Humorous joke story "apply what you have learned"

Linda got a job as a reporter in a newspaper in her hometown. When she received the interview task for the first time, she asked the most senior old reporter of the newspaper for advice.

The old reporter said to her seriously: "Name, name! All the news involved must accurately write their names, which is related to the integrity and credibility of the news. "

A few hours later, Linda handed in her first press release: "Last night, a severe lightning storm had a serious impact on at least three farms in our city. Mr. Morse's farm suffered the most. Seven cows were struck by lightning. Their names are Bessie, Aisi and Bertha ... "

Beautiful ideal

Teacher: Can you tell me what your ideal is?

Student: Eat well and dress well.

Teacher: Can your ideal be higher?

Student: Eat well and dress well.

caffeine

When I was young, whenever I caught a cold, my mother would make me a cup of coffee. She said softly, "Foreigners are always like this." But I am always afraid of the taste of coffee, which is sour and bitter.

Now I go to all the cafes, but I can't find the brand I drank when I was a child. I only remember that it has a very foreign name: Banlangen!

Humorous joke story "apply what you have learned"