Funny jokes bubbling in the circle of friends

1. Professor Q: What are the similarities between rotten radish and pregnant women? A student replied: it's all caused by bugs. Only get 60 points. Another student got full marks, and the answer was: it was all because he was late.

Taxi drivers are often fined by the police. He especially hates the police. One day, his daughter-in-law comforted him and said, honey, call the police when we have a child. If you want to get angry, call the police when you come back. If you still don't believe me, fuck the police.

The old monk regretted that he had never seen a woman before. The young monk went down the mountain and found a prostitute to show him naked. When the old monk saw it, he said with emotion, Why are you like a nun? Then I closed my eyes.

4. Dong Zhuo gave a banquet to entertain Lu Bu, Marotta and other confidants, with the story of Diusim as his companion. In order to test everyone's loyalty, Zhuo Mingchan painted his breasts black. During the dinner, the candle suddenly went out. When we looked again, everyone's hands were black and clean. Zhuosui enjoys cloth, smiles and likes to eat.

5. The white rabbit raped the grey wolf and ran away. The wolf is very angry. Go after it. The rabbit dressed up as a gray rabbit and read the newspaper with glasses. The wolf asked, can you see a white rabbit? Rabbit: Is it the white rabbit that raped the wolf? Wolf shame: I'm KAO, so soon?