an actor, not going on stage means that he will gradually be forgotten by the audience.

The blow doesn't stop there.

During her illness, Grandma Sven passed away at the age of 9 1. Si Wen, who grew up in a divorced family, has deep feelings for her cheerful, open-minded and humorous grandmother. She also said in a passage on the show that her talent for talk shows may have been inherited from her grandmother.

Under the double blow of body and mind, Si Wen once completely closed his emotions and spent a long time healing.

Li Dan once said that if she hadn't got sick after the first season of Talk Show, she would have made better progress.

At the same time, these previous misfortunes have also become valuable materials for her to make everyone laugh and cry at this season's talk show conference.

It turns out that looking at problems from a humorous perspective can really be open-minded.

Another talk show actor, Hulan, mentioned in the program: Steven was ill for a year last year, and something happened at home. He experienced pain, but he told the story of Song Hua's life, which made him a "king".

Life is bitter, but humorous people can always bloom in bitter days.

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Some people may think that although life is so hard, it sounds cruel to turn those sad things into jokes.

But Sven said:

Humor is the best way for you to reconcile with pain.

Because we always need an outlet for negative emotions. If you keep it in your heart, at a certain critical point, people will easily collapse. At this time, it is also a kind of self-healing to look at pain from another angle and release depressed emotions with laughter.

Nowadays, many public opinions are emphasizing that women should be strong, but women should not only be strong, but also need toughness. We don't have to face up to the difficulties in life. Sometimes we can bear them in another way, but instead of being destroyed, we have a better attitude towards life.

A sense of humor is an adaptive ability. It can make people rebound or recover quickly from adversity, conflict and failure.

Facing the family background, intimate relationship, mother-in-law and daughter-in-law relationship, Si Wen uses self-deprecating humor to solve them. I not only solved them myself, but also turned them into jokes, which made people who encountered the same problems smile and even laugh. -look at it from another angle, it's not so bitter!

When you are unhappy, you might as well learn to smile gently. Even if your life is not perfect, you can live a very interesting, full of laughter and colorful life.