Humorous little joke

1 When the hunter met the tiger, he pretended to be calm and stared at the tiger with terrible eyes. Suddenly, the tiger knelt down with his hands folded, and the hunter proudly said, you know what you are doing! After a while, the tiger said faintly, after praying, get ready for dinner. A man bought a parrot and wanted it to learn civilized language. He said, "Good morning." In other words, he was in a bad mood this morning. He didn't say anything when he passed by. The bird stared at him coldly and said, "Hey, what's wrong with you today?" Little John teaches his parrot to talk. Repeat after me. I can walk. ""I can walk, "said the parrot." I can talk. ""I can talk, "said the parrot beautifully." I can fly. The parrot said without hesitation, "You brag." . "American Chinese character researchers returned to China after visiting China and complained: China people are too modest. As soon as I got out of the airport, I saw a big sign: China Good (Bank)! As a result, agriculture is very good, and industry and commerce are very good ... 5 athletes have made moves, but they have not even made moves five times. The coach said, "Idiot! Look at me! "I voted five times, but I still didn't get in." Do you see it? That's how you voted! %D%A