Humorous sentences about fines for car violations: talk about and summarize forty sentences.

Humorous sentences about fines for car violations (I) 1. Don't seek temporary benefits when taking risks, and don't seek temporary benefits when operating illegally.

2. I really feel speechless. Being fined for driving and cycling really made my mood fall to the bottom. I'm always the one who doesn't obey the traffic rules!

3. One person keeps the car for the whole family, and one person takes a safe family photo.

Traffic safety is everyone's business.

5. Safe production is glorious, and illegal operation is shameful.

6. From 8: 00 pm to 3: 00 am, the penalty for violating the limit number was 100, and the round trip was 44 kilometers, 8 hours, excluding the fuel fee, which exceeded the huge negative expectation. . .

7. God, is it so hard to break the rules? A dozen or twenty people wait for one machine, can't they have one or two more machines? It is also conducive to innovation.

8. Safety depends on the sense of responsibility, and the accident is to find the perpetrator.

9. The traffic police stopped a speeding car. Traffic police: I have honked the horn. Why don't you stop? "Oh, I didn't hear you honk!" Then I should record it like this-speeding violation.

10. The punishment for violating the rules is merciless, seemingly heartless, but actually affectionate.

1 1. Safe construction is the cornerstone of family happiness, and illegal operation is the bane of life tragedy.

12. Those who don't respect themselves are humiliated, and those who don't obey the rules suffer.

13. I'm really sorry. I was fined 200 yuan for parking illegally.

14. The last question will decide whether you drink or not. Is Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?

15. I have been driving for two years and haven't driven much. Yesterday, I handled the violation for my husband and was deducted three points for the first time. Alipay paid a fine today. What is commendable is that my husband's driver's license is almost 10 years. It seems to be the first time that I was fined for violating the rules.

16. The first car has been parked for more than a year and has seen at least three tickets. The second car is a shared car. Like the first car, it is parked outside the parking space and is often fined. ...

17. Be prepared for danger in times of peace.

18. Please allow me to build a beautiful hut in your heart and never pay attention to what others say is illegal construction.

19. One small step of comity is a big step for civilization.

20. Lifetime discount for drunk driving.

Humorous sentences about fines for car violations (2) 2 1. Safety creates its own happiness, and violation leaves the world suffering.

I'm glad to hear that the traffic police captain is your friend. You don't have to worry that no one will bail you out.

23. On the day I came back, first the car was given a ticket, then the car was rubbed and my mobile phone was flooded at night.

24. Safety should not be based on good and small, and violations should not be based on evil and small.

25. The stumbling is not high and the violations are not small.

26. Keep in mind the traffic rules and travel politely.

28. The end of this road is the corner in front of the culvert, which is closed and a dead end. Cars parked on the side of the road have been ticketed. It is estimated that the owners who have been posted don't know. Alas, parking is difficult.

29. No violations for two years. As a result, I got four exams in a month. There's another one.

30. If you increase the speed to 100 km per hour, I think your birth certificate will become a piece of waste paper.

3 1. Give me a call after the big break! Said I violated parking. It's okay not to deduct points after the inspection.

32. Drive carefully 1000 times, and drive carelessly more than once.

33. Safety is a treasure, but violation of regulations is grass.

34. The safer the road, the happier life.

35. As many smiles as there are on my face, there are many stories behind me. After eating the ticket, I want to correct it

I have lost a lot. In order to go shopping in the supermarket, I finally had a meal. Fine for eating the car 150.

37. Illegal overloading is not worth the loss.

38. Driving is not standardized, and relatives cry. Please fasten your seat belt when driving.

39. If you drive slowly, it is also a big deal for others to call you "two generations of love"; No matter how fast you drive, no one will think you are "avatar"

40. Yes, sir, you can talk to the captain, but I don't think it's useful. Oh, haven't you noticed that I am the traffic police captain?

Humor on being fined by traffic police for violating regulations (40 sentences)

Humorous talk about being fined by traffic police for illegal parking (I) 1. When parking at the gate, I am worried about being fined. The boss said, nothing, this is the urban-rural fringe.

2. The road of illegal operation cannot be blocked, and the step of safe construction cannot be taken.

3. The zebra crossing has solid lines and dotted lines, and the lifeline of the line: big cars, small cars, bicycles, small cars and small cars are all civilized cars.

Those who don't respect themselves are humiliated, and those who don't obey the rules suffer.

5. Cars give way to civilization: people give way to cars, give way to safety: cars give way to cars, give way to order and people give way to harmony.

6. Call me up after the big break! Said I violated parking. It's okay not to deduct points after the inspection.

7. You can speed up the car at any time if you like. But I need to remind you that the ticket issued by the traffic police will make you quite refreshed.

