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13 only received threatening phone calls from kidnappers.

Tate

Robber: Hey! Tete?

Lester: It's me.

Robber: Listen! 12 is only in my hand! Tomorrow at six o'clock in the afternoon, put 6.5438+0 million yuan into the trash can in front of the biggest supermarket in West Street! otherwise ...

Uncle: You ... You kidnapped my brother?

Robber: That's right! I gave them sleeping pills! Ha ha ha ha!

Lester: You ... you're pathetic ... Qiang Ren, Qiang Ren, if he wakes up ... you must listen to me. Don't hurt your brother. Tell them to go quickly. Come on!

Robber: Do you think I'm a fool? Remember, six o'clock tomorrow afternoon. ...

Just now, the robber fell.

Qiang Ren rubbed his fist and picked up the phone: Hello! Tete! We're going back.

Te: OK, come back soon. By the way, don't forget to buy some onions and eggs. You forget that I have to study hard today to cook Beijing fried rice for everyone! princess

Robber: Hey! You're Rilla?

Princess: Rude boy! Who are you? Talk to this princess like this!

Robber: Listen! 12 is only in my hand! Tomorrow at six o'clock in the afternoon, put 6.5438+0 million yuan into the trash can in front of the biggest supermarket in West Street! otherwise ...

Princess: Ha ha ha, that's funny. You are a robber, aren't you?

Robber: Yes!

Princess: Listen! You idiot! Your whole family is in my hands! Take my brothers to dinner quickly and send them back safely. Don't make me say it again! otherwise ...

Robber: I'm on my way. Please don't hurt my family. ...

Gengbao

Robber: Hey! Han Geng?

Geng Bao: Inside ~

Robber: Listen! 12 is only in my hand!

Geng Bao: Mo?

Robber: Six o'clock tomorrow afternoon. ...

Geng Bao: Mo?

Robber: put 6.5438+0 million yuan. ...

Geng Bao: Mo?

Robber: Put it in the trash can in front of the biggest supermarket in West Street. ...

Geng Bao: Mo?

Robber: Otherwise. ...

Geng Bao: Mo?

..... The robber cried her eyes out. ...

Geng Bao: A crumpled calf.

Dayun

Robber: Hey! Are you a big head?

Dayun: I like the sound of people calling me art! ! ! Thank you! !

The robber rubbed his ear: Why are you shouting so loudly? Listen! 12 is only in my hand! Tomorrow at six o'clock in the afternoon, put 6.5438+0 million yuan into the trash can in front of the biggest supermarket in West Street! otherwise ...

Dayun: By the way, what did you think of my high notes just now?

Robber: ...

aubergine

Robber: Hey! Are you eggplant?

Eggplant: Who are you?

Robber: Listen! 12 is only in my hand! Tomorrow at six o'clock in the afternoon, put 6.5438+0 million yuan into the trash can in front of the biggest supermarket in West Street! otherwise ...

Eggplant: You bastard! Put Tert on the phone first!

Park Mei-li: Qiang Ren!

Eggplant: Tate … My angel … You have suffered …

Park Mei-li: Qiang Ren, when I hear your voice, I'm not afraid. ...

Eggplant: Don't worry, Tate, I'll get you back!

Park Mei-li: Qiang Ren, I know you will! I will wait for you!

Eggplant: Tate ...

Park Mei-li: Qiang Ren!

The rest 1 1 shouted in unison: Hey! You two! And us. ! !

At this time, the robber had fainted because of the distressed telephone bill. wonder child

Robber: Hey! Pork belly?

Meat: pork belly? Where, where, where?

Robber: Listen! 12 is only in my hand! Tomorrow at six o'clock in the afternoon, put 6.5438+0 million yuan into the trash can in front of the biggest supermarket in West Street! otherwise ...

Rourou: West Street? Why don't we change to East Street? There is a famous barbecue shop there. Six o'clock is just dinner time … everyone is so busy!

Robber: ...

rabbit

Robber: Hey! A rabbit?

Rabbit: Yes, yes!

Robber: Listen! 12 is only in my hand! Tomorrow at six o'clock in the afternoon, put 6.5438+0 million yuan into the trash can in front of the biggest supermarket in West Street! otherwise ...

Rabbit: Come on! Kidnapping is a very bad behavior But I know my brother must have done it for a reason ~ Is my brother hungry? Can I treat you to sweet pumpkin?

Robber: ... 555 ... In fact, I have been struggling all the time and condemning myself. ...

250

Robber: Hey! 250?

It's me.

Robber: Listen! 12 is only in my hand! Tomorrow at six o'clock in the afternoon, put 6.5438+0 million yuan into the trash can in front of the biggest supermarket in West Street! otherwise ...

250: Haha, it's a broker! You hid the camera again! Hey hey, I won't be fooled this time!

Robber: what ... what ... bring money tomorrow anyway!

250: I want to choreograph I have no time to play with you. Ok, bye!

Robber: Hey, hey, hey ... Wait a minute ... Go on. ...

Du (surname) ... Du (surname) ... Du (surname) ...

(WULI, why did you finally get smart once? You made it hard for your brothers ...)

