What are the jokes between BMW and Mercedes-Benz?

A boss just bought a Mercedes-Benz 600, cool! If you are in a good mood, go for a race! Addicted!

Suddenly I saw a tractor parked on the hard shoulder, and an old man waved the car to stop!

This guy was in a good mood, stopped and asked, "What's the matter, uncle?"

Old man: "My car is broken. I want you to tow it!" " "

This guy was in a good mood and agreed!

"So, you drive slowly, if my walking tractor can't stand it, I'll turn on the right light! If my old man can't stand it, I'll turn on the left light! Ok? "

"Yes, no problem!" Dude, drive a tractor 60 yards!

Keep driving and find a BMW passing at a speed above 150!

This buddy is anxious: "Yating, I am afraid of you! As he spoke, he accelerated to more than 200, completely forgetting that there was an old man behind him!

So the two cars accelerated at high speed!

The patrol police found out, dumbfounded! Report to the headquarters: "Headquarters headquarters, I found a Mercedes-Benz and a BMW racing at a speed of 200 per hour!" ! What's more exaggerated is that there is a tractor behind, followed by an old man, who keeps the left light on and is ready to overtake! "

If you are in a bad mood, watch it twice!