The joy of housewarming can't be used indiscriminately.

Yesterday, bamboo's father and big brother went to Guangzhou, happy! I made a big table of dishes to express my feelings. At the dinner table, Big Brother asked for a joke. Bamboo tells its own jokes. Since moving to a new house, Bamboo found that people upstairs were too noisy and liked to move furniture in the middle of the night. After months of humiliation, bamboo decided to say hello to the neighbors upstairs through the property first; It turned out to be useless. Bamboo was depressed, so he decided to go upstairs by himself. "Knock, knock, knock" Bamboo knocked on the door for a long time without response, and continued to knock; Finally, someone came to open the door. How to say that bamboo brewing does not hurt the spirit? As soon as the door opened, bamboo fainted. A foreigner, a black foreigner. Bamboo is very polite and says, "Can you speak English?" The woman shook her head. "Can you speak Chinese?" Bamboo asked again, and the woman shook her head. Dizzy, bamboo had to leave a sentence: "I'm sorry" and left. After returning home, Zhu told her husband about it. He said, maybe your English pronunciation is not standard. I'll talk to them in a few days. After a few days, my husband went upstairs, and as a result, the other party really didn't understand anything; At this time, it was too late for bamboo and her husband to learn the language of their neighbors upstairs and then communicate with them. My husband was anxious to protect his wife and decided to use "international standard language" to express our demand that we should stop being tortured by them every night. My husband went to their house, pulled up a chair, pointed to 12: 00, shook his head and posted another sleep post. I was ashamed to see such a poor "international lingua franca", but I didn't expect foreigners and neighbors to understand it, and my family was safe from now on. I just want to say "I took you" to my husband!