2022 driving practice copy sent to WeChat Moments (selected 100 sentences)

Whether it is society or school, we will all encounter relevant content related to humorous and funny sentences. But, do you know what humor is? Humor is an indispensable force for all striving people. You are like the meat in the hot pot, sitting firmly in the center of love without wavering. What are the contents of good humorous sentences? For your concern, I have collected and posted "2022 Driving Practice Copywriting to Moments (Selected 100 Sentences)" for my friends. It is for reference only. Let's take a look.

?1. When starting on a slope, the coach said: "Release the clutch lightly, find the linkage point, let the car shake and then release the brake." I did so, and I felt that the car was shaking obviously, so I grabbed the brake and The gear was put into neutral and the brakes were released, and the car suddenly rolled backwards. The coach quickly stepped on the brakes and yelled: "What do you want to do?" I didn't understand: "I put it in semi-interlocking gear!" "..." "Oh, I thought semi-interlocking gear was between first and second gear. . ”

?2. My classmate, mm, was very nervous during the road test. I kept saying "fasten your seat belt!" and then inserted the seat belt into the passenger seat. ~The examiner asked her, "Don't you feel panicked!"

?3. Once on the way, I got a tip at a roadside shop. When I came out, the master asked me how much oil was left. The senior brother unscrewed the fuel tank cap and looked inside, but couldn't see anything. The brother took out a lighter and lit it to take care of it. Fortunately, the master had quick eyes and quick hands and kicked the senior brother to the ground. Otherwise, this story would probably not exist now. , all finished.

?4. The story of our driving school, the road test, the examiner said: Turn left at the roundabout ahead, the student said: I understand the roundabout ahead, turn left. After turning around, the examiner said, get off the car, failed, the student did not Explanation, can you make it clear to me? The examiner said in a daze: Count how many turns you made before you turned around~~

?5. After the candidate successfully got into the car, he sat in the driver's seat and started the ignition, stepped on the accelerator and checked the instruments. Then he said to the examiner: "Report to the examiner, all the instruments are normal, please take off." (This is a request, it is estimated that the candidate has had the dream of being a pilot since he was a child) After hearing this, the examiner replied calmly: "Permission to take off, please pay attention to the altitude ahead." Piezoelectric."

?6. The exam was almost over, and the examiner said: "Stop the car ahead." Unexpectedly, there was a fire hydrant in front of me. The student was very frightened and replied: "Report a fire hydrant, you can't park in front."

?7. When buying a car, remember to tell people not to install a horn for you, because you can only rely on roaring anyway

< p> ?8. After practicing the third subject, the coach: Okay, you can follow this idea. If you take the exam, you will only be deducted 100 points at most.

?9. Change lanes to the right and turn on the left turn signal. The coach said to me: "What are you doing, confusing the enemy behind?"

?10. Coach: Hit the steering wheel to death, kill it. Me: How can I kill him?

?11. If I tie a piece of meat to the front of my car, even a dog can drive better than you!

?12. Turn the steering wheel in that direction and call you back!

?13. I was too nervous to take the second subject, and I fell down on the side...

?14. "Sorry, coach, I stopped again." ”. "No way, the road is crooked"!

?15. I just got my driver’s license today. Instructor: If you can’t do it in the future, don’t drive...

?16. Instructor: Then pull the steering wheel hard. Well, do you want to take it home?

?17. Do you want to launch me by slamming on the brakes?

?18. The instructor said that after you finish studying for your driver's license, you can sign up for a class and learn to fly a plane. You can only go to the sky so fast.

?19. I can’t control the accelerator well while driving. Coach: You gave me the auditory effect of a Ferrari when driving my broken Volkswagen.

?20. After crashing the car again, the coach said: Find another company, I can’t teach you~

?21. “You must wear a helmet when you drive out from now on.” Why? "I'm afraid someone will get out of the car and hit you." 22. After getting on the bus and just starting, coach: Come on. Student: OK, thank you, coach. Coach: I’m telling you to step on the accelerator and come on!

?23. When I failed the first three-way exam, the coach said: I don’t blame you for not doing well, it’s our coach’s lack of success.

?24. Coach: Kill the steering wheel. Me: Kill who?

?25. Coach: I used to know that you didn’t know the difference between north, south, east, and west, but now it seems that you can’t tell the difference between left and right.

?26. "Did you see the guy in front of you? Hit him to death." "Not so good." "Not so good. Why don't you put on the fucking brakes?!"

?27. "Why are you driving so fast? I can't even see the girls on the roadside clearly. No wonder I can't find my wife... Do you have a fish in your head?"

?28. Me I suggest you get a racing license in the future! You are not suitable to drive such an ordinary car!

?29. Coach: Did you see that person? Student: Yes. Coach: Hit him to death. Student: I don’t dare. Coach: I don’t dare you to stop braking.

?30 .When practicing the reverse pile, the coach shouted: "Put your head out, put your head out! Brake! Brake quickly! One day my car will be scrapped by you!"

