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You should use two-part allegorical sayings!

Onions under the eaves-dead leaves and rotten hearts never die.

Hanging stones and rolling weight under eaves (eaves)

This metaphor is very important and urgent. )

Shelter from the rain under the eaves-temporary shelter from the rain

Witches under the gods-pretend.

Rootless aquatic plants-floating.

Duckweed without roots can't be a pillar.

Metaphorically, you can't be a useful person. J has a bottomless pit-unfathomable.

Fill a bottomless pit with water-no amount of water can fill it.

Salute without purpose-indiscriminate bombing.

Take medicine without illness-ask for it.

Eyeless flies-blind touch.

Wu Ziqing passed Zhao Guan-he aged quickly.

A mud pit five feet deep-I can't see through it.

Metaphor can't fathom people's minds. )

It is beautiful to drink herbal tea in May.

(The metaphor is beautiful. Still very satisfied. )

The wayward monk of Wutai Mountain-crossing his head.

Colorful rooster shit-interesting things (chicken shit)

(Metaphorical actions make people laugh. )

Even in the world-catch up with the trend.

Afternoon sunshine-dim light.

(figuratively speaking, there is not much energy. )

Sleepwalking in hades during the daytime nap in hell.

Wu Zetian visited the greenhouse-nettle thorn.

Soup basin used by Wu Zetian-slut.

Wu Zetian's face-doesn't open.

Wu Zetian's name-Sun, Moon and Sky

Song Wu saw ducks-heroes are useless.

Wu Dalang rules the world-no one can guarantee it.

Wu Dalang went up the wall-couldn't get up, couldn't get down.

Open a shop in Wu Dalang-there is no room for expansion.

Wu Dalang sells cotton-both human and bear goods.

(metaphor for incompetence and bad goods)

Looking at the distant mountains in foggy days-hazy.

Warm water stew cake-the skin is warm and cool

Scalding chicken feathers with warm water-difficult to pull out

Boiled chestnuts in warm water-medium boiled

Hot beef-slow down

Boiling soft-shelled turtle in warm soup-neither dead nor alive

Cover your ears and shoot-I'm afraid I'll hear you.

Catch a thief with a wallet-be careful.

Cross the river with your ass covered-cross the river carefully.

Water on the eaves-dripping from the nest

Shelter from the rain under the eaves-it won't last long

Hanging pigs under the eaves, but-bitter water drops

It's a disaster when the house is wet and the boat breaks and meets a phoenix.

Wang Bayi on the roof can't go up to the sky or get down to the ground.

Doll teasing sister-hi haha

Wayu climbed up the tree-looking left and right is not a person.

Giant salamander's mouth-delicious

Mosquito Bites Eggs-Seamless Drilling

Mosquitoes bite people-all because of your good mouth.

Mosquitoes fart-stingy

Mosquitoes can identify males and females when they fly over-good eye.

Mosquitoes bite eggs-there are no holes.

Mosquitoes support the weight ~ what a strong Japanese weather

Mosquito bites Buddha-mistook one for another

Mosquitoes look for courage in their bellies-deliberately embarrassed.

Mosquitoes yawn-it's a big day.

Mosquitoes look for spiders-they trap themselves.

Mosquitoes sing a song-they want to bite people.

Mosquitoes are slapped-the loss of eating their mouths.

Market at night-scattered

Sleeping in a snail's shell-it's hard to turn over.

Snails go to dinner-uninvited guests

Snail's home-on your back

Snail race-crawl slowly

Scolopes eat scorpions-Fight poison with poison

Fresh peaches on the cliff-nobody cares (picking); No one has tasted it

Long live Grandpa Mao's side-without your share (shit)

Hooray! He fell into the well-I dare not help you.

Laugh at beggars-make fun of the poor

Eating watermelons around the stove-My Sweetie is in my heart and warm on me.

Go and play chess-the wrong way.

The god of wealth knocks on the door-blessings fall from the sky; A great good thing

Hanging the baby to watch the play-happy

Dolls watch magic-puzzling.

Dolls go to the streets-where is the excitement?

Dolls play with fire-never.

The doll is the commander-the villain will become a great instrument.

Doll playing chess-no overall situation in mind

A doll riding a wooden horse-if you don't advance, you will retreat

Snuff and saliva-fake experts

Smell the coffin and call it a few incense-very close to death

Dig a well and make a artesian spring-that's exactly what you want.

The metaphor is just what you want. )

Dig an eye as a judge-blindly to the end

Pomegranate-you can't eat it when you look at it

Change socks into pants-Goldman Sachs

(figuratively, the official position has been promoted again. )

Eat pomegranate with a crooked mouth-try your best to make a crooked idea

Blow the trumpet with a crooked mouth-an evil (crooked) breath

Playing the flute with a crooked mouth-it doesn't match your eyes

Blowing the lamp and crooked mouth-full of evil (oblique) gas

Monk with crooked mouth-not serious

Blow conch with a crooked mouth-two will do.

Monks with crooked mouths eat snails crooked.

The crooked mother-in-law drinks soup-about.

A woman with a crooked mouth falls-it's wrong to go up and down.

The crooked monk recited the scriptures, but he couldn't say a serious word.

Be a crooked cavalry-lose face at once

Speak with a crooked neck-your mouth is not right.

Wearing a hat and coat askew-it's unseemly.

Inclined pot with open hearth-one set.

It is unreasonable to go to the theatre with your head tilted.

A crooked monk blows a lamp-a crooked wind

Sunscreen mask with a crooked mouth-you can't see anything wrong

(figuratively, you can't see any flaw J.

