Family jokes

My family has been eating jiaozi for a week. On Monday, my mother wrapped jiaozi and left some stuffing. On Tuesday, she mixed some noodles and left some noodles. On Wednesday, she mixed some stuffing and left some stuffing. On Thursday, she mixed some noodles. . . Is it funny? The following is a family joke I prepared for you. Let's have a good laugh!

Chapter 1: Family jokes 1. Just after my driver's license test, my father said to me, let's go and see the car. Suddenly I was so excited. Don't tell me, the wind on the overpass is quite strong!

I was worried about my father's Alzheimer's disease, so I took him to see a doctor. The doctor asked him to do an evaluation test, and the result was not satisfactory.

When I came back, I asked him why he didn't answer well. He lowered his voice, secretly said, such a simple topic, I Doby him (doctor). ?

3. Dad clamors for me to teach him to play WeChat every day.

Helpless to teach, my father learned and taught my mother in bed. . .

The two of them just shook their mobile phones wildly and shook each other, 100 meters. Father said to mother: Our bed is really big. ?

When I was a child, I watched TV. When my father came back, he always found clues and beat me up.

The methods found are: 1. Wrong channel, wrong volume;

2. TV has residual temperature, and the place where you sit has residual temperature;

3. The screen has static electricity;

The cloth of four TV sets is not placed correctly. . .

Chapter 2: Family Funny Joke 1, a 50-cent-sized tablet, the landlord couldn't swallow it with three bowls of water, and the tears stuck in his throat came out. Later, he took a sip of water to melt the water and swallowed the tablets. Then he found three big words written on the medicine bottle: chewable tablets! ! !

2、? Honey, put this trademark on your underwear. ?

? What's the use of posting this?

? You don't understand. It is said on TV that this trademark has the function of resisting withering. Let's try it and see how it works! ?

? Nima . ?

The mother-in-law who comes home from work to look after her three-year-old son is too heavy and may fall into the water.

He quietly asked his daughter-in-law what was going on, and the daughter-in-law said, our son, who slept with us last night, sat on his grandmother's waist during his nap, swaying up and down, mumbling, hey, husband, I can't do it! ?

Chapter 3: Family jokes 1. My mother urges me to find a girlfriend every day. I really can't help it. I handed her a photo of Fan Bingbing and said, This is my girlfriend. ?

She grabbed the photo, looked at it carefully for half a minute, frowned and said, if you don't look for it, you won't look for it. Why did you lie to me with photos of my youth?

2、? I'm a big shot. I'll cook for you when I'm hungry, knit you a sweater when I'm cold, stay with you all night when I'm sick, and keep you warm at night. I didn't marry for you. No woman has stayed here for more than ten years. Now that you're married, you want to move out? Are you leaving me? You're right, no way! You must be responsible for the rest of my life! ?

? Dad, stop it. . . ?

3. The plot of watching TV when I was a child! Mom hits the child, and the child says ~ hit me ~ just kill me! Most mothers will cry with their children in their arms! One day my mother hit me! I said the same thing! Only to find that killing is not an adjective. . .

4. The mantra that my mother reads to me every day:

? You are like your father! ?

? How many times do you want me to talk about you before you want to know more! ?

? I said, what time is it? Why don't you sleep?

? I'm doing it for your own good, okay?

? How did I raise such a disobedient child as you?

? Listen to your mother. I am your real mother, and I won't hurt you. ?

? Don't bathe! ?

? Still not sleeping! ?

? Don't eat yet ?

? Don't wash clothes yet! ?

? I know I face a mobile phone every day! ?

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