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How did ancient eunuchs urinate?
Before the Qing Dynasty, eunuchs only cut off the two small balls and left the other parts untouched. This kind of purification was called wudu, and wudu did not affect urination.
But after the Qing Dynasty, eunuchs' purification was much more painful than before. The purification after the Qing Dynasty was called ghusl. The so-called ghusl was to cut off everything with one knife. In this way, if you want to become Eunuchs would then have to endure greater physical and even psychological pain.
Instructions:
First, before castration, the prospective eunuch must be locked in a room without eating or drinking for three days to ensure that all feces and urine are discharged. This is also to reduce the infection rate, and then Someone would tie the would-be eunuch to the bed to prevent her from moving around. After the wound healed, a small hole would be left for urination. If a hollow tube such as a straw was not inserted, the wound would be completely healed and she would be unable to urinate.
What, you ask why there was no anesthesia? It’s a joke that there was no anesthesia at that time. The castration process was all carried out while the eunuch-to-be was awake. Just thinking about it makes the middle of the legs feel cold.
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