Collection of classic and funny quotes

1 I am just an ordinary man, and I only want stability in my relationship. All my seriousness and responsibility are not worth a penny by you.

2. Whose new love is not someone else’s old love, and whose old love is not someone else’s new love.

3. When I was with you, you hit me and I didn’t fight back. After we broke up, are you trying to touch me?

4. If you are not good, it will be a sunny day; if you are good, it will be a rainy day.

5. Never explain what you have done, because explanation is a cover-up, and cover-up is a failure to clean up!

6 Our little girl is a good kid and never tells lies. (Except for this sentence.

7 Facing you, I didn’t know what to do. I mixed the snot and tears into a liquid and sucked it into my mouth.

8 Don’t talk.

9 I think the person who asks you how you feel about this person is the one who is really annoying.

< p> 10 I am very envious of my husband for having such a good wife.

11 Funny signature release: When you look back and smile, the earth jumps.

12 There is a kind. The tacit understanding is: You ignore me. I ignore you. 13-The Bible says that a child born in the early morning will always be sleepy because God owes him a good sleep. 14 I will put away my sadness and let you live freely. 15 Only when I step into the society and make the rice cooker will I realize that he is really irresponsible. p> 16 The most painful thing about the New Year is not being able to buy a ticket to go home to celebrate the New Year.

17 I despise those who don’t let me despise me and then decisively log off.

18 The deaf man said that the blind man saw happiness.

It’s because he doesn’t want to fall in love, but he doesn’t want to fall in love.

20 The end of the period is approaching. Don’t come to me if you have nothing to do.

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Wake up at 22 o’clock. It's just my body, it can't wake up my sleeping heart.

23 My mother was losing weight and said to me during dinner: Serve me more rice, I can only eat one bowl. < /p>

24-After years of friction, I found that I was becoming less and less lovable.

25 In the end, we walked out of each other's world without any agreement.

< p> 26 Is the Philippines a fool? If you compete with China, you will be killed and disabled. 27 Do you want to eat chocolate soaked in the toilet? I don’t recommend eating it, but you deserve it.

28 Dreams, like freedom, have costs, but they are all worth it.

29 But you will eventually admit that there is an eternal aftertaste in the scenery you walk through. < /p>

30 A winter vacation has made many children’s teeth turn golden.

31 When I was a child, I always thought that there were so many things on TV that could be reached as soon as I reached out. Okay!

32 I feel a little excited every time I hear the sound of the QQ speaker.

33 My friend bought a copycat phone when he was drunk! . In the end, there is no living expenses.

34. Think about our memories before going to bed.

35. In fact, if you are really together, I will be fine. , Really, even if it hurts, I won’t say it.

36 I have been strong, and I will also be fragile. Funny signature.

37 Why is the little finger mother small and weak? Because if the little finger mother is big and strong, then the big finger mother will be nothing.

38 Seventh Dimension Sanitary Napkin can turn you into a mummy in an instant.

39My life is like a movie, but you are just the advertisement that appears in the middle.

40 Mango Channel is about to start showing My Princess Princess again. The holiday is indeed here.

41 A minute with you is more precious than anything else in the world.

42 Mature people need masks. Wear them to be strong to face society, and take off your gentleness to face your family.

43 If you don’t take revenge for this, you are not a gentleman. If you dare to take revenge, I will beat you to death.

44 I really want to know why people suddenly change once they get what they want.

45Although I cannot save all sentient beings, I can harm them. Collection of Zhang Ailing's classic love quotes

Collection of Zhang Ailing's classic love quotes

1. Meet the person you want to meet among millions of people, in millions of years, the endless time In the wilderness, there is neither a step too early nor a step too late. If we happen to meet someone, there is nothing else to say. I can only ask softly: Oh, you are here too.

2. It was completely dark, and the whole world looked like a gray Christmas card.

3. No matter how good a woman is, if she cannot get the love of the opposite sex, she will not get the respect of the same sex.

4. If you knew me in the past, you might forgive me now.

5. The moon thirty years ago has long since sunk, and the people thirty years ago are dead, but the story thirty years ago is not over yet - it cannot be over.

6. White roses are holy wives, while red roses are passionate mistresses. Marry a red rose, and over time, the red one will become a smear of mosquito blood on the wall, while the white one will still be "the bright moonlight in front of the bed"; marry a white rose, and the white one will become a grain of rice sticky on the clothes, but the red one will It's a cinnabar mole on the heart.

