Homophonic xiehouyu Jokes. Story. Story couplets!

1. People in Front is wonderful for Premier Kou.

Kou Zhun was a famous prime minister in the Northern Song Dynasty. One day, he chatted with several senior officials and wrote an online article.

They are right:

The underwater days are the days of the sky;

The sun in the water is just the shadow of the sun in the sky. Hearing this, these officials,

Big eyes and small eyes, no one can match.

It happened that day that Yang Danian came to see the Prime Minister Kou. Kou Zhun finished talking with Yang Danian.

Things, just tell him the first part. Yang Danian staring at Kou Zhun's eyes, thinking for a moment, immediately.

By the way:

The person in the eyes is the person in front of me.

Kou Zhun is talking about the shadow of the sun, and Yang Danian is talking about the figure. I stand in front of you, and your eyes are very accurate.

Can reflect my figure, called "the person in the eyes is the person in front of me." Readers and friends don't believe it, just stare.

Try to hold someone's eyes!

According to Song? Ouyang xiu's record of returning to the field,

Song? Zeng Minxing's Lonely Wake Magazine.

2. Yang Danian is right to scold treacherous court official.

Yang Danian became an academician and an assistant minister of the Ministry of Industry in the imperial court.

Yang Danian looks very energetic, especially when his beard is thick and long, which is over his chest. It's really beautiful.

It was early in the morning. Yang Danian came out of the palace and happened to meet Ding Weisong. Looked at Yang Danian in Song Dynasty.

With a long beard, he joked with him:

Be sure to sweep the floor when worshipping in Neihan;

Neihan is Hanlin. It means when you, a bearded academician, kowtow to the emperor.

Wait, the beard sweeps the floor like a broom. Who is this Ding Wei of the Song Dynasty?

This is a big shot! Treacherous court officials Ding Wei and Wang Qinruo in Song Dynasty pushed out Kou Zhun, the prime minister of Northern Liao Dynasty.

Finally, he became the prime minister and duke of the state of Jin. Ding Wei and Wang Qinruo in the Song Dynasty, and three bad guys, all named.

Five ghosts of the court.

Yang Danian hated GREAT GHOST in Five Ghosts for a long time. At Ding Wei in the Song Dynasty.

Coldly came this sentence:

Xianggong is sitting in the curtain of the sky!

"xianggong" refers to Ding Wei, the prime minister of the Song Dynasty: the "curtain" is a big tent. Yang Danian said, you are the prime minister.

Crowding out good people and dominating the imperial court can really dominate the world!

When Song Dynasty heard that Yang Danian turned to scold himself, he was very angry. But on second thought, it was my own move.

Yes, I couldn't get angry, so I had to laugh a few times.

According to Song? Ouyang xiu's return to the field.

3. Ten bamboos and one leaf

There was a poet named Wang in the Northern Song Dynasty. He was very arrogant when he was young. A little ignorant,

I've always felt very capable.

One day, he went to a garden to play and saw a bamboo forest. Bamboo is green and grows well.

Look at that. Wang Qi saw it and immediately thought of a joint sentence. Pen to write out:

Leaves hang a thousand swords;

I am so angry.

Wang Qi compared the drooping bamboo leaves to a sword and the straight bamboo pole to a pike, which is quite good.

Image. He showed this couplet to his friends, and everyone praised him for his good writing. Wang Qi is self-righteous.

There are couplets on the wall of the house. He also boasted: "If anyone can change a word, I will give it away for nothing."

He is twelve taels of gold! "How crazy.

A few days later, Su Dongpo, a college student, visited him and saw the couplets. He didn't say anything. king

Qi pretended to say to Sue, "I wrote these two sentences, please give me your advice."

Su Dongpo smiled and said to Wang Qi: "The couplets are not bad, but they are ten bamboos."

Just a part of Ye Er! "Britain-based authority think about it, yes! I wrote Chiba and Wan Gan.

There are fewer bamboo poles in Ye Er, and an average of ten bamboos make up a Ye Er. What kind of bamboo is this? Wang Qi's face.

Ashamed as a big red cloth, he thanked Su Dongpo assiduously and repeatedly said, "Well said, well said."

All right. "

From now on, Wang Qi is no longer crazy, she is studying honestly. Later, he became a real person.

Practical poet.

According to Song? Wei Qingzhi's Poet Jade Scrap Volume XI.