Ask a classic joke! !

"That's your mouth!"

"I have crossed more bridges than you have!"

"That's because I'm too lazy to move!"

2. Old punishment: eat other people's food and let yourself speak.

3. Why are you holding chamber pot? Can't I take a shower?

When you see something amazing, say "Oh, my God".

If you want to hit someone, say "avalanche"

If you miss someone, you will "sunflower some ..."

Interrupt and say, "How nice it is to bask in the sun tonight."

If you don't agree with anyone, just say, "Tiger is not arrogant, you think I am HELLO KITTY."

Look at GF and say, "The acting is so bad that there are no tears."

Say "take care of my seventh uncle" before you fight hard.

If you offend your wife, say, "You adults don't remember villains. The prime minister can punt in his stomach. When the moon sets in first frost, both husband and wife go home."

5. Unparalleled: Just so-so, Hong Kong sister third, your dress is very attractive.

Guo Furong: Ugly, ugly. Sister Ya is the ninth, thanks to a pair of dexterous hands.

Guo Furong: Your beauty, from the inside out, promotes blood circulation, nourishes the skin, and is pure and beautiful.

What is unique is that your beauty is transferred from bones to skin, and this moment should last forever.

6. "May you grow old together, childless."

"I wish you an early birth, and white-haired people will send black-haired people."

7. "Zi once said,' Come and not be indecent'".

"Oh, so you molested her?

8. The scholar asked him why he was not allowed to write Spring Festival couplets.

The proprietress replied, "Your handwriting is too thin to be festive. Stay until Qingming. "

9. proprietress: A woman's happiness is to marry a man and serve him all her life.

Guo Furong: Why not wait on me all my life?

Boss: You know why you can't get married.

10. Shopkeeper: What is your goal?

Guo Furong: Be an angry woman.

Shopkeeper: Why do you mention it so far? Say it closer.

Guo Furong: A raise.

Shopkeeper: This one is farther than the previous one.

1 1, only to find that the wrong road and the right road are only a few steps away.

12, do you think I love money that much? You are!

I'm ashamed! I wish I knew shame!

Shame and enjoy it!

13, you are heartless, shameless and unreasonable.

You are heartless, shameless and unreasonable. You are not ruthless and unreasonable, how can I be ruthless and unreasonable? BR> You are heartless, shameless and unreasonable!

14, Lv Xiucai: Why do flowers smell sweet? Because of me; Why is the grass green? Or because ...

Guo Furong: What are you trying to say? Lv Xiucai: I'm not finished yet! Why does fart stink? That's because of Lao Bai!

15, Guo Furong: Be sure to go your own way and let others take a taxi!

16, manned: conspiracy is the enemy of love. Scholar: (snapping his fingers) Many years later, a man named Tosstorff Ski said.

Shopkeeper: What does this driver do?

18, scholar: I stab you with a sword, and you say four words. I stabbed you with two swords and you said 36,000 words. Why?

Guo: ..

Scholar: When I stabbed you with the first sword, you said "Hero, forgive me", and when I stabbed you with the second sword, you said "36,000 words"!

19, thief: Are you such a thief? Stealing, cleaning people's houses. Stealing saints: Can you do it without cleaning up? I have to follow the footprints.

20, big mouth: They laughed at me for reading less 1 Laobai: This is nonsense, you have never read it!

2 1, Beckham: This is Zhang Fei, this is Yue Fei, and this is Faye Wong. ; Everyone suddenly realized!

Shopkeeper: If Thailand still can't stay, we'll go to Japan by boat. ...

Everyone: (resolutely, turning around, disgusted): No!

23, big mouth asked the shopkeeper: silver is particularly embarrassing on the soles of your feet, right?

Shopkeeper: You'll know when you get married. That's why men have corns

24, every month's money is deducted, have pity on me! All the manuscripts have been burned, my child! It's a pity to tear up all the clothes! All identities are exposed. Expose them! I'm still the nephew of yamen! Don't tell anyone! Low key, low key.

25, one, two, three, action! I regret it. If I don't marry him, Beckham's brother won't die. If Beckham's brother hadn't died, I wouldn't have fallen to such a sad state.

26. Go home to your mother!

27. Being a man with his tail between his legs is called chivalry!

28. If God gives me another chance, I will definitely tell you three words: less, less, salt!

29. Ask the world, is this mountain the highest? A loving baby is like a treasure. If it is easy to get old the day before yesterday, then I love you too much to forget. I can't forget your tears, your kindness, your intoxicating lingering and the faint smell of tobacco between my fingers.

30, the tiger is not arrogant, you think I am Hello Kitty.

3 1, the old man sent Hengshan three people to say such a sentence, and the three people cried slowly!

32, don't say the head, palm the window.

33. If you have eaten the Analects of Confucius by jiaozi, you should change it to On jiaozi.

34, bear it, take a step back!

35, pa pa, type A, type B, type O, type AB!

36, pity Guo Jing Yang Guo, no literary talent, Qiao Feng Duan Yu, a little old-fashioned, a generation of master Dong Fangbubai, only know boudoir embroidered birds.

37. Manned: Oops! Xiaoliu: Take care of my seventh uncle! Furong: Avalanche! Bai Zhantang: Sunflower acupuncturist!

38. Guo Furong: The world is so beautiful, but my temper is so grumpy. Is this good?

39. The proprietress of a red chamber came to sow discord, ate the rice cooked by Xiaoguo and said, "This is exactly the same as what my mother cooked for me!" Child shopkeeper: "hey, your childhood was not very happy!" " "

40. Standing in heaven and watching hell, life is like a sitcom. Standing in hell and watching heaven, who are you working for?