Feng Gong's 53 classic quotations are full of philosophy in humor.

Feng Gong's 53 classic quotations are full of philosophy in humor.

0 1, girls! Where are so many white horses? Find a donkey to make do, don't wait until one day all the donkeys are taken away, leaving a pile of mules. ...

02, the so-called beauty, three points of appearance and seven points of dress, the so-called temperament, three points of brilliance and seven points of pretending, the so-called gentleness, three points of forbearance and seven points of depression.

03. You won't be lonely if you want to make chopsticks!

I don't even believe in punctuation.

05, don't leave me here, leave me here. I won't leave you anywhere and go home to do housework.

06, the iron cock will leave some rust, you are simply a stainless steel cock!

Count the stars with me. If your IQ is low, count the moon!

I admire myself so much that sometimes I kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror!

09. The most attractive person is "Master Kong", and thousands of people hit on him every day.

10, I miss you so much that I can't eat. That's disgusting!

1 1. Actually, I used to be quite tall, but later I often took a shower and shrunk.

12. Why do I always feel unhappy? Is it because I wasn't at home when I was chasing Happyness?

13, kill the panda, I am a national treasure!

14, don't talk to me about ideals, quit!

15, fell down, get up and cry!

16, keep a low profile! It's the best b show! !

17, how to lose weight without eating? !

18, sorry to make you laugh.

19, I can resist anything but temptation.

20. I not only have a car, but also go to work by myself.

2 1, lit a cigarette, but got lonely.

22. It's not that you don't laugh. When you laugh, the powder falls off!

23, people are not smart, but also learn from others to be bald.

24. If you can't tie my heart, don't call me playboy!

25, Chopin of Niu B, can't play Lao Tzu's sadness!

Be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

Please don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

28. I never hold grudges. I usually report it on the spot.

29. Don't come to me for nothing and don't come to me for everything!

30. I like you so much that you will die if you like me?

3 1, I'm not RMB, how can everyone like me?

32. A man's words are like an old lady's teeth. How much is true?

33. Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!

34, holding the child's hand, I know that the child is ugly and full of tears. If the child doesn't go, I will go.

35. Zhuge Liang never took a single soldier before he came out of the mountain! Why do I need work experience?

36. Cherish your life-if God keeps you alive, you must have a plan.

37. Teacher, you are the devil in my heart. The closer I am to you, the farther I am from Buddha. ...

38. The physical education teacher in junior high school said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class again will be punished for handstand.

39. If you choose to look up at others at 45, don't blame others for looking down at you at 135.

40. If you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind!

4 1, I allow you to walk into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

42. People never know who inadvertently said goodbye to you and then really disappeared.

43. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside. ...

44, love, just say it out loud, because you never know, tomorrow or accident, which comes first!

45. You will never see my loneliest time, because when I can't see you, it is my loneliest time!

46. It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually streaked in too many chefs for more than 20 years!

47. I feel bad today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. I've had enough.

48. The real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to eat in one place for a lifetime, but to eat in every place for a lifetime.

49. Even if it is a piece of shit, there will be a day when I meet dung beetles. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today.

50. If I win10 million, I will buy 30 houses and rent them to others, and collect the rent once a day. Wow, Kaka ~ ~ It's full!

5 1, "love" is a very strong word. The upper part of it is taken from Metamorphosis, and the lower part is taken from Metamorphosis.

52. Decades later, we met again and were sent to the crematorium, where they were all burned to ashes. You will have a pile, and I will have a pile, and no one knows anyone. They will all be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

53. What touched my dad the most: "Study hard, son. Dad used to play mahjong 10 yuan, and now he plays mahjong 10 yuan to learn from you. "

Feng Gong's 55 Classic Quotations

1. Don't talk to me about ideals, and quit!

Kill the panda and I will be a national treasure!

3. How to lose weight if you are not full?

4. Get up and cry when you fall ~ ~ ~

I'm sorry to make you laugh.

6. It's not that I don't laugh, but I lose my powder when I laugh!

7. Keep a low profile! It's the best b show! !

I can resist anything but temptation.

9. I light a cigarette, but I smoke lonely.

10. People are not smart and bald like others.

1 1. If you want to make chopsticks, you won't be lonely!

12. I don't even believe in punctuation.

13. I not only have a car, but also do it myself.

14. Don't call me a playboy if you can't tie my heart!

15. It's disgusting to miss you so much that you can't eat!

16. Chopin of Niu B can't play the sadness of Lao Zi!

17. Don't call me if you have nothing to do, let alone something!

18. Be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

19. Please don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

20. I like you so much that you will die if you like me? ,

2 1. I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.

22. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me?

23. Count the stars with me. If your IQ is low, count the moon!

24. A man's words are like an old lady's teeth. How much is true? !

When you hold your hand, you will know that your child is ugly and your face is covered with tears. If you don't go, I will.

26. Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!

27. Zhuge Liang didn't take a single soldier before coming out of the mountain! Why do I need work experience?

28. cherish your life. If God keeps you alive, you must have his plan.

29. The iron cock will leave some rust. You are a stainless steel cock!

30. The most attractive person is Master Kong, who is beaten by thousands of people every day.

3 1. I won't leave you here, but I have my own place. I won't leave you anywhere and go home to do housework.

I admire myself so much that sometimes I kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror!

33. Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

Teacher, you are the devil in my heart. The closer I am to you, the farther I am from the Buddha.

35. Actually, I used to be quite tall, but later I often took a shower and shrunk.

36. The physical education teacher in junior high school said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class again will be punished for handstand.

If you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind!

38. If you choose 45 to look up at others, don't blame others for looking down on you at 135.

I allow you to come into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

40. Why do I always feel unhappy? Is it because I wasn't at home when I was chasing Happyness?

4 1. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.

42. People never know who inadvertently said goodbye to you and then really disappeared.

43. Love, just say it out loud, because you never know which will come first, tomorrow or accident!

44. You can never see my loneliest time, because when I can't see you, it's my loneliest time!

45. I feel bad today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. I've had enough.

46. The real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to eat in one place for a lifetime, but to eat in every place for a lifetime.

47. It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually streaked in too many chefs for more than 20 years!

48. Even if it is a piece of shit, you will meet dung beetles one day. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today.

49. If I win10 million, I will buy 30 houses and rent them to others, and collect the rent once a day. Wow, Kaka ~ ~ It's full!

50. Love is a very strong word. The upper part of it is taken from Metamorphosis, and the lower part is taken from Metamorphosis.

5 1. The so-called beauty, three points of looks, seven points of dressing, the so-called temperament, three points of talent, seven points of pretending, the so-called gentleness, three points of tolerance and seven points of depression.

52. Where did the girl get so many white horses? Find a donkey to make do, don't wait until one day all the donkeys are taken away, leaving a pile of mules. ...

53. After several decades, we will meet again and send them to the crematorium. All of them will be burned to ashes, one for you and one for me, and all of them will be sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer.

54. The most touching thing my father said: study hard, son. Dad used to play mahjong 10 yuan, but now he plays mahjong 10 yuan for your study.

55. Comrades: Don't speculate in stocks. It's too risky Tofu is the safest! Tofu is dry and hard, tofu brain is thin, tofu skin is thin, soybean milk is useless, and stinky tofu stinks! Don't lose!

Feng Gong's classic quotations.

1, the so-called beauty, three-point appearance and seven-point dress; The so-called temperament, three points of talent and seven points of pretending; The so-called gentleness is three points forbearance and seven points depression.

2, there are difficulties to help, there is no difficulty to create difficulties to help.

3, the iron cock will leave some rust, you are simply a stainless steel cock!

Behind every successful man, there is a woman, but I failed because there are two women behind me.

5. Girls! Where are so many white horses? Find a donkey to make do, don't wait until one day all the donkeys are taken away, leaving a pile of mules.

6. Why can't the men's soccer team even rush out of Asia? Because there are 1 1 women on the court.

7, the relationship between couples is not necessarily good, and the relationship is not necessarily a couple; Crosstalk masters don't necessarily speak crosstalk, and singers don't necessarily know music.

I don't even believe in punctuation.

9. Actually, I used to be quite tall, but later I often took a shower and shrunk.

10, why do I often have gum in my eyes? That's my deep love for sleep.

1 1, you see your face is blue ... your father Popeye only eats spinach. ...

12, I don't have a pot, but I'll stew you.

13 Nowadays, many noble daughters with blond hair and blue eyes on the other side of the ocean are crying to get China's green card and throw themselves into the arms of unmarried men in CCTV Spring Festival Evening.

14. A man's words are like an old lady's teeth. How much is true? !

15. After several decades, we will meet again, send them to the crematorium and burn them all to ashes. You are a pile, I am a pile, and no one knows anyone. They will all be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

16, I am the best film and television in the cross talk field, the best director in the actor field, the most skilled screenwriter and editor in the director field, and the funniest cross talk in the screenwriter field. You have to exert your comprehensive strength these days.

17, if you are willing to die, I am willing to bury it.

18, I can't serve the country and the world, whose husband am I!

19, I'm not RMB, how can everyone like me?

20. I just want to compare with Pan Changjiang, with Peisi Chen in hairdressing, with Pavarotti, and with US President Bushby to speak Chinese! Oh, shit-

2 1, you put on my fur robe and sit down, which is the Tibetan mastiff.

The real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to eat in one place for a lifetime, but to eat in every place for a lifetime.

