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1. As long as the relationship is good, it doesn’t matter how much you drink; as long as the relationship is deep, even the fake ones are true; as long as the relationship is there, everything is wine.
2. How do you express love? The cup is full of wine, one cup after another. I won’t let go until I drink to death!
3. If you want to get drunk, keep the wine. Stomach; Afraid of getting drunk, mixed with plain water; Really drunk, dared to drink dichlorvos; Too drunk, slept under the table; Pretended to be drunk, forgot to tip.
4. Wine is the essence of food, the more you drink, the younger you become; wine is the water of the Yangtze River, the more you drink, the more beautiful you become; wine is dichlorvos, if you are not drunk, and I am not drunk, who will come to such a wide road? Sleep!
5. A lover’s tears can make you drunk with just one drop; a sentimental heart can be broken by rubbing it; grudges and grudges are not right and wrong, who can guess right? Love is a glass of wine that anyone can drink. Gotta be drunk.
6. One cup or two cups, I will walk with a long stride, three cups or four cups, I will hold on to the wall and walk, I will not walk if I drink five or six cups, but my sister will carry me away after drinking a pound!
7. When a person wanders in the rivers and lakes, he cannot do without wine; when a person wanders in the rivers and lakes, he cannot live without getting high.
8. Drink today, get drunk today, don’t live too tiredly; live the good or the bad, just be in a good mood.
9. At the end of the wine glass, the policy is relaxed; at the mention of the chopsticks, it is okay; when the wine is full and the meal is over, it is okay if it is not possible; if you are drunk and I am drunk, it is wrong and right.
10. Hold a wine bottle in one hand and a diploma in the other; hold a vase outside and hold a vinegar bottle at home; make things right with superiors and level them with subordinates!
11 .11. You are the wine, and I am the luminous cup; you are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I will have you by my side in this life, and I will never regret it if I am drunk!
12. 12. Modern men: Drink one bottle or two without getting drunk. Dancing, I know three steps and four steps. Play mahjong and stay up for five to six days. Dozing off after starting work!
13. Hello everyone! Hello everyone! Drinking is indispensable when we meet! If you don’t drink, and I don’t drink, where will the country’s wine production go?
14. You are not drunk, I am not drunk, who will sleep on the national road?
15. The east wind is blowing, the war drums are beating, who is afraid of whom when drinking, one drink for you, one for me, who is afraid of whom when drinking now?
16. One drink will make you rich, two drinks will make you lose your fortune, three drinks will kill your wife, four drinks will cause rocks to flow, five drinks will make your house empty, and six drinks will enlighten you to a temple.
17. Seven wines leave poems, eight wines beg for food, and nine wines leave world heritage.
18. Two or three games a day, four or five taels per meal. The wine shop is like a battlefield, give your stomach to the party.
19. Take a jeep when going to the countryside and go straight to the township government. My eyes are red from drinking, and my belly is bulging with food. Go back and get the subsidy, push six, two, five.
20. Drink twice a day. If you don’t drink, you will feel uncomfortable. The more you drink, the better you drink, and you won’t stop until you get drunk.
21. Some cadres drink because they spoil the party style and spoil their stomachs. They get drunk on revolutionary wine every day and go to meetings if they want to drink.
22. Be "drunk" in the next meeting. A deep feeling will make you feel stuffy, a shallow feeling will lick you, and the feeling of iron will bleed.
23. Often enter the depths of the wine table, intoxicated and not knowing the way back. He strayed deep into the garbage and vomited, which caused countless flies to fly.
24. Drunk on the old revolutionary wine every day, which ruins the party style and ruins the stomach. The relationship between husband and wife has deteriorated greatly, and they sleep back to back at night. My wife filed a complaint with the Commission for Discipline Inspection.
26. It is better to find a lover than to find a man; it is better to raise a dog than to raise a child; it is better to earn foreign exchange than to earn tips.
27. It is better to develop oneself than to devote oneself to the revolution; it is better to work with the leader than to work hard and skillfully.
28. The pockets are getting fuller and fuller, the food is getting richer and rougher, the clothes are getting less and less, the wife is getting smaller and smaller, and the guy is getting older ahead of time.
29. Having sex before marriage turns a young girl into a sister-in-law, making it difficult to find a lifelong partner and acting as a third party.
30. Four people can eat at one table. Those who have no money can't afford it. Those with money are the most popular. AA system is implemented.
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