8. If you don't follow the procedures and measures, it will be difficult to keep safe if something goes wrong.

9. Always keep the traffic lights on and drive safely with your life.

10. Never lend your car to others again. I'll pay the bill if others violate the rules, and I'll be fined.

1 1. Safe construction is the cornerstone of family happiness, and illegal operation is the bane of life tragedy.

12. For example, a traffic police in a certain place let the driver choose whether to empathize for 30 seconds or fine 200 yuan in the action of rectifying the high beam lights.

13. Never forget safety first and never do illegal operations.

14. National laws are like mountains. If you run away, you will be caught.

15. Strong violation concept and high safety factor.

16. Old drivers sometimes park illegally to commemorate their first detention in Qingdao.

17. Safety is a treasure, but violation of regulations is grass.

18. Safety is a blessing, and violation of regulations is a curse.

19. If we can't stop the "three violations", we can't start production.

20. No violations for two years. As a result, I got four exams in a month. There's another one.

Humorous talk about being fined by traffic police for car violation (2 1). I ate a ticket today. I thought it was enough. Why did it end like this?

22. If a man is fined for parking illegally, he will quarrel with the police and the woman will persuade him; If a woman is fined for parking illegally, she will have an argument with the man around her, and the police will persuade her.

23. Lifetime discount for drunk driving.

24. If I'm not careful, I ran a red light. Finally, I was greedy, and the 6 points were gone.

25. You go, I go, everyone goes, and there is a sense of security: you let, I let, everyone let, and safe travel is guaranteed.

26. There are as many stories as there are smiles on my face. After eating the ticket, I want to correct it

27. What a terrible day! I'm extremely upset, I'm impatient with driving, I violate the rules, and then I get caught in the door ... I'm going to be depressed, come and help me. ...

28. You said that drinking two bottles of beer didn't affect your driving, so do you think two tickets will affect you?

29. I am really unlucky. Today, I met a traffic police uncle and was fined for riding a bicycle, which made me feel that I always live in an unlucky world. No matter what choice I make, my uncle will always give me a heavy blow!

As the same driver, I was the first to welcome the ceremony.

3 1. Expressway, driving at an appropriate speed.

32. In retrospect, the days are full of colorful light and shadow, a natural barrier to memory, and the voice that was tempted before has gradually drifted away. I'm so sad to have been fined.

Don't let your parents' hardships go up in smoke at the moment of violation.

34. The car was given a ticket for violating the rules, and it ran a red light too close to the car. Into the community to avoid vehicles, the front of the car rubbed against the flower bed, and the flower bed was broken. Out of the community, the old lady rode an electric car and went retrograde at the gate ... this cow head is really moldy. Wait for the bottom to rebound!

35. There is no penalty for illegal parking. We will increase the premium next year, so let's not deal with the violation first. Wait until 65438+ 10 to buy insurance for next year.

36. The brave win in the narrow road.

37. Safety depends on a sense of responsibility, and accidents are aimed at finding violators.

38. put an end to violations, start from me, pay attention to safety, and the whole family will be happy.

39. I drank too much before going to work, and the accident left with you. Sleep in class, you will be called by accident.

40. Panthers and wolves will not die from eating people and animals, and hidden dangers will not be eliminated by hurting workers.

Summarize 40 humorous sentences expressing narcissism.

Humorous sentences expressing narcissism 1. Before you come near me, you should think clearly that there is nothing but handsome me.

2. Now I am, you love to ignore me. Remember. In the future, you can't afford me.

3. The electric fan is man's best friend. I asked the electric fan if I was ugly. The fan shook its head silently all night.

4. Even the questions in my exam are like this: Question: Make the most handsome appearance, A: Don't do it, now it is, Question: Make the ugliest appearance, A: Don't do it, no matter how you do it, it won't be ugly.

I really envy you that there is a handsome and witty me in your friend list.

6. Despair in life is just to add a little hope in despair and become more desperate.

7. I treat you as a friend one by one, but you treat me as a goddess.

8. Never talk to your wife about your ex-girlfriend. It is a lie to say that you are not angry!

9. Life is a mobile person, and death is a mobile soul. Is it impossible for me to die with Unicom?

10. Me: well-proportioned, handsome, big-eyed, absolutely beautiful, bold and charming in complexion, strong in body, strong in arms, soft outside and rigid inside, docile in wildness and dissolute in depression. I am simply a role model for men and a gospel for women ~

1 1. A man was so handsome that he alarmed the local authorities, which reported it to the central emergency meeting and awarded the most handsome medal!

12. What happened? Let's talk openly. Don't always call me beautiful and lovely behind my back. Are you bored? Like no one knows.

