31 funny classic quotations

1. If people are bored, they can play with nose bubbles.

2. I've been poor and crazy recently, and I have no money to buy big cakes, so I have to eat steamed bread. If you want to eat pie, pat the steamed bread flat. If you want to eat noodles, comb the steamed bread with a comb a few times.

3. In the workplace, I should be like Conan, who has a domineering attitude of letting others die wherever I go.

4. Make a mistake, or forget it, and it will be over anyway.

5. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs up early.

6. I'm afraid I'll be more sad, so I have to pretend to be more indifferent than you.

7. There are two me in this world, one pretends to be happy and the other is really sad.

8. Take yours for my own good and get out of my life.

9. Why do you suddenly want to cry? Don't I have some little sadness that flows against the river?

1. Just because I don't ask for anything doesn't mean I don't care.

11. I am very unhappy when I weigh myself. When I am unhappy, I want to eat.

12. I wish you loneliness and a long life.

13. When I strive to improve my self-cultivation, there are always some people who just like to come and be cannon fodder, so I have to change my angle and help you!

14. Who can be as firm in feelings for me as for RMB?

15. Your mother must have been so anxious and absent-minded when she gave birth to you.

16. Don't always look so depressed like constipation!

17. What makes people crazier than falling in love is lovelorn.

18. Obviously, he is the son of township cadres, and he also pretends to be a rich second generation in the city.

19. No one will give you a step, so move a chair yourself.

2. There is a retaliatory rebound after the stock market crash. Is it understandable that I occasionally do something out of line to express my dissatisfaction?

21. How many pairs of eyes are left after ten years?

22. People who don't have boyfriends have time every night.

23. They don't listen to things outside the window and just watch soap operas.

24. It's dark when you wake up.

25. You have a good memory, but you care too much.

26. You are very kind, especially when you are sorry for others.

27. Children without umbrellas must run hard.

28. If your heart is not like the sea, how can you have a career like the sea?

29. Be the first one, not the second one.

3. Experts suggest that you should not sleep more than an hour every day, just have a little sleep, and don't overdo it.

31. If you believe in fate, then all accidents are doomed; If you don't believe in fate, then everything is doomed by accident. 31 classic quotations of positive energy of youth

1. Try to put aside the gains and losses, success or failure as far as possible, just try your best and be worthy of your heart.

2. What can I have for you? I give you narrow streets, desperate sunsets and Leng Yue in the middle of nowhere. Borges

3. My heart is a bird in the wilderness, and I see the sky in your eyes. Tagore

4. Every once in a while, he habitually collapses and heals himself, as if he were forcing his life to create suspense and waves.

5. You always talk casually, but I am always seriously sad. There is always a person who has always lived in his heart, but bid farewell to life. What I can't forget is memories, and what I continue is life. There are many people coming and going around, and there is always a place that has not changed.

6. It's a disaster to meet the person you love when you are down and out.

7. Don't put up with anything that makes you uncomfortable at the beginning. In the end, you must have separated because of those who didn't want to.

8. Politeness comes from strangeness, and mischief comes from dependence.

9. You are only in your twenties, and you are worried that you will never meet someone you like again in your life. The rest of my life is long, so there is no need to panic.

1. I walked through the crowd and caught a glimpse of your smile on the balcony. I started singing and forgot about people coming and going. Tagore

11. Silence is the highest contempt!

12. Take the chosen road, not the easy one.

13. Happiness is that ordinary people remain the same. Under the dinner lights, the same people sit in the same seats and talk about the same topic. Young people are still chattering about their schools, and old people are still nagging about their dentures. The smell of fried fish came from the kitchen, and the noisy TV news rang from the living room.

14. When you like someone, you are afraid that people all over the world will like him.

15. The future must be good, even if there are many misfortunes now.

16. It is a disaster to meet the person you love when you are down and out.

17. Love is a storm that happens in your heart, but its power can make you have the courage to hug someone very lightly. Tao Lixia

18. Not everyone is single, but some people just want to study quietly for a few years and get rich.

19. There will always be such a time in a person's life, a person's war. At this time, your heart has been turned upside down, but in the eyes of others, you are just a little more silent than usual, and no one will be surprised. This kind of war is doomed to be alone.

