521 Funny and Humorous Confessions

521 is coming! Follow me to see some funny and humorous confessions. I hope to help you gain love and make your partner laugh at the same time! Below are the 521 funny and humorous confessions I brought to you. Welcome to read, I hope it will be helpful to you!

1. When the sea water in your soul dries up, my love is your sweet spring; when the flowers of your soul wither, my love is your fragrance; when your life path is confused, I Your love is your sunshine.

2. You have become a habit in my life, an indispensable habit. I can skip meals and sleep every day, but I can’t miss you. Please give me a chance to love you. opportunity!

3. As many stars as there are in the sky, there are as many girls in the world. But, there is only one moon in the sky, and there is only one you in the world. Can you be with me?

4. I sing the song of longing to the ocean, and the ocean gives this wish to the sky, and the sky entrusts the flowing clouds to turn into light rain and fall gently in front of your window. Do you know why? Much variety? All because I'm thinking of you.

5. Think about it, apart from me, you are the only one in the world who treats me well. If you don’t want me, who does? The craziest thing in this life is to fall in love with you, and the greatest hope is to have you accompany me in my madness for the rest of my life.

6. The scattered sycamore leaves scatter golden yellow all over the ground. I want to hold your hand, step on the dazzling light, and walk towards the front full of sweetness and happiness. And you, are you willing to share every moment of your life with me?

7. If you are tea leaves, I will soak them in boiling water; if you are flowers, I will shine them with sunlight; if you are white clouds, I will hold them with the breeze; if you are a kite, I will hold them with silk threads; You are my favorite, so I pretend with all my heart!

8. No matter where I am, please believe that in this ever-changing world, there is an unchanging heart that is thinking of you every moment! Missing you! I love you!

9. Is the beginning of a joke destined to end?

10. A gentle heart. It is for happy people! Romantic at heart! It is an eternal heart given to the affectionate person, and it is given to the waiting person. I would like to give a blessed heart to my dearest person!

11. I love you very much! Although you can't understand my sincerity, in my heart, you are the only love forever - human being! I have learned to forget myself, but I cannot forget you.

12. When they are in love, men compare women to stars, birds, angels and other things related to the sky. When they break up, men take the sky as their own and let the woman they loved go. Go back to the ground.

13. Missing you is the pain of breathing

14. What is happiness? Happiness is: trust, longing, understanding, tolerance.

15. Sometimes, fate is really a very sad thing. It has started but cannot continue. As a result, this world, which is already full of cruelty, has another tragedy, and this city, which is already full of tragedy, has another kind of heartbreak.

16. Someone told me that the most painful place should be bandaged in the most beautiful way. How could they know that the most painful place is my heart?

17. Some Things, giving up is never as easy as it sounds. There are many times when action has been given up, but thoughts are just about to start. In fact, I also know that the things I fantasize about are like stars in the sky, which can never be picked off. You can only look up, using this most laborious posture, to see its twinkling beauty from afar. Can letting go be as simple as letting go of an object? Is it really as easy as cutting a piece of rope?

18. I had known that being with you was destined to be endless melancholy, but I didn’t know how to take back my feelings. A story that cannot be told, a beautiful encounter, love is an intoxication without regrets.

19. If life needs a rain, it must be a beautiful encounter. If life needs a sentence, it must be beautiful flowers. If life needs a lifetime, it must be knowing each other and staying with you. In this life, my dear, I am happy to fall in love with you.

20. If there is a next life, remember not to be too far away from me, because I am afraid that I will not have a chance to meet you. If you haven't found me in the next life, remember not to get attached to others too early, and believe that we will always meet.

If we meet in the next life, remember to let you fall in love with me first, so that you can tolerate all my willfulness. If you fall in love with me first in the next life, remember to care about me and support me. Love me as much as I love you in this life.

21. Abandoning you, nothing remains in my heart, just like that ship, when it docks, only the empty deck is left; the sea breeze touches my face blankly, and your kite flies higher and higher. Far away, I don’t want to let go, but unfortunately the thread is broken. The train slides silently on the rails. Bai Xue sleeps in the wilderness with dreams on his pillow. Your face is chasing behind me quickly. The sun is shining brightly, and the fantasy is falling with the locust flowers. You are so touching. Lips weep silently like roses at night.

22. The most twinkling thing in the world is your eyes, the most beautiful thing is your smile, the gentlest thing is your hands, the rarest thing in the world is love, the strongest thing is determination, and the most precious thing is Sincerely, dear, please accept my sincerity and sincerity.

23. There is you in the world of mortals. As long as I can vaguely feel your presence in my world, I can do everything I do every day with full confidence and energy. I understand, or I should say I understand better, that when you love someone, you should pay no attention to the gains, have no regrets, and always be sincere (confession).

24. The hot summer, the lingering rain, and the shy poems are written for you. Read my feelings carefully and calm down your thoughts. A trace of warmth holds love, and a tenderness nourishes my heart.

25. If I were the breeze and you were the rose, I would quietly caress your fragrant hair; if I were a spider and you were a beautiful butterfly, I would weave love with my heart. Net, hug your flying wings tightly; if I were an elk and you were a clear spring, I would drink your sweet kisses with my hot lips.