Donghai Sea

Robber: Hey! Donghai?

Donghai: Ah!

Robber: Listen! 12 is only in my hand! Tomorrow at six o'clock in the afternoon, put 6.5438+0 million yuan into the trash can in front of the biggest supermarket in West Street! otherwise ...

Donghai: Or what?

Robber: I, I, I will spread gossip between you everywhere and stink you up! Wow, hahahaha!

Donghai: Oh! By the way, please focus on the construction of my brother Han Geng and me. He has paid little attention to me recently. I just want to be angry with him. ...

Robber: You!

Donghai: By the way, do you want photos? You tell me the address and I'll send it to you!

Robber: ...

Ten dollars/ten yuan

Robber: Hey! Are you ten dollars?

Ten dollars: (very gentleman) Hello!

Robber: Listen, 12 is only in my hand!

Ten dollars: (still a gentleman) Oh? Okay ... What do you want me to do?

Robber: Put 6.5438+0 million yuan into the trash can in front of the biggest supermarket in West Street at six o'clock tomorrow afternoon! otherwise ...

Ten dollars: (still a gentleman) Oh? Excuse me, is this Cui Shi Department Store?

Robber: That's right!

Ten dollars: (always a gentleman) OK. I'm sorry to bother you taking care of them, please ... bye!

Robber: … depressed and ecstatic …

Ten yuan: (picks up the phone again) Hello, West Street Branch? I am a young master. Attention, at six o'clock tomorrow afternoon, when a man looks into the trash can in front of the store, catch him and kill him. ...

Macey

Robber: Hey! Are you old?

Macey: It's me. Excuse me, who is ...

Robber: Listen! 12 is only in my hand! Tomorrow at six o'clock in the afternoon, put 6.5438+0 million yuan into the trash can in front of the biggest supermarket in West Street! otherwise ...

Macey: …

Robber: Did you hear that?

Macey: (opens his throat) ... 5555 ... Tege ... 555 ... Brother Che Xi ... 555 ... Brother Han Geng ... 555 ... Brother Yi Sheng ... 555 ... Brother Qiang Ren. ...

Robber: Don't worry, I won't kill the ticket as long as I get the money!

Macey: ... 555 ... prodigy brothers ... 555 ... Sheng Min brothers ... He Zai brothers ... Donghai brothers ... 555 ... Shiyuan brothers. ...

Robber: ... I, I, I let them go ...

Macey: ... 555 ... Brother Fan Ji ... 555 ... Brother Xian. ...

Robber: I ... I will ... send them back. ...

Fanfan

Robber: Hey! Christine?

Christine: Yes.

Robber: Listen! 12 is only in my hand! Tomorrow at six o'clock in the afternoon, put 6.5438+0 million yuan into the trash can in front of the biggest supermarket in West Street! otherwise ...

Christine: Yes.

Robber: Hey! Did you hear that?

Christine: Huh? Oh! Tomorrow, right? ...

Robber: Yes! Tomorrow!

Christine: Put the six biggest trash cans in the west street of the supermarket, right?

Robber: What! Tomorrow at six o'clock in the afternoon, put 6.5438+0 million yuan into the trash can in front of the biggest supermarket in West Street! otherwise ...

Christine: Oh. ..... hey? Who are you?

Robber: ... 5555 ...

Xiao 13

Robber: Hey! Are you small 13?

Small 13: It's me.

Robber: Listen! 12 is only in my hand! Tomorrow at six o'clock in the afternoon, put 6.5438+0 million yuan into the trash can in front of the biggest supermarket in West Street! otherwise ...

Small 13: What a shame!

Robber: Boy! what did you say ? /Excuse me?

Xiao 13: Is my 12 brother value 1 10,000? I'll give you 1.2 million yuan (on average, it's 10 million yuan per person)! At that time, you can bring my brothers in the van!

The robber was ecstatic: easy to talk, easy to talk, hey hey. ...

the next day

As promised, the robber opened the trash can and found a policeman sitting inside. When he turned around and fled, he found Xiao 13 driving away in a van. ...

evil spirit

Robber: Hey! Are you a demon?

Fairy: Yes, yes! Are you a leprechaun too? Wow! Lee Dong Hae is so handsome! I love my brothers! ! Come on, guys! By the way, I like Geng Bao best, and I also like Xiao Hai, Xiao13,250, Yi Sheng, and ... Oh, I like to pull them all out! ! Which one do you like best? By the way, which one do you prefer, Wang Dao? By the way, did you get the tickets for September 13? So expensive … but as long as it's for my brothers, it's worth it! Hey, why doesn't Xiaohai pay attention to her hair? What kind of hairstyle do you like? What programs have you shown your brothers? Have you ever seen a human body? Do you have a download address? Send it to me! My email address is ...

The robber finally woke up: listen! 13 I have both! Tomorrow at six o'clock in the afternoon, put 6.5438+0 million yuan into the trash can in front of the biggest supermarket in West Street! otherwise ...

Goblin: OK, got it.

