Halloween taboos and cold jokes

On July 14 of the lunar calendar, the Mid-Autumn Festival, also known as Ghost Festival, is celebrated in some areas on July 15. Next, I will send you some Halloween jokes.

Halloween taboo

The 14th day of the seventh lunar month is the traditional Mid-Autumn Festival in China. According to folklore, the gate of hell is wide open today, so there are many taboos: 1. Night tour, 2. Hang wind chimes on the bedside, 3. Stealing sacrifices, 4. Hang clothes at night, 5. Stay up late, 6. Lean against the wall, 7. Pick up money by the roadside, 8. Slippers pointing to the bed, 9.

Inverted posture

After A's death, Hellboy guides him to choose a cell. In the first room, a group of men and women were soaked in boiling water, all of them were raw and no one could get in. The second room was not much better. Everyone in it was bitten by wild animals. A refused and went to the third room. A group of people are drinking tea in a waist-deep cesspit. A thought it was acceptable and went in.

Soon the little devil came in and announced: Ladies and gentlemen, please resume your handstand posture after tea time. ?

won't forget

A man died because he didn't want to forget his previous life. He didn't drink Meng Po Tang. When crossing the Naihe Bridge, he was sentenced to inspection. Q: Did you drink the soup? People lied:? Drink it! ? Ghost sentenced to sneer:? I remember this very clearly. Go back and drink! ?

charger

On the fifteenth day of the seventh lunar month, someone went to buy a sacrifice. When he saw an Apple mobile phone wrapped in paper, he asked his boss: Burn the Apple mobile phone, for fear that the ancestors would not use it? The boss gave him a white look and said that Jobs had gone on to teach. What do you care? The man bought one, and the boss reminded him: buy a charger and don't forget to burn it. It's not good to ask your ancestors for it later. It's still a small matter to ask you for it. Please deliver it.

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