23. People always want ghosts and gods to know when they do good things, but never know when they do bad things. We are so embarrassed!

24. Watching the excitement here is really not too big.

25. Count the stars with me. If your IQ is low, count the moon!

26. If life deceives me, I will also deceive life.

27, don't think that you are younger than me, you can scamper for a few more days. The coffin is filled with dead people, not old people!

28. Life is like a piece of scrap metal. If you throw it into the fire, you can make a fine product by beating it!

29. There are psychologists who do part-time divination, tour guides who sell lunch boxes, old Chinese medicine amateurs who pinch their feet, and TV presenters who have nothing to do with books (alluding to Zhu Jun).

30. How dare you lie. How dare I not believe it?

3 1, don't think you can bite just because you are a dog!

32. The most attractive person is "Master Kong", and thousands of people hit on him every day.

33. Advertisement on the subway: Is it crowded? Buy a car! Advertisement in taxi: gambling? Take the subway! Shit, you're kidding me or something!

34. It looks like a car accident scene!

Feng Gong's 55 Classic Quotations

1, girls! Where are so many white horses? Find a donkey to make do, don't wait until one day all the donkeys are taken away, leaving a pile of mules.

2, the so-called beauty, three points of appearance and seven points of dressing up the so-called temperament, three points of talent and seven points of pretending to be so-called gentle, three points of tolerance and seven points of depression.

3. If you want to make chopsticks, you won't be lonely!

I don't even believe in punctuation.

I didn't leave my grandfather here, but I have my own place. I won't leave you anywhere and go home to do housework.

6, the iron cock will leave some rust, you are simply a stainless steel cock!

7. Count the stars with me. If your IQ is low, count the moon!

8. I admire myself so much that sometimes I kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror!

9. The most attractive person is Master Kong, who attracts thousands of people every day.

10, I miss you so much that I can't eat. That's disgusting!

1 1. Actually, I used to be quite tall, but later I often took a shower and shrunk.

12. Why do I always feel unhappy? Is it because I wasn't at home when I was chasing Happyness?

13, kill the panda, I am a national treasure!

14, don't talk to me about ideals, quit!

15, fell down, get up and cry.

16, keep a low profile! It's the best b show! !

17, how to lose weight without eating?

18, sorry to make you laugh.

19, I can resist anything but temptation. ...

I not only have a car, but also rely on myself. ...

2 1, I lit a cigarette but I was lonely. ...

22. It's not that you don't laugh. When you laugh, the powder falls off!

23, people are not smart, but also learn from others to be bald.

24. If you can't tie my heart, don't call me playboy!

25, Chopin of Niu B, can't play Lao Tzu's sadness!

Be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

Please don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

28. I never hold grudges. I usually report it on the spot.

29. Don't come to me for nothing and don't come to me for everything!

30. I like you so much that you will die.

3 1, I'm not RMB, how can everyone like me?

32. A man's words are like an old lady's teeth. How much is true? !

33. Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!

34, holding the child's hand, I know that the child is ugly and full of tears. If the child doesn't go, I will go.

35. Zhuge Liang never took a single soldier before he came out of the mountain! Why do I need work experience?

36. Cherish your life-if God keeps you alive, you must have a plan.

37. Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

38. Teacher, you are the devil in my heart. The closer I am to you, the farther I am from Buddha. ...

39. The physical education teacher in junior high school said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class again will be punished for handstand.

40. If you choose to look up at others at 45, don't blame others for looking down at you at 135.

4 1, if you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you!

I allow you to walk into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

43. People never know who inadvertently said goodbye to you and then really disappeared.

44. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside. ...

45, love, just say it out loud, because you never know, tomorrow or accident, which comes first!

46. You can never see my loneliest time, because when I can't see you, it is my loneliest time!

47. It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually streaked in too many chefs for more than 20 years!

48. I feel bad today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. I've had enough.

49. The real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to eat in one place for a lifetime, but to eat in every place for a lifetime.

50. Even if it is a piece of shit, you will meet dung beetles one day. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today.

5 1. If I win10 million, I will buy 30 houses and rent them to others, and collect the rent once a day. Wow, Kaka ~ ~ It's full!

52. "Love" is a very strong word. The upper part of it is taken from Metamorphosis, and the lower part is taken from Metamorphosis.

53. Decades later, we met again and were sent to the crematorium, where they were all burned to ashes. You will have a pile, and I will have a pile, and no one knows anyone. They will all be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

54. What touched my dad the most: "Study hard, son. Dad used to play mahjong 10 yuan, and now he plays mahjong 10 yuan to learn from you. "

55. Comrades: Don't speculate in stocks. It's too risky Tofu is the safest! Tofu is dry and hard, tofu brain is thin, tofu skin is thin, soybean milk is useless, and stinky tofu stinks! Don't lose!