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Who has a humorous proverb about honesty that is badly needed?
Boil crabs in a boiling pot-see how long you run, crazy girls tell jokes-laugh and laugh, invite wolves to visit-live impatiently, lame people take the blind road-learn from each other's strengths, frequent customers in dye houses-lecherous people break the steering wheel of their cars-go on the rampage, please accompany their sister-in-law-uneasy, kind and poor widows go to the market-no one is needed. The mouse will fall into the water tank-fashionable (wet hair) Han Xiangzi plays the flute-extraordinary sedan chair plays the opera-poor happy sedan chair spends abacus-poor counting heifers' menstrual period-bloody cow pen dreams of marrying a stone-false alarm, a dream, a horse-I want to be eccentric in the craft of being a clay figurine-I (pinch) my hands and feet to make cakes and sell them to jiaozi- Put a knife in the sheath-frame trouble and sell iron-throw caution to the wind. Therefore, A bright handkerchief with a juggling heart-a juggling cloth is not hidden-covers up the crying of Baoyu and Xiangyun-each has its own tears-the worm in the corn stalk-it's hard to pinch out a bitch to see Fujian-the hollow suona of hypocrisy-see how you are doing. Change the big robe into an undershirt-pick peony flowers from the hospital bed-spend the rest of your life seriously ill without taking medicine-peel onions and garlic until you die-do small things-peel a tree-peel a toad for a long time-peel a cuttlefish for a long time-a serious topic for a pair of honest people with black hearts, with few jokes, hehe.
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