13. I planted a girlfriend in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.

14. Don't make me wait, because you know I will wait for you.

15. I am really bored to death. Why am I so beautiful? Really annoying

16. I took a beautiful photo of myself today. It's really beautiful.

17. I am like this, and I am destined to be different from you. Thank you for being ungrateful. My style is limited edition.

18. Farting is the best way to verify whether love is transformed into affection.

19. Everyone will be hurt when growing up. We have just set sail and must learn to be strong.

20. The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light. Is it frosty already? Looking up, I found it was moonlight. My name is Degang Guo.

Humorous sentences expressing narcissism 2 1. Don't talk, feel my handsomeness with your heart.

22. No matter how personalized my signature is, I can't sign the sadness in my heart!

23. This kind of thing, you are ugly, you rank first, and I am handsome and casual.

24. This kind of thing, you are ugly, you rank first, I am beautiful and I am casual.

25. I don't want to say that I am handsome, because I don't want to say the same thing as people all over the world!

26. Don't be infatuated with elder brother. Brother is just a legend. I planted girlfriends in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.

27. If being too handsome is a crime, then I will!

28. Brain cells began to rebel and get out of control.

29. The child's words are unscrupulous. What they blurted out was unthinking, and what they outlined was a full-fledged but affectionate ID.

30. Just now, a handsome guy was in front of me. We looked at each other for a long time, and no one broke the peace. I slowly put down the mirror until my hands were tired.

3 1. One day, the star asked me out to play. Suddenly, a tiger appeared in the Woods. Instead of chasing others, the tiger chased Andy Lau, always chasing him. Andy Lau is missing. As soon as the tiger turned around and saw me handsome and cool, he pushed me forward and laughed. "Don't think I don't know you because you have become more handsome, little one?

32. People are always hated inadvertently, unlike me, they are always liked inadvertently.

33. I hope you can grab my collar and be domineering, even arrogant, and tell me that those snacks are all for me.

34. Some people are alive, but they are dead. Some people are still alive, and he should have died!

35.what are you doing? I'm looking in the mirror. Then why did you close your eyes? I'm watching me sleep.

36. I have no shortcomings, but my biggest shortcoming is that I am too smart.

37. Countless people envy and hate my charm. I know that every time I go to the street, countless girls will be attracted by my enchanting and handsome face, shining angel aura and temperament from the inside out.

38. You can be infatuated with me because I have no sister-in-law.

39. "Why are you so short?" "because I have been in the mini!"

Automobile humorous love letter

Dear Miss Elantra: Hello! At this moment, I am writing this letter to you with incomparable beauty to express my strong feelings.

Although you have left me for many years, your sunny smiling face, natural laughter, sharp eyes and graceful posture still appear in my mind.

You are a modern girl, and you are beautiful. Maybe because I was too popular and not handsome enough, you chose to leave me.

Although our appearances don't match, we have the same hobbies. You and I are both SUV lovers and both love sports.

Do you still remember, by the cold Songhua River, you and I used to ride a BMW and go to Lecheng together against the wind of music? Do you still remember that we used to ride a swift horse on the golf course where the lotus was in full bloom? Remember when we led Ssangyong to leave our shadow on the land of China and created the miracle of Jiangling returning thousands of miles a day?

What impressed me the most was the Tiger and Leopard Carnival held in Chang 'an. At the Leopard Racecourse, I rode cheetahs and Land Rover with you. After some contests, we returned home in triumph and became the focus of the audience. Our magnificent gesture fascinated all the Chinese sons and daughters present and touched all the oriental masters. Picasso painted the Serato of our competition for us, the antelopes all ran for us, and the bluebird sang for us happily.

So you became the big dipper in my heart and the beauty leopard in my arms. We were lucky to win the honor of Chang 'an Star. At the award ceremony, you crowned me, I crowned you, and we raised the golden cup together, feeling extremely honored!

We are not only excited by exercising together, but also have a healthy and romantic life. At the foot of Mount Fuji, there is our own Elysee Palace. On the land of Volvo, we worked together on Honda and harvested together on Toyota, and we won a bumper harvest year after year. To make you happy, I climbed the Suzuki tree and picked a polo for you. Later, you smiled, and the Swift in the tree smiled proudly.

Now that it's all over, you have a new boyfriend named Sonata. He is a rich man, very handsome and elegant. Here, I wish you a happy future. I heard that you plan to settle in America. The common language of America is English. You should learn it well. Life there is very fast. You must drive a Porsche every minute. Several years have passed since the 9 1 1 incident. It is said that terrorists will launch 988 series attacks, so you should be careful when you go out.

Finally, to tell you, my new address is No.307, Building 525i, Huatai Modern Garden, A520, Grade C Street. You are welcome to come to me when you are free.

Good luck in the new year, have a safe trip and travel to Mazda!

He Jie Jun

65438+ was made on May 20th, 2006.