Look at your watch with a crooked neck-incorrect view

There is no correct point of view. )

Hanging a necklace with a crooked neck-not necessarily beautiful.

Blow the horn with a crooked mouth-it's out of tune.

Nephew beats uncle-business is business.

(metaphor is not selfish, just do what you should do. )

Nephew's filial piety-hopeless (uncle)

Grandma has a little son-saved (male)

Kitchen God is in the outer room-how many seats does a person have?

Grandpa's death-hopeless (uncle)

Pick up a lining outside and throw a fur coat inside-it's not worth the candle.

Foreign trade goods are unqualified-it's hard to say.

A machete meets a gourd ladle to cut vegetables-just right.

Get down on the tree-you can't stand up straight.

(metaphor can't hold on, don't have that ability. )

It will rain sooner or later this year.

(metaphor can realize j sooner or later.

What the tortoise eats is determined by its weight.

Turtles eat watermelons-roll and crawl.

There is a chicken feather in the tortoise's belly-the tortoise's heart is like an arrow.

Wang Xiaoer celebrates the New Year-it gets worse every year.

Things are getting worse. )

Wang Qi's Brother-Tortoise

I can't see the notice-it's an act.

The Queen Mother's Hammer Stone-After World War I

Wang Anshi draws a circle-leaving a tail

Wangqiao fights Shi Chong-candidly admit defeat

The flat peach of the queen mother-no matter how good it is, you can't eat it.

The heavenly queen stretched out her hand-to get the phoenix and the rain.

Wang Zuo's Brokeback-Save a Hand.

What the tortoise eats is determined by its weight.

Tortoise bit his finger-never let go of yue

Bitch gives a talk-hold (turtle) sound and hold (turtle) gas.

Asshole's ass-regulation (turtle)

Tortoise heart-rectum straight belly; Nothing can fit.

Pockmarked Wang eats walnuts in it-the idea of going out.

Wang Dao Tu Hua Fu-I understand it myself.

Wang Po sells melons-selling melons and bragging.

Wang Baoqi fell in love with a beggar-visionary.

The tortoise is carrying a fork-conscious of the light.

Turtles eat watermelons-rolling and crawling

Wang Xiaoer beat drums and gongs-as poor as a church mouse.

Look at the scenery through a telescope-right in front of you.

It's never too late to mend.

What a metaphor for trying to fix things after they fail. )

Fish in the net, bird in the cage-you can't get away.

Unable to escape/

Looking at peony on the platform on the way home-being a ghost is also romantic.

Watching the wind and catching the shadows-nothing. )

The lion on the mast-eating in the sky

Break the plants in the reed pond-fall to the ground.

Dashan-Never waver.

Tie reed flowers to the tail and pretend to be big cocks one by one.

The mouth of the grave was broken by a fan.

Mosquitoes are beaten by people-all because of their mouths.

The mosquito bit hard-what a hard mouth.

The tortoise in the urn can't run away.

Wowotou has no eyes.

The wasp in the nest is not easy to mess with.

The birds in the nest will fly away sooner or later.

Snails walk very slowly.

Crows are not called crows-Taiping birds.

The tortoise's stomach is upside down-it can't move.

Turtle pays New Year greetings-behave yourself (bow)

Turtles look for turtles-birds of a feather.

About learning proverbs

1. Knowledge is the torch of wisdom.

2. read a book and increase your wisdom.

If you don't eat, you will be hungry, and if you don't read, you will be stupid.

4. Don't go forward, don't know how far it is; If you don't study hard, you won't understand the truth.

5. Without pruning, trees will not grow straight; People are ignorant without learning.

6. It is better to dress yourself with pearls than to enrich yourself with knowledge.

7. Bees pick flowers to make sweet, while people read books to tell the truth.

8. Labor is the source of knowledge; Knowledge is the guide of life.

9. Knowledge is the torch of wisdom.

10. The sword will rust if it is not ground; People should fall behind if they don't study.

1 1. Flourishing seedlings need water; Growing teenagers need to learn.

12. The stars make the sky dazzling; Knowledge makes people grow their talents.

13. Light candles for clarity and read books for reason.

14. Food supplements the body and books enrich the wisdom.

15. There are three most precious things in the world-knowledge, food and friendship. (Burmese proverb)

16. Books that are not read are like waste paper. (English proverb)

17. It is better to accumulate gold and silver than to accumulate knowledge. (European proverb)

Proverbs about hygiene

1. Diseases spread through the mouth.

Proverbs about character:

1, total loss, moderate benefit.

I save myself three times a day.

Virtue is brave, and kindness is never afraid. British playwright Shakespeare.

4, distance knows horsepower, and people will see it for a long time.

I only know that the so-called morality means that you feel good afterwards, and the so-called immorality means that you feel bad afterwards. (Hemingway, American writer)

6, remain uncorrupted and upright.

7. Learning comes from diligence, and wealth comes from thrift.

8. Qi Xin's ants eat deer and magpies catch tigers.

9. The less people think, the more they talk.

10, one mouth and two skins, it's all your fault.

Proverbs about natural phenomena:

1. Swallows fly very low, and it's going to rain.

Proverbs about agriculture

Good health, big ears of grain, fat mother and fat son.

Farming is not afraid of much, and building a dam is not afraid of long.

One picks dung, the other picks grain.

The year of the ox and the year of the horse are good years for agriculture.

The wheat cover has three quilts, and the pillow is steamed bread to sleep.

A horse doesn't know its face, but a cow doesn't know its horns.