A bedtime story to coax a girlfriend.

Story: On the basis of realistic cognitive view, it is described as an abnormal phenomenon. It is a literary genre, focusing on the description of the development process of events. It emphasizes the vividness and coherence of the plot and is more suitable for oral narration. What happened. Or imagine a story. Stories are generally closely related to the production and life of primitive humans. Primitive humans are eager to understand nature, so they imagine that everything in the world has life and will like people based on themselves. The following is a bedtime story I brought to my girlfriend. I hope it will help you.

A bedtime story to coax a girlfriend 1 Smart response: Because you love me.

At the birthday party, the man asked the woman, "Why did you choose me?" Women laugh: "Because you have money", men are silent. After waking up, the woman realized something and quickly asked the man, "Did you ask me a question last night?" The man nodded: "I asked why you chose me?" The woman asked, "What did I answer?" The man smiled: "You said because you love me." Woman's silence ...

Youth is spent in unrequited love, but I can't be with you.

She liked him for four years, collected everything about him, liked the way he bowed his head, got angry when he was with other girls, and wrote countless love letters. It's just that he doesn't know all this. Several years later, he and she were no longer in the same city, but she received his gift before marriage, which was an earring that she accidentally left behind. The attached letter reads: I spent my youth in unrequited love, but I can't be with you.

Care about you at the same table

In class, a boy fell asleep at his desk. The teacher found out and said calmly, Take care of your deskmate. The female deskmate took off her coat and put it on the sleeping boy. .

A little white rabbit is running happily in the forest. On the way, it met a giraffe rolling drugs. The white rabbit said to the giraffe, "Giraffe, Giraffe, why did you do something to hurt yourself?" Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! "The giraffe looked at the poisonous smoke and the white rabbit, threw the poisonous smoke behind her and ran into the forest with the white rabbit.

Later, they met an elephant who was about to take cocaine. The white rabbit said to the elephant, "elephant, elephant, why do you want to do something that hurts yourself?" Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! "The elephant looked at the cocaine and the white rabbit, threw the cocaine behind him and ran in the forest with the white rabbit and giraffe.

Later, they met a lion, and the white rabbit said to the lion, "Lion, lion, why did you do something to hurt yourself?" Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! "The lion looked at the syringe and the white rabbit, threw the syringe behind him and rushed over to beat the white rabbit. The elephant and giraffe trembled with fear: "why did you hit the white rabbit?" It is so kind, cares about our health and makes us close to nature. The lion said angrily, "this bastard rabbit drags me around the forest like an idiot every time he shakes his head." "

One day, a very cute little white rabbit got lost in the big forest. Then he saw a little black rabbit and ran over to ask, "Brother Little Black Rabbit, Brother Little Black Rabbit, I got lost in the big forest. How can we get out of the big forest? " The little black rabbit asked, "Do you want to know?" The white rabbit said, "Yes." The little black rabbit said, "If you want to know, you must make me comfortable first." The little white rabbit had no choice but to make the little black rabbit comfortable. The little black rabbit then tells the little white rabbit how to get there. Knowing this, the little white rabbit kept skipping forward.

Running and running, the little white rabbit got lost again and met a little white rabbit. The little white rabbit ran over and asked, "Brother White Rabbit, Brother White Rabbit, I got lost in the big forest. How can we get out of the big forest? "

The little white rabbit asked, "Do you want to know?" The white rabbit said, "Yes." The white rabbit said, "If you want to know, you must make me comfortable first." The little white rabbit had no choice but to make it comfortable. The white rabbit then tells the white rabbit how to go. Knowing this, the little white rabbit kept skipping forward.

So, the white rabbit finally walked out of the big forest. At this time, the little white rabbit found herself pregnant.

