Just kidding. .............................

The teacher asked Xiao Qiang, "Who burned Yuanmingyuan?" Xiao Qiang said indignantly, "Teacher. No, no, I didn't burn it. "

"What? You, you, you call your father, "the teacher said angrily. After school, Xiao Qiang's father came and the teacher told him.

He said, "Today, I asked your son who burned the Yuanmingyuan, and he actually said that he didn't burn it. Is this ridiculous? " small

Strong father blinked and said hesitantly, "Teacher, it's really ...". Not him. It's burnt Our children wouldn't do that.

Why don't we ... pay, okay?

Xiao Ming said to his parents as soon as he got home today: Only I can answer a question asked by the teacher at school today.

Parents proudly asked: What is the problem? The teacher asked: Who didn't hand in their homework?

A famous botany professor in China and his teaching assistant were studying new varieties of plants when suddenly the teaching assistant asked the professor, "Teaching?"

Professor, what should I do when I go to an internship in a foreign country and meet plants I don't know? The professor replied: In order to avoid classmates.

Ask questions, so I usually walk in the front, and then, trample all the plants I don't know to death.