Collection of foreign jokes

A set of foreign jokes:

1, Tiger Baby asks Tiger Dad: Dad, Dad, why do humans have a two-part allegorical saying? Tiger's beard-untouchable? Father Tiger replied, "Son, this is because once a man trimmed his beard, and his father was hungry, so he couldn't help eating him!" " !

3. What are traditional Chinese characters?

B: words with many strokes.

A: Why are many strokes called traditional Chinese characters?

B: There are too many strokes. It is troublesome and annoying to write. So it's called traditional Chinese characters.

The grapes have reached the ripe season, but my grapes are still green', not because of other reasons, but because there are too many fertilizers and nutrients. Although it tasted good, no one came to collect it. What shall we do? My parents have to go to the market by bike. They split up in order to sell more. One is in the south of Lu and the other is in the north of Lu. In short, they are only 5 or 6 meters apart. They agreed that grapes cost 80 cents a catty. A buyer came up and asked, Comrade, how much are the grapes? Eighty cents a catty? Dad said. ? Let's make it cheaper. How about one yuan and two Jin? People bargain. ? One yuan and two Jin? Then go to the man across the street to buy it! I'm not selling! ? Dad said. Before the man came to his senses, he heard his mother shout: If you don't sell it, why should I? I'm not selling either! ?

5.a said:? Do you think my new perm will make me look ugly?

B answer:? I won't. ?

A q:? Really? Not at all?

B said:? There really isn't. Because your ugliness has nothing to do with your hair. ?

Foreign jokes 2:

1, teacher:? Students, if you feel stupid, please stand up. ?

The students looked at each other, but were afraid to stand up. Only one person bravely stood up.

Teacher:? This classmate, do you think you are stupid?

Student:? No, sir, I just don't want you to stand alone, okay

2. I have a friend who has been on the phone all his life and hung up one day.

3. I once went to a friend's house for dinner and saw that few people moved chopsticks when eating. I said, "Eat, don't eat shit."

I want to play a joke on my boyfriend, pretend to find a pair of ladies' underwear (mine) under his bed, and then question him. At first, he refused to admit it. Unexpectedly, under my pressure, he actually hugged me and began to admit his mistake.

5. I got up in the morning and saw a comment. The original is a screenshot.

First floor: Everybody calm down. Come and listen to the fifth floor. ! ~

Second floor: I think the fifth floor is very reasonable. .

The third layer: the fifth layer speaks the voice of the people.

Fourth floor: The fifth floor is really nice!

Fifth floor: NB is everywhere upstairs.

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