Interesting Chinese and English jokes

Interesting Chinese and English jokes.

People who can tell jokes are people with good popularity, so we should get closer to some joke kings. Now I am also the king of jokes! I collected and arranged funny English jokes with Chinese for everyone. Let's laugh together and collect popularity!

A complete collection of Chinese and English jokes: a happy married life

A man told a friend the secret of his happy married life. "All the small decisions are made by my wife," he explained. "All the big decisions are made by me, so we never interfere in each other's affairs and never get angry with each other. We didn't complain or argue. "

A man told his friend the secret of his happy marriage. The wife has the final say in small matters. He explained:? I only care about big things. We never interfere with each other and are never angry with each other. We never complain or quarrel. ?

"That sounds reasonable," his friend replied sympathetically. "What kind of decision did your wife make?"

? That sounds reasonable. His friends feel the same way. What things did your wife decide?

"Well," the man replied, "she decides what job I apply for, what kind of house we live in, what furniture we have, where we go on holiday, and so on."

? Hmm? The man replied:? She decides what job I apply for, what house we live in, what furniture to buy and where to spend our holidays. ?

His friend was surprised. "Oh?" He said. "So what do you think is an important decision?"

His friend asked in surprise. Oh? So what important things have you decided?

"Well," the man replied, "I decide who should be the prime minister, whether we should increase our help to poor countries, what we should do about the atomic bomb, and so on."

? Hmm? He replied:? I decide who will be the prime minister, whether we should increase aid to poor countries, how to deal with atomic bombs and so on. ?

Funny English joke and Chinese 2: A thief broke into a house. He saw a CD player he wanted, so he bought it. Then he heard a voice "Jesus is watching you". He looked around with a flashlight. "What the hell is that?" . He found a few dollars on the table and took them away. He heard a voice again, "Jesus is watching you."

Moses and Jesus (bilingual)

A thief broke into a house. He saw a favorite CD player, and he bought it quickly. Just then, he heard someone say, Jesus is looking at you. ? He looked at the flashlight and muttered, Who is talking? At this moment, he saw some money on the table, and he took it away again. That voice is coming again: Jesus is watching you. ?

Interesting English joke Chinese 3: Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow and the other is a sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I can't point it out, but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow, and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a sparrow. Who can point out which is the swallow and which is the sparrow?

Student: I can't point it out, but I know the answer

Teacher: Please talk about it.

Student: The sparrow is next to the swallow, and the swallow is next to the sparrow.

On Christmas Eve, Santa Claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer in the elevator of an upscale hotel. Before the door was opened, the three of them noticed a 1000 yuan bill on the floor. Which of them do you think picked it up?

Answer: Santa Claus, of course! Why? Because everyone knows the other two don? Does not exist!

On Christmas Eve, Santa Claus, an incorruptible politician and a kind lawyer are waiting for the elevator in an upscale hotel. Before the door was opened, the three of them saw a NT 1 000 bill on the ground at the same time. Guess who will pick it up?

Answer: Santa Claus, of course! Why? Because everyone knows that the other two don't exist.

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