A two-minute joke.

1. Once upon a time, a man fished and caught a squid.

Squid begged him: let me go, don't bake me to eat.

The man said, well, let me ask you a few questions.

Squid is very happy to say: you take the exam!

Then the man roasted the squid.

2. The host asked: Can cats climb trees? The eagle replied first: Yes! Compere: Give an example! The eagle burst into tears: That year, I fell asleep, the cat climbed the tree … and then there was the owl.

3. A banana gentleman is dating his girlfriend and walking down the street. It was very hot, so Mr banana took off his clothes, and then his girlfriend fell down.

I want to talk to my girlfriend ML. My girlfriend said I couldn't take a shower, but she promised to wash "parts" in cold weather. After washing, my girlfriend was extremely shy and said, "Honey, you are so lazy, where can you wash it ..." I fainted after listening to it, and I just brushed my teeth ~ ~ ~

When we parted, she gave me a kiss, which felt as real as People's Daily.