7. Once a person is famous to a certain extent, he has the right to talk nonsense.

8. The green bamboo curtain and a pair of golden and green landscape screens reflected in the mirror are still rippling back and forth in the wind. After looking at them for a long time, you will feel seasick. When she looked again, she saw that the green bamboo curtain had faded, the golden and green landscape had been replaced by a portrait of her husband, and the person in the mirror had aged ten years.

9. The slender moon at the end of November is just a streak of white, like frost flowers on the glass window.

10. She had heard that a man came back from a visit to Mount Lu and brought seven or eight jars filled with the famous white clouds from Mount Lu, ready to put some out at any time to embellish his garden. People who marry for love are just as stupid as those who put clouds in jars!

11. The result of spiritual love is always marriage, while physical love often stops at a certain stage. , with little hope of marriage.

12. Pleasing people with your beautiful body is the oldest occupation in the world, and it is also a very common occupation for women. Women who marry for a living can all be classified under this category. It goes without saying that there is no big difference between having a beautiful body and pleasing others with your body, and having a beautiful mind and pleasing others with your thoughts.

13. Women have the right to change their opinions.

14. When a man longs for a woman’s body, he cares about her soul and lies to himself that he is in love with her soul. Only after taking over her body could he forget her soul.

15. In the dim yellow light, this hall looks like a train, traveling from a foreign land to a foreign land. The woman on the train met by chance, but she was an amiable woman.

16. Women have not yet received their share of the family fortune, their own share of sorrows, burdens and joys, and they often have the spirit of paying attention and waiting.

17. For a good person like you, a woman will want to be your matchmaker as soon as she sees you, but she doesn’t want to leave you to herself.

18. People are originally animals, but no one is an animal as definitely as she is.

19. Tie Liesi is small and fat, with a red face and a pair of solid blue eyes exposed under the white bun. If the doll grows old one day, it will look like that when it gets old.

20. The four greatest hatreds in life: Begonias are fragrant; anchovies are spiny; Cao Xueqin's "Dream of Red Mansions" is incomplete; Gao's rash changes--die unjustly.

21. I am a weird girl. I have been regarded as a genius since I was a child. I have no other purpose in life except to develop my genius. However, when the fantasy of childhood gradually faded, I found that I had nothing but the dream of genius-all but the weird shortcomings of genius. The world forgives Wagne for his arrogance, but they will not forgive me.

22. Using other people’s money, even if it is your parents’ inheritance, is not as good as using your own money to be free and comfortable, and your conscience will be very happy. But using your husband's money, if you love him, is a kind of happiness, and you are willing to think that you are eating his food and wearing his clothes. That is a woman's traditional right. Even if a woman now has a career, she is still reluctant to give it up.

23. For people who cannot speak, clothes are a kind of language, carrying a kind of pocket drama with them.

24. Become famous as early as possible. If it comes too late, happiness will not be so pleasant.

25. Life is a gorgeous robe covered with lice.

26. Life has its pattern, we can only copy it.

27. It’s always afternoon in my father’s room. After sitting there for a long time, I feel sinking, sinking.

28. The drama of life is unhealthy. People like us who grew up in urban culture always see pictures of the sea first, and then see the sea; we read love novels first, and then we know love.

29. Beautiful things are not necessarily great, great things are always beautiful.

30. In my novels, except for Cao Qiqiao in "The Story of the Golden Lock", they are all incomplete characters. They are not heroes, they are the burden bearers of this era. Because although they are not thorough, they are serious after all. They are not tragic, only desolate.

31. Even if individuals can wait, times are in a hurry, destruction is already occurring, and greater destruction is coming.

32. For most women, the meaning of love is to be loved.

33. In terms of written communication, novels are the shortest distance between two points.

34. This is generally the case in the world - the finished cake will never be as good as the cake in production. The essence of the cake lies in the caramel aroma during the baking period.

35. The long part is suffering, the short part is life.

36. Only young people are free. Once they gain knowledge, they find that their freedom is a rare thing and they cannot hold on to it. Just because freedom is precious, it seems to be hot to the touch - a free person kowtows everywhere, begging others to accept his freedom.

37. One of the definitions of love, I think, is to exaggerate the difference between one person of the opposite sex and all other opposite sexes.

38. The details are often harmonious and fascinating, but the theme is always pessimistic.

39. If you are suspicious of your wife, she will cheat on you. If you are not suspicious of your wife, she will be suspicious of you.

40. People who dress up decently appear in decent places, see similar people, and are seen. This is social interaction.

41. Being able to love someone so much that you ask him for pocket money is a strict experiment.

42. The so-called joy of life lies in irrelevant things.

43. Time is money, so every time a girl spends time in front of the mirror, she has to spend money in a fashion store.

44. She is not a bird in a cage. A bird in a cage will fly out if the cage is opened. She is the bird embroidered on the screen - a white bird among the golden clouds on the melancholy purple satin screen. As time went by, the feathers became dull, moldy, and moth-eaten, and even the dead ones remained on the screen.