Putting down the phone, the goblin immediately informed the goblins all over the world that Sapphire was ready for the war, started the GPS global positioning system to find the location of the kidnappers, learned that the kidnappers had locked their brothers in a small house in a village in Argentina, South America, and then sent a telegram to the local goblins.

The whole process took a minute.

A minute later, the kidnapper was beaten by an overwhelming number of goblins and became unable to take care of himself.

The brothers were very moved and said to all the fairies, "Thank you! I love you! "

I prefer this one. .

13 only talks with Zhou Mi.

Te Li:

ZM: brother ...

Team: (Look left and right, look down)

ZM: (I'm scared) Brother, what's the matter?

Team: How old are you?

Zm: 86, what's the matter?

Team: (surprised) 86? No way!

ZM: (shy) What's wrong?

Team: Why does it look bigger than me?

ZM: (with tears)

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Xi, cut:

ZM: Brother, can I borrow your mirror? When I first ran away from the Little Brothers, my hair was messed up.

Princess: (hands over the mirror)

ZM: (left and right)

Princess: (staring at ZM with big eyes)

ZM: Brother? Is there something on my face?

Princess: (continuing to stare) Stop filming. Take another picture!

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Han Geng:

ZM: (This is the kindest) Brother. By the way, your Beijing copy rice is delicious!

Landlord: (laughs) What's the problem?

ZM: (expectantly) Brother, can you make one for me?

Landlord: Oh! Ask Xi Che!

ZM: (indignant) But he just called me ugly.

Landlord: (seriously) I think there is nothing wrong with the car!

ZM: (stay)

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Yi sheng:

ZM: that ... brother!

Dayun: What can I do for you?

ZM: I heard that you sing very well!

Dayun: What's the matter?

ZM: (expectantly) Can you teach me some skills?

Dayun: (contemptuously) Stop joking. You sang for Wang Leehom, I can't afford to teach!

ZM: (stiff)

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Qiang Ren:

Zm: ... brother ...

Eggplant: (fierce) What's the matter?

ZM: I heard that your eloquence is very good!

Eggplant: What's the matter?

ZM: I used to be the host!

Eggplant: (surprised) You?

ZM: (proudly) Yes, yes! !

Eggplant: (seriously) Never heard of it!

ZM: eh ...

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Prodigy:

ZM: brother ...

Rourou: (stuffing things into his mouth at random) What's the matter?

ZM: (dumbfounded) That one. ...

Rourou: Huh?

ZM: that ...

Rourou: What's the matter?

ZM: that ...

Rourou: (suddenly realize) Oh! The toilet is over there!

ZM: (silence)

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Sheng Min:

ZM: Brother, are you cooking pumpkin porridge?

Rabbit: (blinking) Yes! Do you want me to give you half?

ZM: no ... no need.

Rabbit: (blinks) Why?

ZM: no ... don't bother.

Rabbit: (blinks) Why?

ZM: (looking at his stomach embarrassedly) Don't bother!

Rabbit: (looking at ZM, looking at his belly, I see) Oh! You should lose weight!

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Enkh article:

ZM: That ... Brother He Zai!

What can I do for you?

ZM: I heard that your rap is great. I admire you so much!

250: (happy) Of course! A jewel-like person like me. ...

ZM: (Nodding) Hmm! I want to learn more from you!

250: (erratic) Where where! I also want to learn more from you!

ZM: (excitedly) What can you learn from me?

250: (honest) kiss up!

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Donghai articles:

ZM: (looking at the dancing East China Sea) Wow! Dancing in the East China Sea is great!

Haibao: (Modesty) Nothing!

ZM: It's really great! How long do you think it will take me to become like you?

Haibao: (looking up) You. ...

ZM: (excitedly) mm-hmm How long do I have to practice?

Haibao: (sympathetically) Brother. Work hard! Don't think about those unrealistic things.

ZM: (petrochemical)

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Original text:

ZM: (This must be a compliment! ) source!

10 yuan: Can I help you?

ZM: Your Chinese is getting better and better!

10 yuan: (gestures) No way. Because I love China!

ZM: hehe! Then I'll take you to Beijing another day!

10 yuan: No, just have Brother Han Geng here!

ZM: (embarrassed) this ...

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Li Xu article:

ZM: (hum! This is easy to bully) Xu Li!

Macey: Brother, what's the matter?

ZM: Xu Li is really a good child, and she sings well.

Macey: (blushes) Me too!

ZM: (shyly) What is this?

Macey: I sing well, too!

ZM: (happily) Really? Li Xu is such a good boy!

Macey: (embarrassed) But ... maybe I'm the only one who thinks so!

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Basic model:

ZM: basic model!

Fan Ji: (smiling) What can I do for you?

ZM: I heard that your acting is very good!

Fan Ji: (smiling) Thank you.

ZM: basic model!

Fan Ji: Huh?

ZM: (Kindly) What kind of movies do you think I can make like this?

Fan Ji: (Without hesitation) Horror film!

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Kui Xian:

ZM: Kui Xian ...

13: Huh?

ZM: You should be almost ready, right?

13: Yes.

ZM: Kui Xian

13: Yes.

ZM: Can you change a word?

13: I can only say "yes" to you.

Zmdo ..