A bedtime story to coax a girlfriend. The man said that we were divorced. The woman disagreed several times at first, and then said, well, give me 50 thousand and I'll leave. The man gave the woman fifty thousand dollars. They broke up happily without children. The man who broke up was very handsome for a while. But it didn't take him long to get tired of this life. One day, while he was waiting in the rain, he found a girl with a good face. The girl nodded and smiled at him.

His heart suddenly moved: what a familiar look! Then they started talking, then they started dating, and then they got married. In addition to considerate care for him after marriage, his wife always pesters him to ask his ex-wife something, so that he doesn't know what to say at this time. The woman still has a small box and a delicate key. She never lets men see it. Until one day, the woman was bedridden. When she handed the key to the man, she said quietly, you can open that box after I die.

The woman finally passed away, and the man who lost his wife again couldn't wait to open the box that had worried him for a long time. There is only a thick diary in the box, which describes the process of a woman's plastic surgery.

Bedtime stories to coax his girlfriend 5 Peter and his girlfriend

That night, Peter and his girlfriend Carona drove home. When passing the intersection on the street corner, he suddenly collided with a high-speed truck. After a loud noise, Peter's eyes went black and he knew nothing.

Peter and his girlfriend Peter woke up and found themselves lying in the hospital. The doctor said that he was only slightly injured, but it was not serious. But Carona's condition is very bad, and her life is saved, but she has been in a vegetative state and never woke up. Peter is heartbroken. He and Carona are orphans who grew up in an orphanage. It's unfortunate enough. I didn't expect god to torture them like this. God is so cruel ...

Pete took good care of Carona in the hospital for more than half a year, and tried every means to call her, but she just couldn't wake up. He was completely desperate. He is still young. He can't be a vegetable all his life He wants to start a new life. After depositing some money in the account of the hospital where Carona lived, he left Carona, a city that made him sad, and went to Australia.

A year has passed in an instant. On this day, Peter suddenly found a girl with long hair in the street. From the back, she looks like Carolina. He couldn't help walking up to him and shouting "Carona". When the girl turned around, Pete almost jumped up in surprise: "Carona! It's really you! "

The girl smiled and said, "Sir, you have mistaken me for someone else. I'm not Carona, my name is Winnie. " Say that finish turned away.

Pete froze. Yes, Carona has been lying in the hospital. How can she wake up? But girls are similar except that their long hair is different from Carona's short hair. Does Carona have any sisters? He wanted to ask the girl some more questions, but he found that the girl had turned away. He hasn't called the hospital for more than a year since he left Carona. I don't know what happened to Carona now. So he quickly made a long-distance call to the hospital. The hospital said there was a miracle, and Carona woke up! But unfortunately, she completely lost her memory. A few months ago, she woke up and left the hospital. I don't know where she went.

When Peter learned that Carona was awake, he was very happy, because he still loved her deeply, so he was eager to find her. Where will she go? Just then, he received a phone call from his client, Rovik, asking him to go to a restaurant for dinner at night.

In the evening, Peter came to the restaurant as promised. When he saw the girl sitting next to Rovic, he suddenly froze. That girl is Winnie whom he saw in the street during the day. Rovic introduced Winnie as his girlfriend, and Winnie stood up politely and shook hands with Pete. At the moment of shaking hands, Pete felt that the hand belonged to Carona, and the girl in front of him was actually Carona!

Next, in the process of eating, Pete has been quietly observing Winnie's every move and smile. Carona is everywhere. This made him more convinced that Winnie was his girlfriend Carona, but she had lost her memory and didn't know him at all. He was ambivalent: if she knew Winnie immediately and told her everything, would she still believe him if she lost her memory? Even if she believes it, can she accept abandoning her boyfriend? Seeing Winnie and Rovich talking and laughing and being very close, he was anxious and angry. He said that he couldn't watch his beloved fall into the arms of others, and he wanted to get his beloved back!

