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The script comic dialogue "Mr. White Character" is urgent! !

[Crosstalk] Mr. Bai Zi.

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Let me introduce you. This is no ordinary actor. This is a rising star in our phonological circle.

No, I'm a pupil. I'm going to work hard ~

a; Modest grandson! Why do you speak cross talk so well?

B: Why?

You love art.

B: I like this industry.

A: Your pursuit of art can be said to be useless.

B: Hmm, hmm?

A: Oh, sorry, wrong, wrong, you are naked.

I'm not wearing anything. How can I put it?

What should I say?

B: You have to say "enough" here.

a; How can I call you that?

Why do you call me a dog?

Do you like it? ~ ~ Mr. Dog

What do you mean by Mr. Dog?

A: Then you can't say your husband is a dog, can you? How do you say it fits this? .

What a mess! It is wrong to be meticulous, and it is wrong to be naked. This idiom is called meticulous.

a; Anyway, I have to learn from you,

B: You're welcome.

Learn how to kiss others.

B: I dare not ~ ~ whoever kisses me will hit me! Treat people!

Anyway, I want to learn from you.

B: You're welcome ~

Accept me as your student.

No, thank you.

A: I am a little self-sufficient ~

B: recommended!

A: Then I'll write you a letter of recommendation.

b; You are cheap enough now.

a; I want to invite you to my home.

B: ah ~

A: please advise ~

B: You're welcome ~

I will treat you well and prepare some coffee for you.

B: Coffee? !

Ah, Brazilian coffee.

B: Coffee!

How about some fruit?

Ok, have some fruit.

Have some Sadie axe.

B: I can't bite!

A: Sugar fried tickets.

B: Fried chestnuts with sugar!

Would you like to come to my house? I will go to your house for advice.

b; You are welcome to go.

a; I wonder where you live.

Bie Ye!

As for me, I like literature very much. I like reading all kinds of famous books.

b; Do you still like literature?

Yes, my favorite writer is grass lotus root.

B: to the vegetable market.

Do you sell vegetables?

What is selling vegetables? That's Cao Yu

A: There is also a CSI!

B, Lao She ~

A: I like reading his book "Camel Looks" very much.

B: Really? Call camel Xiangzi!

A: Besides literature, I also like movies and TV series. Let's discuss it together, shall we

B: OK, OK, OK.

A: There used to be a play that reflected educated youth, which was particularly impressive. That is "time is pressing".

How dare you! Two words are wrong! Oh, did you go to school as a child? What did you learn at school? There are many people like him in society now. They didn't study hard before, so they stood here in vernacular! I'm not afraid of jokes!

a; Who is full of vernacular!

B: You!

I can speak in white. What a mystery!

b; Unexplained plagiarism? What a mystery!

You deliberately changed my money!

b; Flaw!

Don't treat me like a child!

B: Childish!

A: What I said was well thought out!

b; Deliberately!

a; Is it cooked without heating? /

b; Where did all these words come from?

A: Don't join me!

B: threats! (Dong He)

Look at you. You're amazing.

B: it's called C C!

A: Hands and feet ~

B: Here you are. . .

A: picky fart!

B: Me!