A program (stand-up comedy or joke) suitable for performance at the unit's New Year's Eve party.

Stand-up comedy

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[crosstalk script]

Stand-up comic dialogue to buy pears

[Anonymous] [July 200611] [141]

Buy pears (stand-up comedy)

As the saying goes, buying is not as good as selling. It's a famous saying! I don't need to say, everyone here, who hasn't eaten tofu while shopping? What? What does eating tofu mean? Someone used it! This is a fashion word I just learned.

Originally, this businessman naturally used it to do business, just to make a fortune. But a gentleman loves money, so you have to treat it wisely! Now many buyers and sellers are not thinking about how to improve service quality and operate with integrity, but rely on adulteration and fraud to make profits. No, our neighbor Aunt Zhang bought three catties of apples in the street the other day. ...

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[crosstalk script]

Stand-up crosstalk-watching grapes

[Anonymous] [24 May 2006 ][ 187]

I'm going to tell a stand-up comedy this time. Stand-up crosstalk is what a person says. This is not the same as telling a story. What is the difference? Stand-up comedy is funny; What about telling stories? It's usually true. Except for new stories, they are all about the past, so they are called "stories"! People who listen to stories are different, some like to listen to literature, some like to listen to martial arts, and some like to listen to haunted stories. Some people say that "ghosts pull the body double" (superstition says that ghosts can pull the living to death, so ghosts can get a chance to be human), right? This, my uncle saw it once. My uncle is in the country, and their village is called Paoziyan. You can tell by the name. ...

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Stand-up comic dialogue "three levels in a row"

[Hou ][20051October 30 165438][957]

Ascend to the third level-Master Hou's stand-up crosstalk

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The story told today comes from the Ming Dynasty.

There is a rich man in Linqing, Shandong Province. There is a young master named ZhangHaoGu at home. I have been spoiled since I was a child, and I have never learned it. When I grow up, I eat, drink, gamble and do everything. Eat and drink every day, ...

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[crosstalk script]

Stand-up comic dialogue "Bargain Shop"

[Unknown ][2005165438+1October 30th ][669]

Birthday book

Why are you so crazy about tidying up?

The story of Zhang Qiyou

Tell a joke.

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What's so funny? Have fun with you. Why are you happy? That's a lie. Tell the truth, lie with your eyes open. What is the most difficult thing in this business? Don't laugh, don't be shy, this is the purpose of cross talk. And said, "How do you say this?" What do you mean, shameless? What I said is wrong. I stared at my eyes and said yes. We know in our hearts that this is wrong. We must show the right expression on our faces. ...

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