26. I keep you in my heart every minute. Are you okay now? My dear, I hope you always have a smile on your face, and your mood embraces the sunshine every moment. May your happiness last as long as time, and I will be by your side as long as you miss me!

27. If men and women work together, the work will not be tiring. No matter how capable girls are, they cannot avoid being emotional. No matter how panicked boys are, they can at least appear to be stable. Dear, no matter whether I can do it or not, it is a big deal for us to end being single together in 2012.

28. Being able to meet you is the greatest happiness for me. With you, my life becomes infinitely broad, and with you, the world becomes so charming. You are the world and the world is you. I am willing to use my heart to accompany you well and love you. Accompany you to where you want to go and walk the rest of the journey of our lives with your heart.

29. You have given me tenderness like water, tenderness like fire, passion like fire, deep infatuation, pure love, infinite enthusiasm, and true love. You are the lover of my dreams!

30. You are the reason for my happiness! Meeting you makes me feel that there is still true love in the world. Meeting you makes me feel that life is colorful. Meeting you makes me dare not boast: I have no heart to love.

31. The weather is getting colder, the wind is getting stronger, and your hands are getting colder and colder! But none of this can stop me from having a fiery heart! A heart that loves you! My dear, may my love bring you warmth and happiness in the cold winter!

32. It’s not my fault that I love you, but it’s my fault that I can’t extricate myself from it. It doesn’t matter if I don’t like you. It’s your fault if I don’t say it!

33. Love is a thread that is constantly cut by time. It can extend to the boundless love. Love is a thread that cannot be arbitrarily separated by distance. It can extend through words. It can become chaotic even if it is constantly cut. Please give us the red thread of love and we will always be together. Depend on each other.

34. Don’t ask me how deeply I love you. I really can’t tell you. I just know that you have become a habit in my life, an indispensable habit. I can skip meals every day. , I don’t sleep, but I can’t miss you.

35. Day after day, day after day, month after day, month after year, year after year, it is clear that I am idiot, foolish, foolish, resentful, love, love, hate, sentiment, melancholy, obsession, love, you, me and me. Snuggling together forever and ever, sweet and happy, it belongs to you and me!

36. When you need me, I will be here; when you are in trouble, I will be by your side; when you feel lonely; when you think everyone is desperate ;Come to me and I will give you all my love.

37. The passionate season, the passionate rain, and the passionate people are thinking of you (confession).

I miss you when I can't sleep alone, I think about you when I'm lonely, I don't know when I will see you again!

38. Before the wind and rain come, spring comes. Flowers, trees and flowers are blooming. I am happy to settle in the new house. Swifts build their nests and add mud to their nests. In the misty rain, I drink tea and admire the flowers. Let the past that has been stranded by memory quietly bloom between your fingers!

39. I really want to nestle in your arms and feel your warmth; I really want to have your broad shoulders and feel your care; I really want to have your gentle words and feel your tenderness; I really want to With your gentle kiss, I feel your sweetness; I really want to have your most affectionate hug and feel your love for me!

40. I love you more than myself! Love is the vaguest and most elusive thing in the world. As time passes, love fades, and the people who love each other also disperse.

41. My love is overwhelming! All the stories have ended, all the sadness has been put aside, but in my heart I keep asking myself, can love come back?

42. I am the morning, and you are the dewdrops. Without you, the morning will be dull! I am the rice, and you are the porcelain bowl. Without you, there would be nothing to put the rice in! My dear, you are my left atrium. With you, my life is brilliant!

43. I think, I think, only I know! The moon and stars are sparse, and the night sky conveys my love for you! Alone in front of the solitary lamp, the past and the past are lost in dreams! The clothes are getting wider and the people are getting thinner, I am haggard for you and worried about you!

44. I don’t love you enough, I just want to be by your side; I hold your hand tightly and accompany you through thick and thin; I have no regrets even to the end of the world, I will never leave you and will always be with you; I will be with you forever. Whitehead, I will stay with you for the rest of my life. Love you for a long time!

45. There are thousands of strands of love, and they remain chaotic after being cut and sorted out. Do you know, do you know, you are the biggest knot in my heart, when will you be able to untie this knot for me?

46. Don’t worry, you won’t be poor if you follow me. After all, I am engaged in the trust investment industry and have been in the industry for six years. I have accumulated enough experience. As long as you marry me, I will give you my If you buy a lottery ticket with the numbers of your birthday and wedding anniversary, you are guaranteed to win a special prize of NT$10 million.

47. It’s not the feeling of being in love that makes me happy, but the feeling of falling in love with you that makes me happy.

48. Not every flower can represent love, but roses do; not every tree can withstand dryness, but poplar does; not every pig can receive text messages, But you did it; not everyone likes pigs, but I did it.

49. I don’t drink any beer except Qingdao; I don’t play any sports except football; I don’t like any girls except you; besides me, which vegetable do you like?

50. Who said good flowers are placed on cow dung? Tell me, I will send my brothers to kill him, don't be afraid, I will protect you after you marry me... Huh, what kid doesn't want to be around anymore, but he dares to call my wife a cow dung.