45. No matter how high or low one is, a beautiful girl always has an unlimited future, or it should be said that it is unpredictable. She has the mystery of her destiny. As soon as they got married, a queen died, or a courtesan died, no one knew which.

46. An apartment is the most ideal place to escape. People who are tired of the big city often miss the peaceful and quiet countryside, and long for the day when they can retire and return to the fields, keep bees, grow vegetables, and enjoy some happiness. Little did they know that buying an extra half a pound of bacon in the countryside would cause a lot of gossip. On the top floor of an apartment building, you can just stand in front of the window and change clothes.

47. The only difference between women and dogs is that dogs are not spoiled like women. They don't wear jewelry, and - thankfully - they can't talk.

48. Tragedy is a kind of completion, while desolation is a kind of revelation.

49. Women...women talk about men, miss men, and complain about men all their lives, forever and ever.

50. As a man and a woman, you must be a well-behaved woman. A well-behaved woman can be a little unbridled occasionally, and she will get benefits that ordinary bad women can't dream of. Collection of classic love quotes by Eileen Chang

A close friend is like a mirror, reflecting the most beautiful part of our nature - from "Quotes by Eileen Chang"

Do something for others, and A little resentful, life is interesting, otherwise it will be too empty - from "Quotations of Zhang Ailing"

Teaching is difficult - you have to act and be a human being - from "Quotations of Zhang Ailing"

Books are your best friends. The only drawback is that it deepens my myopia, but it is still worth it - from "Quotations of Zhang Ailing"

You ask me whether loving you is worth it, but in fact you should know that love does not ask whether it is worth it - From Zhang Ailing's novel "Half Life"

Photos are just broken shells of life; the years have passed, and the melon seeds have been swallowed one by one. Everyone knows the taste, and I leave it to everyone to see. The only thing left is the messy black and white melon seed shells - from Zhang Ailing's novel "Serial Set"

If you laugh, the whole world will laugh with you, if you cry, you will cry alone - from Zhang Ailing's novel "Withered Flowers" 》

Perhaps every man has had two women like this, at least two. Marry a red rose, and over time, the red one will become a smear of mosquito blood on the wall, while the white one will remain "the bright moonlight in front of the window"; marry a white rose, and the white one will become a grain of rice sticky on the clothes, but the red one will become A cinnabar mole on the heart.

Because you understand, you are compassionate - this is what Zhang Ailing said to Hu Lancheng.

"The bond between life and death is broad, and I will be happy with my son; I will hold my son's hand and grow old together with my son" is a sad poem, but its attitude towards life is so affirmative. I don't like heroics. I like the tragic and heroic, but I also like the desolation. The heroic is just strength, without beauty, and seems to lack humanity. Sadness is like a bright red and green color scheme, a strong contrast. ——From Zhang Ailing's essay "My Own Article"

I am a weird girl. I have been regarded as a genius since I was a child. I have no other goal of living except to develop my genius. However, when my childhood fantasies gradually faded, I discovered that I had nothing but the dream of genius—all but the eccentric shortcomings of genius. The world forgives Wagner for his arrogance, but they will not forgive me - from Zhang Ailing's essay "The Genius Dream"

One day our civilization, whether it is sublimation or glitz, will become a thing of the past. However, it is still autumn as clear as water and as bright as a mirror, and I should be happy - from the preface to the reprint of "Legend" by Zhang Ailing

For people who cannot speak, clothes are a language that they carry with them. Pocket drama - from Zhang Ailing's essay "Changing Clothes"

There is always time and opportunity for things to be done; there are always excuses for things not to be done - from "Quotations of Zhang Ailing"

Memories are always melancholy. The pleasant ones make people feel: It's a pity that it's over, and the unpleasant ones are still sad when thinking about them - from "Quotations of Zhang Ailing"

Collection of classic QQ signature quotations from netizens

1. China Mobile has a business Licensed robber.

2. Suddenly I looked back and found that there was no one I wanted to chat with.

3. I like who I am now, and I miss us in the past

4. Sometimes life is like a computer, it just crashes without any discussion.

5. Only one person is willing to wait, and the other is willing to appear.

6. The first sentence in the list of men’s lies: I don’t care about your appearance.

7. Take your bitch and leave my world, and I will grant you shameless happiness.

8. I treat you as a human being, but you bark like a dog?

9. What you are most afraid of after using your heart is betrayal.

10. The greatest revenge I can give you is to live a happier life than you.

11. Is there anyone who doesn’t want to think about it in the morning and doesn’t want to sleep at night?

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14. Papery love will be broken as soon as it is torn.

15. Smiling reluctantly, only you know how tired you are.

16. It’s not that I don’t care about many things, but what can I do if I care.

17. The most proud sentence for a man in his life is: My wife is waiting for me to eat at home.

18. I will use my forced smile to live a life of incomparable arrogance.

19. Tang Monk rides a magical horse, Wukong flies into the clouds, Bajie loves Xiao Yueyue, and Sha Monk pretends to be Brother Sharp.

20. I changed 10086 to your name, and I receive text messages from you every day. I lie to myself that you still care about me.

21. When I was a child, I thought bleeding was a serious matter. No matter if it hurts or not, I should cry first.

22. I suddenly discovered that Newton is a powerful force: pull, buoyancy, thrust, friction, gravity, pressure, resistance, and support.

23. Before putting on makeup, he asked me to borrow it. After putting on makeup, he said, have we seen beautiful women before?

24. Life is given by your parents. Cherish the path you take and walk on your own. Be careful!

25. Happiness is finding a wrinkled 100 yuan in old jeans when you have no money.

26. I fell in love with it, pursued it, got better, became happy, and soon got tired of it, quarreled, and settled down.

27. There is no need to force some things. Some people don't need to be forced to stay.

28. When you are upset, remember three sentences: 1. Forget it. 2It doesn’t matter. 3 will pass.

29. The friend I guarded so carefully turned over and bit me. Oh, my heart is chilling.

30. The so-called alma mater is a school where we scold it a thousand times a day but do not allow others to insult it.

31. In this society, everything can be fake, but I cannot tolerate money being fake.

32. The most considerate thing for you is your shoes. Don’t think they are dirty. That's because the road you're walking on is not clean.

33. I feel sorry for certain people and certain things. I feel helpless for certain feelings and certain loves.

34. Spend 50% of your time every day despising yourself, and the other 50% to forgive yourself. This is called entanglement...

35. Is there such a person? I told you to give up countless times, but in the end I still couldn’t bear it.

36. Farmer uncles, thank you for your hard work. If it weren’t for your hard work, I don’t know how many rich people would have starved to death.

37. When I walked to the examination room, I collapsed and cried when I saw the papers. I didn’t take the test on anything I memorized, and I didn’t know anything on the test.

38. Perhaps I should be proud of my parents. Perhaps I should say sorry to my parents.

39. Seeing the yellowing ears of wheat made me smile. It reminds me that if there were no poor people like us, how many rich people would starve to death.

40. You can be rich, but you must not look down on rural people.

41. The highest realm of colleagues is tolerance, the highest realm of couples is compatibility, the highest realm of friends is tolerance, and the highest realm of life is smile!

42. Never fight against animals? Win? Are you more of an animal than an animal? Lost? Are you worse than a beast? A tie? Are you no different from an animal?

43. When I was a child, regardless of Chinese and mathematics, as long as the question was asked, it was Xiao Ming. It's still Xiao Ming. I want to ask, is Xiao Ming okay now?

44. Only when you are tired do you slow down and make a mistake, only then do you think of regret and pain, only then do you know how to be satisfied and hurt, only then do you understand how strong you are and when you are drunk, then you know that it is unforgettable.

45. Even if the man in front of you is good in every way and has advantages everywhere, but he doesn’t love you, you can never change this shortcoming.

46. When you are complaining about whether she is a virgin, think about whether you are a virgin!

47. After the handsome Bai Longma was named the protector of heaven, he could not find his wife. When Wukong asked the reason, Bai Longma burst into tears and said: They said that the gods and horses are just clouds.

48. That’s it, don’t think too much, life is still going on, there are many worries every day, don’t bring too many emotions into your daily life.

49. Yesterday, I received a text message asking me to transfer money to an account immediately. I replied that the transfer had been made. He replied again, you are a liar.

50. The outside world is very exciting. Will I fail if I go out? The outside world is very generous. If I go out, I can survive.

51. Don’t be happy with things, don’t be sad with yourself

52. I want to hold her in my arms, sit in front of the chairman’s statue, and fall in love like a revolution.

53. I just want to do one thing now, breathe.

54. Oh my God, Zhuge Liang never led an army before he came out of the mountain. Why do you want me to have work experience?

55. Some people can’t tell what is good, but who is it? It cannot be replaced.

56. If a man is rich, he is destined to be with everyone.

57. Hold your hand while walking the dog with your son. Everyone praises your son for being uglier than the dog