When Rovik went to the bathroom, Peter became Winnie's friend and found her place. The next day, Pete went to Winnie and invited her to a coffee shop. Winnie noticed that Pete had been paying attention to her and asked anxiously, "Mr. Pete, what on earth did you invite me for?" Peter said seriously, "Miss Winnie, you haven't known Rovik for a long time, and you don't know him yet. He is a gambler. Although he is rich now, he may become poor tomorrow. I don't think you should be with such a person. You know, when I first saw you, I fell in love with you deeply ... "

"Oh, my God!" Winnie exclaimed and interrupted Peter. "How can Vic have a friend like you? Rovik is very concerned about me, please don't say such things again. " With that, she left Pete.

Pete didn't go after him. He knew that if he knew Winnie now, she would hate him very much and ignore him. He can't let her know what happened before, let alone be impatient.

A few days later, Rovich asked Pete to go swimming at the seaside. Pete was unhappy to see Winnie and Rovic playing and hugging at the seaside. He didn't want to swim any more and went ashore alone. Just then, I heard Winnie suddenly exclaim, and then shouted "Help". To Peter's surprise, Rovich left Winnie instead of saving her and swam to the shore. Peter suddenly found many jellyfish floating on the sea around Winnie. She must have been stung by a poisonous jellyfish. The venom of jellyfish can completely paralyze people's nervous system in a short time, and if it is not rescued in time, it will suffocate people. Knowing that clothes can effectively stop jellyfish attacks, Peter immediately put on clothes and rushed to Winnie. When he swam to Winnie, she was unconscious and began to sink to the bottom of the sea. Peter picked her up, swam desperately to the shore, rescued Winnie, picked her up and ran to the hospital.

Winnie was out of danger because of the timely rescue. After waking up, she broke up with Rovich in From Destruction. She is full of gratitude to the savior Peter, but she also shows her love for him. Pete takes care of Winnie while the iron is hot. Since then. The two were inseparable and their feelings quickly warmed up.

Soon, Pete and Winnie decided to have a wedding on Valentine's Day. Who knows, just two days before the wedding, Rovic found Pete and asked him for 654.38+10,000 yuan on the grounds of taking Winnie away. Peter said angrily, "Winnie broke up with you. Why do you ask me for money? " Rovic smiled insidiously and said, "When you met Winnie, I found your eyes lit up. You felt as if you had known each other for a long time. At first, I didn't know what was going on Later, after investigation, it was found that Winnie was your ex-girlfriend, but she lost her memory and didn't remember you. If you don't want her to know that you abandoned her, give me the money. I promise not to tell anyone about it, and I won't bother you again. "

Peter thought, if Winnie really knew about the past, how could she marry him? He loves Winnie, and he doesn't want to lose her. It is worthwhile to spend 65438+ ten thousand yuan with her! So he promised Rovik.

It's Valentine's Day, and Pete and Winnie got married in church. When the priest asked Winnie if she would marry Pete, Rovich suddenly appeared. He said in front of everyone, "Winnie, you shouldn't marry Pete because he abandoned you like me ..."

Peter never imagined that the hateful Rovic would break his word and take the money but not keep his promise, but now he can only admit the truth.

Winnie was silent when she learned the truth. There was a sudden silence in the church and everyone looked at her.

Peter lowered his head in shame and said, "Carona, it's not too late for you to change your mind."

Winnie said quietly, "No, I'm not Carona, I'm Winnie. I changed my name because I don't have amnesia at all. I pretended to have amnesia to forget the past. I thought I would never see you again, but I didn't expect to meet and fall in love with you again in this city. I think it's all God's plan. Only by forgetting the past can we be with the one we love, without bad feelings or harm. Although none of us can change the past, we can grasp the present and the future. As long as we are truly opposite, there will be a bright future. Pete, I love you! "

Peter was moved to tears and said affectionately, "I love you too!" " "Two people passionately kiss together. ...

Bedtime story to coax your girlfriend. 6 Girlfriend is a band-aid.