?31. Put in gear ah! ! ! ! Brake! ! ! ! It's off again! ! Don’t you know how to step on the collection? ! ! ! Turn on the turn signal! ! ! ! Why are you using headlights? ! ! ! you! ! ! !

?32. Master, did I fall in? Master: "There is still a distance to China"

?33. There is another thing about starting: "A buddy said it because of nervousness "Everything is normal." Please get up. The examiner was delighted when he heard this: You haven't woken up yet? You're allowed to get up!

?34. When driving too fast, he said: "What are you driving so fast for? Is there money in front of you to pick up?" When driving slowly, he said: "Are you still moving?"

< p> ?35. "After you get your license and buy a car, you must drive it to the coaching field and show it to me. I can remember you so that I can stay away from you when I see you driving on the road in the future!"

?36. Step on the accelerator! It's in gear! Did you step on the clutch? Where are the brakes? Don't you see that I'm about to hit you? Brake lightly! Overtaking, are you waiting for food? Turn on the turn signal! Kill the steering wheel! Get down here, you're acting like a fool!

?37. The most common thing the coach says is: "Fortunately, I don't have a heart disease, otherwise..."

?38. When we go on the road, he says: "You guys Drive, I’ll take a nap.” When he backed down, he said, “You guys drive, I’ll go pee.” 39. Even a dog can drive better than you if you hang a piece of meat on the steering wheel!

?40. The girl was very nervous when she just got on the bus for the road test. She handed her bank card to the examiner as an ID card. The examiner was silent: Where is the password?

?41. I just learned it. Driving, the car drove a little faster, and the coach roared: "Fly a plane?! Do you want me to issue you an airplane license?!"

42. Come back to the point! Get back on track! How many laps have you played by yourself and you can’t remember it?

?43. Another time I heard the coach next to me training the students: "You can’t even learn like this. You should learn about it yourself!" I am practicing Zen!

?44. My colleague was learning to drive a few days ago. The instructor asked her to step on the accelerator. Her foot was under it for a long time without stepping on it, so she blurted out: "Where is the oil? Where is the oil?" The instructor was very happy. : "In the supermarket, there are also vegetable oil and peanut oil, which kind do you want?"

?45. For your future safety, it is actually necessary to be scolded when learning to drive. No matter how much you slobber, I will remain unmoved. Maybe I can take this opportunity to train my little heart, so that I can bravely venture into society in the future. And for those of you who haven’t learned to drive yet, if you meet an instructor like this, just follow it!

?46. If you are too nervous, you don’t know what you are talking about. Last time, a student in our driving school took the road test. After getting in the car, all the preparations were done, but the car would not start. The examiner asked Are you ready? The student said he was ready, and the examiner asked, why didn't he start the car and drive away? The student said, "Tell the dog officer, there is an examiner in front of the car!"

?47. I didn’t know if I was driving correctly, so I kept turning my head to look at the coach sitting in the passenger seat. The coach started to read again: "Look at the front! Look at the front! Look at the front!!" ! Even though I’m handsome, you don’t have to stare at me! ”

?48. I act rudely and make a lot of noise when I’m practicing.

The instructor kept chanting next to him: "Oh, with so much force, do you want to pull out my steering wheel? Do you want me to get a tank for you to drive?"

?49. One day I went to a driving school to learn how to drive. After I finished practicing, I got into the back seat. Then a second-rate guy got up. He put down the handbrake, put on his seat belt, and checked various things. After he released the clutch, he didn't move for a long time, so the coach asked him, "Dang?" Where is it? The idiot glanced at the coach and said: Beijing. I was confused at that time. The coach looked at him and said Beijing? Then

?50. Another time when I was practicing reverse pile, I suddenly heard the coach say next to me: "Where are you going?" I was thinking in my heart. Tight, I quickly hit the car in the opposite direction, and then I heard the coach say: "Are you still hitting that way?!" I felt nervous again, turned off the engine, and felt depressed. When I looked back, I saw the coach was training the students in another car.

?51. I heard my uncle tell a joke about his driving test (years ago): At that time, everyone tried their best to please the examiner and used all bt tricks. One of them got into the car, and without starting the engine, he smiled silly at the examiner beside him. The examiner laughed so hard that he asked him why he was laughing so hard. He said: I think you look like my third uncle... The examiner passed out.

?52. Another person got in the car and talked to the examiner first: "As soon as you sit next to me, I get so nervous that I can't even drive." The examiner rolled his eyes at him: "Don't be nervous. Drive well." Then this person began to say to himself: "Actually, I know that I don't need to be nervous. I just can't control myself. I just asked the students who just came down and they told me how to not be nervous. "Don't think too much about anything when you get in the car. Just pretend that you are alone in the car, or that there is a dog sitting next to you..." The examiner passed out again~~~

?53. Before the road test, as usual, a candidate stood in front of the driver's seat and reported before getting on the bus, for example: "Reporting to the examiner, student xxx requested to get on the bus." The examiner should reply: "Permission to get on the bus." As a result, an unfortunate girl said: " Report to the examiner, student xxx requested to go to bed. "Most of the small and big goods driving tests are conducted by a whole group of students and the instructor. At that time, everyone burst into laughter. What's even worse is that the examiner was amused and replied: "I'm allowed to go to bed. Which one do you think is suitable?"

