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Humor jokes daquan laughs till his stomach hurts.

Jokes are an indispensable part of people's lives. They can make us relax, relieve stress and even heal our hearts. Today, Bian Xiao brings you a complete set of humorous jokes. I believe you will laugh until your stomach hurts after reading it!

operation sequence/order

1. Open the Joke Encyclopedia website and prepare paper towels and water cups.

2. Click "Start Reading" to enter the humorous paragraph page.

Choose your favorite categories, such as "hilarious stories", "cold jokes" and "humorous stories".

4. Start reading, don't forget to drink water, lest you laugh till your throat hurts.

If you see a particularly funny joke, you can share it with your friends and share the happiness together.

Joke selection

One day, Xiao Ming asked his father, "Dad, why are you taller than your mother?" Dad replied, "Because I am fatter than my mother." Xiao Ming asked again, "Then why am I shorter than you?" Dad replied, "Because you are fatter than me."

2. A bird flew to a farm, saw a flock of chickens walking around on the ground, and asked them, "What are you doing?" The chicken replied, "We are looking for food." The bird said, "Then I'll help you find something to eat!" " "The chickens were very happy, so the birds walked around on the ground and found nothing. Finally, the bird said to the chickens, "I found a good place where there are many bugs!" "The chickens asked," Where is it? "The bird replied," In the sky! " "

Once, Xiaoming went to a friend's birthday party. There were many delicious cakes and drinks at the party, and Xiao Ming had a good time. Later, Xiaoming's mother asked him, "How many cakes did you eat today?" Xiao Ming replied, "I don't know, all I know is that I ate a lot of' Happy Birthday'."

One day, Xiaoming's father took him fishing, and Xiaoming was very excited. Soon, Xiao Ming caught a big fish He shouted happily to his father, "Dad, I caught a big fish!" " "Dad replied," Well done, keep cheering! " Soon, Xiaoming caught a bigger fish. He shouted to his father more excitedly, "Dad, I caught a bigger fish again! "Dad replied," Well done, come on! " Xiaoming went on fishing, but he never caught a fish. He was disappointed. Dad comforted him and said, "Never mind, it will be fine next time!" " Xiao Ming replied, "I don't want to catch all the fish in this pond next time!" " ! " "

final result

The above is the complete works of humorous jokes brought by Bian Xiao. I believe after reading it, you will laugh and have a stomachache. Remember to share it with your friends and let them feel the power of happiness!