I have very few friends, as few as one. I reviewed myself, maybe because I was lazy. Friends are time-consuming and time-consuming. Have one. Besides, there are very few women who don't hate each other, and I don't want to ask. In this way, Xiaoxiao became one of my few old friends.

Now that she is in Shenyang and I am in Beijing, I can't reach anything I can't see, let alone eat, drink and have fun together. We seldom make phone calls, and we happen to coincide. I had an accident as soon as I called.

Is your girlfriend a band-aid or in Shenyang? Once she called in the middle of the night and said that she was sitting on the side of the road and asked me if I wanted to see her. I went. At the gate of the hospital, she hugged me and cried, saying that a girl committed suicide for Song Qi and was being rescued. Song Ji is a little boyfriend. He is in the hospital, and she is waiting for him outside. She cried with her head down and sobbed to finish the matter, which was much better. I patted her and said I would wait with you. Don't cry. There is no saying that pear blossoms bring rain, and it is not good for women to cry. Look at you crying all over the sky, and the flowers and plants are not good. She clung to my arm and refused to look up. Later, when we talked about it, I asked her to pay for clothes, and her nose and tears were all over them.

I also called her in the middle of the night to harass her. At that time, I was in trouble, and no one knew it, and neither did Mix. I never told her. A sad person can easily give birth to despair on sleepless nights. I sat alone and couldn't cry. I thought I needed an exit, or I would go crazy, so I called her. The moment I heard her voice, I burst into tears and couldn't help it. She didn't speak. When I calmed down gradually, she asked, "Do you want me to come over?" I said, "No.""See you tomorrow." When I put down the phone, I felt so weak that I didn't even have the strength to feel sad. Well, there are people in this world who are willing to listen to me cry.

I don't believe there is any eternal emotion, not losing confidence in the world, but not having confidence in myself to do it. Time, space and people will change. Hearing this, I shook the coke cup in my hand and gave me a white look: "Whatever, I'm not your boyfriend. We are all women and friends at best. We just like each other and don't want to last forever. Put sex before friends? I will too. " This is also the past. At that time, we often found excuses to mix together and wasted an afternoon, eating, beautifying, shopping and staring blankly. Before dark, we went home contentedly, as if we had finished our task.

We all agree that girlfriends are not as important as boyfriends. Girlfriend is a band-aid It can alleviate the injury and serve as a temporary starting point, but it can't solve the big problem. Boyfriend is the antidote, so we must value sex over friends, and we can't waste emotional resources in a daze. However, my girlfriend is always ready, just feel at ease. We are each other's band-AIDS, so don't look for them when you want to use them.

Last winter, I told Xiaoxiao that I was leaving Shenyang for Beijing. She smiled and said yes, I knew you were unreliable. Let's leave now. The day before I left, she stayed with me all day, helping me pack my bags and buy some odds and ends. Then we sat in a cake shop and watched the people coming and going in the cold air outside the window in a daze and chatting.

You don't want to come back when you leave, do you? She asked.

Well, unless you don't get along.

Anyway, Shenyang really has nothing to miss.

Except you, I said. Alas, there is no one to accompany me to kill time in the future.

You can find it again.

That's not as good as you. You can use it easily. Why don't you come with me? I was angry with her.

Yeah, I feel the same way. I may think of you at this time. She smiled and picked up the stubble.

Out of the cake shop, she will turn left, and I will walk dozens of meters to take a taxi home. She sniffed. I said it was too cold to accompany me. Go home. She didn't speak and walked forward with her head down. Dozens of meters walked quickly. When it was time to say goodbye, she looked up and smiled at me: "You see how prescient I am. I didn't wear contact lenses today." I saw tears gushing from her eyes and running all over her face. "I won't see you off tomorrow, and you have to say that I am crying badly. How are you? " She turned and walked away while crying. I saw her take off her glasses to wipe her tears.