?54. "When it's time to change gears, just change gears. Don't wait for me to remind you! Look ahead!" Look in front! Look in the rearview mirror! Slow down, drive the plane?! Come on, shift up! Shift down, why don’t you turn the steering wheel? Are your hands dancing on the steering wheel?! Hit it as many times as you want! ”

?55. To be honest, I felt the dark side for the first time when I was taking the driver’s license test.

?56. The green light started slowly. The coach said, "What's wrong? I can't choose the color I like?"

?57. The four subjects are all done once, so there is no right to speak.

?58. The coach said that he couldn’t learn the way I drove when I was drunk.

59. Don’t dare to learn for fear of being scolded by the coach.

?60. Others step on the clutch, but I step on the clutch of joy and sorrow.

?61. I don’t blame you for the poor performance, it’s our coach’s lack of success.

?62. If you can’t turn the steering wheel well, what are your hands born for?

?63. When you go to a driving school, you ask me to pray for you.

?64. In order to take the driving license test, I got up at 5:30. It was really hard.

?65. If you like this steering wheel, you can take it with you when you go later

?66. I took the third-level exam five times. Unless it is absolutely necessary, I will never Crash the car.

?67. I took the make-up exam for subject two twice, and the worst part was that I died while driving on a curve.

?68. Porcelain dog, square dance, driving school instructor two hundred and fifty.

?69. I used to think that I didn’t distinguish between east, west, east and west until I learned to drive.

?70. If you take the test like this, you won’t be deducted much, just a hundred points.

?71. I failed in subject three and came back to pay the make-up fee. Others asked: How did I fail in the exam? The girl sighed: Alas, the condom was not put on. Safe...full...set...

?72. It seems that you still have to learn to drive well after all. You have no one to rely on, you can only rely on yourself.

?73. The fear of being dominated by driving practice clocks every day makes me feel that I have no enthusiasm for learning to drive.

?74. I have experienced that people’s mood will really hit the bottom because they have to learn to drive.

?75. On the first day of learning to drive, I was not angry when there was a problem with the vehicle administration system. I was not angry at all.

?76. Should school start or not? My desire to learn to drive has been extremely strong these days.

?77. I am speechless. I talk about learning to drive every day. Yesterday I was dreaming about driving.

?78. How can I prevent my parents from forcing me to learn to drive? I really don’t want to learn to drive. I’m too afraid of driving.

?79. I am very annoyed when I think about school starting soon, but I am even more annoyed when I have to get up early every day before school starts to learn how to drive.

?80. I never thought that my progress in learning to drive was so slow because I couldn’t make an appointment for the exam and was so bored at home every day!

?81. I am learning to drive again. I am confident that in two hundred years of life, I will be like water hitting three thousand miles.

?82. Everyone must pay more attention to safety when crossing the road in the future than before. This guy who was good at riding a bicycle started learning to drive.

?83. It’s so hot. It’s so hot. Why is it so hot? Learning to drive is so tiring. Time is so slow. I dried it like salted fish!

?84. My brother had a difficult time learning to ride a bicycle. I seemed to understand the feelings of the coach when I was learning to ride a bicycle.

?85. Coach: Do you see that person in front? Hit him to death! Me: I don’t dare. Coach: Don’t dare to hit the brakes yet!

?86. I will take the test for subject two tomorrow, so I am a little nervous. I hope it can be over once and for all. But I haven’t won my first victory yet.

?87. The person who smokes Chinese is not necessarily the boss, it is entirely possible that he is the driving school instructor.

?88. My friends, wish me a smooth advancement in subject 2 of the driving school tomorrow, 3Q.

?89. If you don’t go when the light is red or when the light is green, does that mean you don’t have the color you like?

?90. When a student in the same car was practicing turning, the instructor asked him to see if there was a car behind him. Sure enough, he turned around!

?91. Before the test for subject 2, I was clamoring to reverse the car, and then I succeeded in one go and the width was the same on both sides.

?92. I saw a car on the road in the morning. There was a sign on the back of the car, which said: Dismissed from the driving school, self-taught.

?93. The slope was too tight and I turned the steering wheel left and right. The coach said: Are you here to sift chaff or to drive?

?94. I am very happy to chat with you for so long today. I am here today. I found that many friends will take the second subject tomorrow. I hope you can pass it.

?95. When will my aunt come? She has to take the second subject today. My mother has transferred so many koi like crazy. Is this an unexpected good thing?

?96. I got tanned after learning to drive. Now my arms, legs and feet have turned into zebra crossings.

?97. I passed the second test of subject two, and I cried after the test.

?98. Holding the grass, this horse was beaten to death by the right steering wheel, and it got full marks for reversing into the warehouse. The horse must have passed subject two, and he kept saying that it was not as good as the horse.

?99. Once when I was practicing driving, I heard a coach next to me training the students:

?100. My colleague was learning to drive a few days ago, and the coach asked her to step on the accelerator. She kept her feet underneath for a long time without stepping on them, so she blurted out: