Ask Degang Guo's comic dialogue "I am an ancestor, I can scold you."

Degang Guo: Many people are coming ... I'm glad!

Yu Qian: Hehe, an old saying.

Degang Guo: Old words smell good.

Yu Qian: Hehe, that's the smell.

Degang Guo: There are tens of thousands of people upstairs and downstairs ... including the Qianmen area of Tianqiao.

Yu Qian: Huh? Oh, let me tell you something.

Degang Guo: Come and hug these crosstalk performers! Ok, let you forget your troubles. ...

Yu Qian: Yes.

Degang Guo: Well, I've been unhappy recently.

Yu Qian: Yo, what's wrong with you?

Degang Guo: Something happened at home.

Yu Qian: What is it?

Degang Guo: Did everyone watch the latest issue of Starry Night Story Show?

Yu Qian: Yes, your second uncle went to be a guest. It's good to talk about snacks in old Beijing.

Degang Guo: Hey, there's nothing I can do. I'm here to save the scene temporarily

Yu Qian: What's the matter?

Degang Guo: I thought of my uncle, but there was an episode that nobody thought of.

Yu Qian: Wait, wait, wait ... your uncle! ?

Degang Guo: Yes.

Yu Qian: As far as I know, Mr. Hou has only three sons, the eldest son Hou Yaozhong and the second son, and the youngest is your master Hou. Where are you from?

Degang Guo: "I often think that now you are smiling at me again ..."

Yu Qian: Wait a minute ... Hehe, your uncle is him.

Degang Guo: Well, it was a terrible past. It's a long story

Yu Qian: Tell me.

Degang Guo: 24th year of Guangxu 189. ...

Yu Qian: Wow! ! Did you start with the reform movement in 1898? Not that far. ...

Degang Guo: Let me ask you a common sense first: Have you ever heard of the cross talk "Give Your Wife a Son"?

Yu Qian: Of course. We also performed, don't you remember?

Degang Guo: Yes, yes, yes! I remember you played an old artist, gave a comfort performance abroad, and gave me your daughter-in-law's TOEFL when you left. When you come back, you have a big fat boy. Right, right, you can talk about it. He's beautiful.

Yu Qian: I haven't heard of it. How do you talk?

Degang Guo: Crosstalk is made up, but it's true.

Yu Qian: No, this paragraph is made up.

Degang Guo: Look, I didn't say it happened to you. Why are you in such a hurry? Listen, I'm in no hurry.

Yu Qian: Nonsense, you are talking about me. What's your hurry?

Degang Guo: No, no, no. I'm anxious. Brother Qian is so narrow-minded

Yu Qian: Isn't it petty? ...

Degang Guo: I want to say that the plot in this cross talk really happened in the cross talk circle.

Yu Qian: Really? who is it?

Degang Guo: Look! "I often think that now you are smiling at me again ..."

Yu Qian: Oh, your uncle? Ha ha laugh

Degang Guo: I think your attitude is vulgar.

Yu Qian: Isn't that what you said? ?

Degang Guo: As the saying goes: "One is expensive and the other is cheap. See you in friendship; You will see friendship all your life. " For example, Brother Qian went to other places for filming and didn't come home for 10 months.

Yu Qian: Yes, I'm waiting to come back to hold my son and wait on the baby.

Degang Guo: Hehe, our brothers can't take care of my sister-in-law. We should buy a coal in summer. In winter, people have to spread a mat or something.

Yu Qian: I haven't heard how to say I'm here again.

Degang Guo: I'm speaking metaphorically. Who should I talk about?

Yu Qian: Then talk about me.

Degang Guo: As we all know, it's no big deal. Who doesn't have burning passion? If you are a master or an artist, you are still human.

Yu Qian: Hehe, right.

And I hate the media now, so I won't call the roll, Wang ... eight? Is it interesting to turn this matter over again and swear? If you have something to say, don't swear. You call me an ancestor, I can scold you. I started studying art at the age of seven. I eat with my mouth. If I talk back, it's called bullying.

Yu Qian: Hehe

Degang Guo: That's how things are in the world. I am very open-minded. The world is not complete, let alone a crosstalk performer.

Yu Qian