I was in a daze all the way. When I got home, I sent her a short message: Wash your face at once, and don't forget to apply more clam oil, otherwise it will be chapped. Sitting there looking at the packed bags, there is a surge of emotion, called sadness. Some things can't be kept, but they can't be taken away.

Now there are often small messages in QQ, such as: "Are you fat? It is strictly forbidden to hoard fat! " "What are you doing? Don't think that I miss you and have nothing to type. " "Pay attention to labor protection and use band-AIDS as little as possible." ...

This silly little girl is so reserved after such a long distance that she doesn't even say a word about me, which makes me sick.

7 0 1 commitment to a bedtime story

After three years of love, he never gave her a promise, or hinted at it several times, but just smiled without saying a word. This year, on the train home, because her home was several stops in front of his, she said "Call me when you get to the station" and then went to sleep. A few hours later, he woke her up: "Here we are." She looked out of the window and saw strange scenery. Don't overdo it. It was his coquetry smile: "My mother asked me to take you home."

Monkey's persistence

In Asia, there is a trap to catch monkeys. They hollowed out coconuts, tied them with ropes, tied them to trees or fixed them to the ground. There is a small hole in the coconut and some food is put in the hole. The hole is so big that the monkey can only reach in with his bare hands, but not with his fists. So the monkey smelled the fragrance and put his hand in to catch the food. Naturally, a clenched fist can't shrink out of the hole. When the hunter comes, the monkey's fist can't stick out. No one catches the monkey, but he insists on it. As long as he lets go, he can retract it. The desire in our hearts makes us unable to let go, and the desire and persistence in our hearts bind us. The only thing we have to do is to open our hands and let go of unnecessary persistence, so that we can feel at ease.

03 secret love

He is a good student with good grades. She is a lazy student and likes to play around. In the new semester, they became deskmates. He always squints or winks at her, never looks directly at her, but hums through his nostrils when listening to her jokes. She was angry at his lifeless appearance, and went around saying that he secretly loved her like revenge. When he heard the rumor, he blocked her in the corner. She was so scared that she just wanted to hold her head and beg for mercy, but she actually saw him blush: "When did you know?"

The most dazzling national style.

A long time ago, the whole forest was lazy. When cicadas were hungry, they sang. Migratory birds hid in caves for the winter. Bears licked honey all year round. But god couldn't stand it, so he threw the alarm clock around him into the mortal world. There is a big red crown on the top of the alarm clock. He sang "The most dazzling national wind" in the first sunshine of sunrise, so the whole world became lively.

05 grapefruit

There is a very fat lemon. Other lemons are oval and sharp, but he is round, just like the head of a young monk. He is particularly upset. In order to lose weight, he doesn't drink water or eat every day and wants to starve himself into other lemons. But when all the other lemons turned yellow and ripe, he was still so fat, so he waited and waited, hungry and hungry, determined to be so thin and mature. It was not until a long time later that he found himself a grapefruit.

06 rabbit xiansheng

The rabbit girl asked Mr. Rabbit, if not a rabbit, what do you want to be? Mr. rabbit said, you can do anything. Being a tiger can protect you, being a star can protect you when you sleep, being a firefly can give you light, being a raccoon can make good friends with you, but I want to be a rabbit most, because you are also a rabbit. Only rabbits and rabbits can chew carrots together.

07 mutual commitment

He plays basketball well and is handsome. He is a campus idol. She is alive and kicking and is friends with every boy except him-she is nervous when talking to him. To get close to him, she chose basketball. The teacher asked him to teach everyone to lay up. He was standing under the basket, and she patted the ball as she ran. The ball jumped into his face and her heart was pounding. He squatted down, clutching his nose, and she cried in panic, "What to do!" " He looked up with a smile in his eyes and said, "You should make a promise. "

The bedtime story of coaxing his girlfriend 8 Stupid Bear opened a small shop, and all the forest residents came to patronize it.

On this day, the little snake came to the shop and said to the stupid bear, "stupid bear, I want to buy a bag of candy."

