Jokes that happened while studying in the United States

The following is a collection of jokes and stories about studying in the United States. I hope it can entertain everyone!

1. I just arrived and have no idea about money. A beggar asked me for money. I didn't bring much with me, so I converted it into soft money in my head. Thinking that in China, it is common to give 2 yuan to a beggar on the roadside, so I gave him a few CNET? But he was thrown back, thinking that I was insulting him.

2. I had to prove my attendance at school because I wanted to invite my mom to play, but I kept telling the front desk, "I want to invest my mom to Australia. Invest? Invest? Invest?" The front desk was confused. Keep repeating this sentence. I wanted to say that my sister and I used to share a room, but I ended up saying I slept with my younger sister.

3. The first time I met the U.S. Customs, I was very nervous. The Customs said, "I am 20", and I replied, "No, I am 22". The Customs was dumbfounded at the time. ,

4. I told the waiter at Starbucks at the airport that I wanted a cup of mocha. Who knows, it was mocha and not matcha. I had a tug-of-war with him for three minutes. I remember that when I first came here, I was ordering food at Wasabi at noon in the oil field. After ordering, the boy asked me: "take away or eat here?" I replied seriously: "eat away". I still can't forget the smile on my face. While laughing, he said: ?I'll remember you, you're so fuuny

5. Once I went to a bar owned by Wai Guoren to get drunk. There was a part of buying wine and ordering songs, and the waiter handed the order. The songbook was all in English. I flipped through it for a long time and saw a blue figure. I didn’t recognize the person behind it. The waiter left with a strange expression. After a while, a cheerful song sounded in the bar: On the other side of the mountain, on the other side of the sea. Is there a group of Smurfs nearby?

6. It was my first time to eat fortune cookies. After eating, my friend asked me what was written on your note. Me: Is there a note?

　7. I went to the basketball court to play again. The black guy was practicing. I thought the weather was so hot, so I said it's so hot. He stared at me and suddenly said one word to me: ?me?

8. When I go to a restaurant, I don’t know that it is a straw habit, and then I tell the waiter to give me a sucker. I say I want to drink my cock (coke) with my sucker.

9. Me. When the teacher went to the United States for the first time, he traveled to New York and wanted to see the Statue of Liberty. Um... what did the goddess say? The goddess is also a woman. Can you explain it clearly? When he saw a policeman, he asked:

I want to find a free woman! The police said, for free? How can there be such a good thing in the world? The teacher was confused for a while, and his IQ finally came online: Oh, in English, "free" and "free" are the same. Meaning, the policeman must have thought that I wanted to visit the attractions without spending money, and quickly added: "Sir, I mean, I can pay!"

As a result, a generation of young talents, I almost got arrested for soliciting prostitution when I went abroad for the first time

10. I made foreign friends and wanted to practice English. Finally, my hard work paid off, and I was able to practice my Chinese step by step. On the subway, a foreign girl stepped on me. She immediately said to me, "I am sorry." Can I say "you and me, okay?" I only dare to chat with foreign friends on my mobile phone, so that I can copy what he said and translate it using translation software.

How are you? Fine, thank you, and you? I said it all by myself, but the other person was messy in the wind, which was so embarrassing.

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