2. I am the girl you can buy with a candy, and I will be the girl you can't buy back with ten golden mountains.

21. Sometimes I feel that a group of people are too noisy and tired together, so I have to accommodate others and blend in with the atmosphere. The more I grow up, the more lonely I get, the more I don't want to talk, and the more I don't know how to express my emotions. If you want to be nice to yourself, you want to be patient. You don't have to talk if you don't want to, and you don't have to laugh if you don't want to. There is no need to enliven the atmosphere, and there is no need to worry that your little emotions will affect others.

22. I may not be the best person, but I will give you the best me.

23. You said you wanted to protect her, and since then I've been wandering around alone.

24. I found that it is a good strategy in life not to talk when you have nothing to say, but to keep silent when you don't know how to answer others' words.

25. Even if we break up, I will still keep your secret. You can't be a lover, but you have to be a man.

26. Look at the sky at dusk and the clouds, and miss you when you walk or sit. Tang Yin

27. Ignore those people who are hot and cold to you. They will only think of you when no one is with them.

28. The saddest thing is that you put up with not contacting each other for a long time, not watching his movements, and not wanting to hear his voice. As a result, he is more comfortable than you, not because you have any emotional waves at all, but you suddenly explode because of one of his movements.

29. Politeness comes from strangeness, and mischief comes from dependence.

3. We always like to let nature take its course to perfunctory the thorns and bumps on the road of life, but we seldom admit that the real let nature take its course is actually not to force it after doing our best, rather than to do nothing with both hands.

31. We are in different cities, watching different lights dim, different people coming and going, different traffic, different environments and meeting different people, but we always think of you when we are laughing and laughing. 31 Non-mainstream Classic Quotations of 221

1 After Xuan turned around, tears kept flowing. Although my heart was very painful, I could only say that Xuan would leave after separation

2 Grandpa came from his grandson.

3 How can I have the heart to expose how I don't love you if you are so good at pretending?

4 Don't cry at my grave, which will dirty my path of reincarnation.

5 I will still believe in love, but I won't believe that love can last forever.

6 after you turn around, you don't have each other's tenderness after you let go.

7 On a whim, I used your photo as a computer desktop. Damn it, I was infected with a computer virus!

8 how I want to grow old with you accidentally.

9 if you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to lashi.

1 I cried at first, but now I smile to let go

11 people's lives are like taking a shit, sometimes you have worked hard, but all you can get out is a fart.

12 If you can't tolerate me, it means that you are either too narrow-minded or too great in personality.

13 if you can't put on the wedding dress for the woman you love, please stop your unbuttoning hand.

14 Some people look much better when they make masks than real people.

15 I loved your uniqueness deeply, so I never regret that you have long since left.

16 Tell me, you are ugly without a diploma, and you are bald like others if you are not smart!

17 people won't attack me, and I won't attack; If people offend me, comity three points; People make me again, and I will give you a shot; People still attack me, exterminate the grass

18 Protect yourself and love others, please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

19 how can I forget everything that used to be? Let them never come back.

2 everyone wants to catch the tail of youth, but it's a pity that youth is a gecko.

21 I can't play chess and paint, and I'm tired of washing and cooking.

22 Tongue lives longer than teeth, and software lives longer than hardware.

23 Although the bird is small, it really plays with the whole sky.

24 if eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smarter, then I have to eat at least a pair of whales.

25 if you want to be distinguished before others, you must suffer after others.

26 male R3n, if you love your daughter R3n, you should trust her.

27 was going to sogou, but I saw a cat flutter.

When I was 28 years old, smiling was a kind of mood; when I grew up, smiling was an expression.

29 if I live in your world for one more day, I can't even see my own shadow

3 if beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!

31 If you hold your child's hand, you will know that your child is ugly, and your face is full of tears. If you don't leave, I will leave. 31 classic quotes

First, why do you have to forget someone so painfully? Time will naturally make you forget. If time can't make you forget people you shouldn't remember, what's the point of our lost years?

second, I hope I have something special that fascinates you, not that you can't get someone special, so settle for the second best.

third, in this world, there are only reasons to be sad, and there is no excuse to sink.

the dentist once said that letting go is like the moment when a tooth is pulled out, you will feel relieved. But your tongue can't help licking the empty tooth cavity several times a day. It doesn't mean that you have completely ignored the vacancy left, and you will always miss it sometimes or even abnormally. It takes time to adapt. But you always have to pull out your teeth, because it hurts too much, so you have to let go after all.

5. Sometimes you think the sky is going to fall, but you are actually standing on your own!

6. Tears are the taste that I miss you. My heart can't be recovered. If memory is the only reply, I won't forget that I was beautiful.

seven, because of the loss, you will know how difficult it is to meet the right person.

8. On a lonely night, a person fantasizes about the sweetness of two people, how empty they are, how tears are closed, and how many good things are left in the fading memory.

9. The world is small, so we met. The world is so big that it's hard to see you again when you're apart.

X. Who has walked through whose youth and left a smile; Who stayed in whose flower season, warmed up the miss; Who disappeared from whose rainy season and flooded with tears. The loneliness of youth is the ornament of life; Youth without loneliness is sad; However, lonely youth is not without happiness, but we don't know happiness.

eleven, the quiet night adds a loneliness, a loneliness!

12. Wait quietly for the ups and downs of reality. There is no shortage of people in my world. I never need anyone to step into my life.

thirteen, you treat me as a kite, either let me go, or take it home, and don't tie me with an invisible emotion, which breaks my heart.

14. The loved ones, those worrying past, have faded away with the traces of years; Those who love me, those unbearable memories, have now returned to where he should go. I will feel distressed and sigh, but I will never forget my consistent sentence: You must be happy! Even if I am doomed to lose, I will bless you deeply and silently, wishing you happiness < P > 15. It's useless to be sad. It's most important to live a good life. Although love is beautiful, it is not the whole of life.

XVI. In the days after breaking up, I thought a lot. There is a saying: If you love him, you will make him happy. If he will be happy, let him fly.

17. I don't want to be sober, but I would rather indulge in indulgence all the time. I don't know the way back, I would rather pursue it without regret all my life. -Wang Xiaobo

18. Some people say that loving someone is so plain, but thinking about someone is so heartbreaking.

nineteen, you have been here for a while, and I miss it all my life. -Rene Liu's Light

2. Most beautiful things can't stand being destroyed, such as crystals, such as crystal-like love.

twenty-one, commitment is a struggle between men and women, sometimes everyone is happy, but in most cases both lose.

twenty-two, loneliness, it ignores all the rules of the game and hierarchy in the world, whether you are a prince or a general, or you are a lonely wanderer, you can't easily escape its visit.

twenty-three, I cherish your dried tears, brewing in innocent wine, and my folded hands are waiting for the smell of flowers in the night when I pray for my dreams. The long dreams are full of parting, so I am happy and sad.

twenty-four, sometimes I have to accept these two sentences: people with good hearts are always unlucky; Girls who love to laugh can't eat too badly. What's the point of living if there is not so much emotion and so much pain, going back and forth between the poles of ecstasy and despair? -Liao Yimei's Rhinoceros in Love

25. Everyone has a story in his heart. If he can't tell it, he can only let those who tell it to himself in the middle of the night.

twenty-six, there are always a few fools in the world, waiting for those endings that have no endings.

twenty-seven, emotional debt, like the sea of time, is something we can't cross.

Twenty-eight, I miss you and want to use my gentle fingers to gently brush away your sad tears. Miss you, want to use my warm whisper, quietly waiting for your tired figure, soothe your lonely and sad heart.