Low-carbon jokes (urgently needed! ) Good bonus points

The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, the more you know.

You forgot. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to do it?

study

The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget, the more you forget, the less you know. Why study? On the first day, a little rabbit went fishing by the river, caught nothing and went home.

On the third day, the rabbit came to the river for the first time. A big fish jumped out of the river and exclaimed at the rabbit:

He * if you are a basket Hudares use bait when I die in the unit you!

See the top three looking for rabbits. On the first day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river, caught nothing and went home.

The next day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river again, but found nothing and went home.

On the third day, the little white rabbit just arrived at the river, and a big fish jumped out of the river and shouted at the little white rabbit:

If you dare to use carrots as bait again, I will kill you! Tom's excuse

Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

Tom: Every time I pass the corner of the school, I see a sign that says "School-Go".

Slow. "

Tom's excuse

Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

Tom: Every time I pass the corner, I see a sign that says, "School-Go slow." Two twins went to kindergarten. "Who is the elder and who is the younger?" A nurse asked. One of them winked and said, "Brother, don't tell her." Don't tell her that her twins are in kindergarten. "Who is older and who is younger?" The nurse asked. One of them blinked and said, "Brother, don't tell her."