English jokes

Find a girl like your mother. No matter which girl he takes home, the young man finds that his mother disapproves. A friend gave him advice. Find a girl ... grandpa pays for me. Grandpa paid the bill and went to the cloth counter in the department store. The beautiful girl said, I want to buy this cloth to make a new dress. How long ... to get ready There is a story circulating on campus: A student sent a telegram to his parents, which read: Mom, I failed all courses. Be kicked out ...

Find a girl like your mother's girlfriend.

No matter which girl he takes home, the young man finds that his mother disapproves. A friend gave him advice ... to find a girl ... Grandpa paid for me.

Date: One day, a beautiful girl went to the cloth counter of a department store and said, "I want to buy this cloth to make a new dress." ... how long ... English jokes with translation >; Share everything and share forever.

An old couple walked into a restaurant and ordered something to eat: a Coca-Cola and a French friend's wine ...

Date: One day, a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mice, so she ran out of the house and got into a mouse hole ... English joke with translation & when the date was finished.

Date: 2012-02-1721:48: 26a The young man asked the girl who came to date: Is this your first date with the young man? That's right. Gee, how come ... like father, like son.

Date: 2012-02-1721:43: 57 son: dad, what do you mean like father like son? Father: Asshole. What other scanning things have you done at school ... English jokes with translation > brotherly love with brotherly love.

Date: 2012-02-1521:31:58 Teacher: Cassandra, if I see a man hitting a donkey and I stop him, what's wrong with me? Cassandra: Brother ... Pig or witch Pig or witch

Date: 2012-02-1521:29: 34 A person is driving on a steep and narrow mountain road. A woman is driving on the same road. When they passed by ... Amnesia lost memory.

Date: 2012-02-10 20: 46: 42 An elderly prisoner went to see a doctor. The doctor is asked, asked = asked, special = special, evaluation = evaluation, solution = solution) ... the boss's idea.

Date: 2012-02-10 20: 42: 42 When my printer began to blur, I called a repair shop, and a friendly person hugged me. The printer might just need ... >; Lowest grade

Date: 20 12-02-08 23: 09: 09 Professor, I have tried my best in this exam. I really don't think I want zero. I don't know, either. But the lowest level is im ... English jokes with translation > always thirsty.

A man said to his friend, "I had an operation and the doctor left a sponge in my stomach." It's terrible! " ! The friend said. Does it hurt? They are very busy.

Date: 2012-02-08 22: 59: 41day, the phone rang and a little boy answered it. May I speak to your parents? They are very busy. oh Is there anyone else here? Police ... sir, at the wedding, sir

A policeman stopped a driver who was speeding in the street. But, officer, the man said, I can explain. "Be quiet," O snapped ... the same behavior, the same result, the same action produces the same result.

Date: A couple of hunters rented a small plane to take them to the forest, and made an appointment with the pilot to pick them up ... Get ready.

Date: 20 12-02-06 20: 33: 37 There is a story circulating on campus: a student sent a telegram to his parents, which read: Mom-I failed all courses. Kicked out ... the old couple quarreled.

Date: 20 12-06 20: 3 1: 33A An eccentric couple quarreled with a camel in front of the magistrate. Losing, turning to his opponent in a combative framework ... Why are you late?

Date: 2012-02-041:27: 46 Teacher: Why are you late for school every morning? Tom: Every time I pass the corner near the school, I see a sign that says: "School-Go Slow". Teacher: Why do you always bring an interpreter ... Smarter in dreams.

Date: 2012-02-041:25: 57 When a student couldn't solve a math problem in class, he expressed his reward to the teacher. I remember solving this problem in ... >; Two hunters, two hunters

Date: 2012-01-1412: 54: 38 once, two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down accidentally. He showed white eyes, as if ... I didn't recognize you if you thought you were online.

Date: 2012-01-1412: 53: 01one day, he was walking on the beach and saw a crab. He went over to see what had happened. Suddenly, the crab was caught by a crab clamp and pulled out. Tiger jumps. I would rather not have an unwelcome honor.

Date: A doctor walked into the hospital ward and said to Mr. Johnson, "I have good news and bad news for you ... English joke with translation"; Miao witnessed twenty-one years old forever.

Date: 2011-12-19 23: 44: 36 In court, a judge asked the witness, how old are you? I mean, seriously, how old are you? Remember, you swore an oath, so tell T ... English jokes with translation >; My clever dog can buy newspapers.

Date: 2011-12-0400: 53: 00 A dog owner claimed that if he gave his pet money, he would go to the newsstand to buy a newspaper ... English jokes and translations > Being caught stealing, a thief who exceeded his budget.

Date: 2011-kloc-0/-2818: 59: 52 A store elevator was caught red-handed when trying to steam a watch from a jewelry store. Listen, the store elevator said, I know you don't want it. ...