The stupid bear took out a bag of candy and handed it to the little snake. Little snake went home happily.

But the next day, the little snake ran angrily to the stupid bear and said, "stupid bear, look what you have done!" " I wanted a bag of sugar, but you gave me a bag of salt. As a result, my food tastes terrible! "

Hearing this, the stupid bear knew that he must have taken it by mistake. He said shyly to Little Flower Snake, "Sorry, Little Flower Snake, it's my fault. I apologize to you, please forgive me! " Besides, I'll give you a bag of sugar for free! "

Hearing this, the little snake calmed down. It said to the stupid bear, "stupid bear, you must not be so careless in the future, or your shop will close down sooner or later!" " "

Stupid bear nodded shyly.

The bedtime story of coaxing his girlfriend 9 Four priests of Tang went on a trip by plane. The plane crashed on the way, but there were only three parachutes.

So, the Tang Priest said, let's answer the question, and jump if we can't answer it.

Tang Priest: Wukong, how many suns are there in the sky?

Wukong: One.

Tang Priest: OK, here you are.

Tang Priest: Friar Sand, how many moons are there in the sky?

Friar Sand: One.

Tang Priest: OK, I'll give you one, too.

Bajie on the side is so happy, such a simple question.

Tang Priest: Bajie, how many stars are there in the sky?

Bajie jumped.

Soon, the four of them flew to travel again. There was another plane crash on the way, and there were still only three parachutes.

They went on answering questions.

Tang Priest: Wukong, when was People's Republic of China (PRC) founded?

Wukong: 1949.

Tang Priest: Good. Give you one.

Tang Priest: Friar Sand, how many people died in the Liberation War?

Friar Sand: 2.5 million people.

Tang Priest: OK, I'll give you one, too.

Tang Priest: Bajie, what are the names of those 2.5 million people? Bajie had to jump again.

The third time, the four of them went to travel by plane again and had an accident on the way.

Then Pig said, Master, you don't have to ask. I jump by myself.

Then jump.

Tang Priest put his hands together: Amitabha, there are four parachutes this time! ! !

Bedtime story to coax my girlfriend 10 In the villa with dark light and shady trees, the young master finished washing his pudding and went back to his room. Slick, a little monkey raised in pudding, is still playing with candied haws. Pudding gently carried the little monkey to its bed and took the slippery sugar-coated berries, but Slippery jumped out of the bed. The pudding put the candied haws on the slippery bed, and the little monkey jumped on the bed and closed it.

In the mouse hole in the corner of the villa, the little mouse Croton is lying in a rocking chair with a book in his forehand. The cover of the book says "foreign language", and the little mouse croton is singing: haw, goo, baa, shh. ...

Mother mouse, wearing an apron, is cleaning up the leftovers on the table, humming: Today is a good day, today is a good day. ...

When the mother mouse was busy, she approached the croton mouse with a fruit bowl and said, "Baby, how can you eat when you talk about birds all day?" As he spoke, he stuffed a cherry tomato into the mouth of croton mouse.

Croton, a little mouse, is holding a book, chewing cherry tomatoes and pretending to be angry. "Mom, what age is it now? I always talk about eating. I don't want to be like you anymore. I want to learn a foreign language and live a new life! " Croton, the little mouse, deliberately turned his back on his mother.

"big! Listen to this! Listen to this! What a good speech-I want to learn a foreign language and live a new life! " Mother mouse imitated croton mouse's voice and said in a mean tone.

Croton, the little mouse, was still muttering, "Haw, Goo, Baa, Woo …"

Seeing that the little mouse croton ignored herself, the mother mouse sighed, put a straight face and said solemnly, "I will never eat it in my life?" The world has changed. Why don't you know which is lighter and which is heavier? Rats eat for the sky. Why don't children nowadays understand such a simple truth? "Mother mouse shook her head helplessly.