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What are some funny sentences that remind people to get up?

1. I tried my best, but I still can't get out of bed.

It's time to get up with perseverance and take a bath with courage.

Look at the time not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

It took 22 minutes to get up this time, and you have defeated 55% of the students in the country. The other two people in the dormitory can't get up this time and are starting over.

May a greeting bring you a new mood and a blessing bring you a new starting point.

6. I miss you when I wake up, and send a message at will. How are you these days? I wish you a good mood every day.

Good morning friend, please accept my blessing: let a smile climb on your face, let happiness fill your heart, let good luck be with you, let success nestle in your chest and let friendship be treasured in your heart.

8.good morning. Have you eaten? If you don't eat, I'll give you a plate of duck to make you homesick. There is also a dish that people love to eat every day; With soup, you will always be healthy; Another drink will make you happy for a long time. Add another bowl of rice, and love will always be with you.

9, a greeting, a wish, a string of blessings, I hope happiness often emerges in your heart.