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At 24 o'clock in the math game, four cards (excluding King and Xiao Wang) are randomly selected from a deck of playing cards, and mixed operations are performed according to the numbers on the cards (

At 24 o'clock in the math game, four cards (excluding King and Xiao Wang) are randomly selected from a deck of playing cards, and mixed operations are performed according to the numbers on the cards (each card can only Once), so the result is 24 or -24. Red playing cards represent negative numbers and black represents positive numbers.

(Write ten formulas)

Me: Help me, this homework is a bit annoying and difficult. Please help and give math lovers a unique topic of about 24 points. )

It's urgent, please help. It should be handed in before the end of winter vacation.

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(I am a newly opened Baidu account, so there are not many wealth rewards (⊙o⊙), but I will give them all. It doesn't matter if some people are too few, please help. )

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(Really, I didn't have much wealth, but I gave it all) (⊙o⊙) It's true.

Everyone must help, preferably before February 10. )

(Remember: there must be ten formulas. )

(O(∩_∩)O Thank you for watching me type for so long. Maybe it's a little annoying )

The following are the jokes I collected.

Relax: A man who left work early came home and found his wife having sex with a strange man in bed. He said angrily, "You bastard, I will make you pay for this." "Nonsense," the strange man replied, "I paid when I came in, and I won't break the contract! 」

There is a newly married couple. In the morning, her husband will go to work. Before going out, the wife asked her husband, "What would you like for dinner after work today?" The husband whispered in his wife's ear, "Eat you!" Then I went out to work. My husband came home from work at night, and when he opened the door, he saw his wife streaking in the living room. The husband asked, "What are you doing, wife?" ""I'm heating the food! 』

One morning at Xiaoming's house, Xiaoming's father was having breakfast. Xiao Ming went over and asked his father, "Dad, does your heart have feet?" 」; Dad pointed to the position of the heart and said, "How can the heart have feet here? 」; Xiao Ming replied, "Oh! Then Xiao Ming went into the kitchen and asked his mother, "Mom, does the liver have feet?" 」; Mother pointed to the position of the liver and said, "silly child, how can the liver have feet here?" "Xiao Ming added," But last night I clearly heard ............, dear ... open your feet. ............ is free.

An old woman keeps a pair of parrots as companions, but she can't figure out which one is the male. Which one is a woman? So I called the vet for advice. The veterinarian suggested, "You just need to observe their mating behavior, and the male bird rides on it. Then, you mark the male bird so that it won't get mixed up. In the early morning of the next day, according to the veterinarian's instructions, she put a white tape around the neck of the male parrot to show the difference. In the afternoon, the pastor of the church came to visit. When the parrot saw the white dress on the priest's robe, it shouted, "Oh! I know what you did. Listen, you're marked, too. 』

One day, Zhang San met Li San. He looked very miserable and asked, "What's the matter?" Li Si said with a sad face, "Last night, after my wife and I finished the file, we were hooked on Hu Hu and gave her 3000 yuan ..." Zhang San comforted Li Si and said, "Alas ... it's normal to be in debt, man! ! "Unexpectedly, Li Si continued to cry:" But she actually gave me 500 yuan, ............................. "Zhang San:" .......... "

The girlfriend touched her boyfriend's "stuff" with her hand and asked, "What is this?" "This is capital! After the boyfriend proudly answered, he touched his girlfriend's "there" and asked, "What is this?" "This is a shop! "The girlfriend replied." Hmm! Capital and shops ... so, you lend me your shop and we can do business together? After discussion, the two finally opened up and worked day and night. Finally, one day, my boyfriend was exhausted and said, "Hey! This is not good. My capital is getting smaller and smaller, but your shop is getting bigger and bigger. 」

The young master was questioning the cook at home and said, "didn't you say you would help me remember the time when I came home last night?" Why does my mother know that I will be late again? ! ! "The cook said innocently," I have! " ! When my wife asked me, I only said that I was busy making breakfast: I didn't pay attention to the time when you came back! ! "Master" .................. "

(Finally enough words) It's all my heart.

A+J+2+ 10=-24

3+9+4+8=-24

All spades

A+J+2+ 10=24

3+9+4+8=24

They are all square.

A+J+2+ 10=-24

3+9+4+8=-24

They are all plum blossom peaches.

A+J+2+ 10=24

3+9+4+8=24

Hearts 6+7+ diamonds 6+5 =-24.

Spades 6+7+ clubs 6+5=24

Spades K+ hearts K+ hearts Q+ diamonds Q=-24.

Clubs K+ diamonds K+ clubs Q+ spades Q=24.

I can make up 12 formulas.

I hope it helps you.

It suddenly occurs to me

You needn't have written so many words

It doesn't matter if you don't have to spell it.