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Goldfish and Farmers' English Drama (Grade Two)
Author: Pushkin
Once upon a time there was an old man and his old woman.
Living by the blue sea;
They live in a shabby mud shed,
For 33 years.
The old man drags his net for fishing.
The old woman spun a knot.
Once, the old man cast a fishing net in the sea.
All that was salvaged was algae.
Then he cast a net,
What was dragged up was some seaweed.
When he cast his net for the third time,
But I caught a fish,
Not just any fish, but goldfish.
Goldfish actually begged!
She speaks like a human being:
"Let me go, grandpa, and put me back in the sea.
I will give you a valuable reward:
I'll do anything you want to save. "
The old man was taken aback and a little scared:
He has been fishing for 33 years.
Never heard that fish can talk.
He put the goldfish back into the sea,
Also said a few kind words to her:
"Goldfish, God bless!
I don't want your reward,
You swim to the blue sea,
Please feel free to swim there. "
The old man went back to the old woman,
Tell her about this great miracle.
"I caught a fish today,
Not ordinary fish, but goldfish;
This goldfish can talk like us.
She begged me to put her back in the blue sea,
Willing to redeem yourself with the most valuable thing:
She will do anything I want for freedom.
I dare not ask for her reward, so I put her back in the blue sea. "
The old lady pointed to the old man and scolded:
"You fool, what a madman!
Dare not take the reward of goldfish!
Even if you want a wooden basin,
Ours is broken. "
So the old man went to the blue sea,
See the sea rippling slightly.
The old man barked at the goldfish.
Goldfish swam towards him and asked,
"What do you want, Grandpa?"
The old man saluted her and replied:
"Come on, Fish Queen,
My wife gave me a good scolding,
Don't let my dad rest.
She wants a new wooden basin,
Ours is broken and can't be used any more. "
The goldfish replied, "Don't be sad, go, and God bless you.
You will have a new wooden basin soon. "
The old man went back to the old woman,
The old lady really has a new wooden basin.
The old lady is scold:
"You silly claw, what a madman!
What an old fool! All you want is a wooden basin.
How much can a wooden basin be worth? Go home, old fool, and find the goldfish again.
Give her a present and ask her for a cabin. "
So the old man went to the blue sea again.
The old man called the goldfish, and the goldfish swam to him and asked,
"What do you want, Grandpa?"
The old man saluted her and replied:
"Come on, fish empress!
The old woman scolded me even more. She won't let my dad rest.
The nagging wife wants a wooden house. "
The goldfish replied, "Don't be sad, go, and God bless you.
That's it: you'll have a wooden house. "
The old man walked to his mud shed,
The mud shed has disappeared without a trace;
In front of him is a wooden house with a bright room.
There are white chimneys made of bricks,
And oak doors,
The old woman sat under the window,
Pointing at her husband and swearing:
"You fool, ten complete lunatics!
Old bastard, all you need is a wooden house!
Get out of here and go to the goldfish and say:
I don't want to be a humble farmer anymore,
I want to be a hereditary lady. "
The old man walked towards the blue sea.
The blue sea is stirring.
The old man yelled at the goldfish again.
The goldfish swam to him and asked, "Grandpa, what do you want?"
The old man saluted her and replied, "Come on, Fish Queen!
The old woman lost her temper even more. She won't let my dad rest.
She doesn't want to be a farmer anymore. She wants to be a hereditary lady. "
The goldfish replied, "Don't be sad, go, and God bless you."
The old man went back to the old woman.
What did he see? A tall building.
His old woman stood on the steps,
Wearing an expensive mink vest,
Wearing a gorgeous headdress,
Wearing a pearl necklace around her neck,
Wearing gold rings with jewels in their hands,
Wearing a pair of red leather boots.
Hard-working slaves stood before her,
She whipped them and pulled their foreheads.
The old man said to his old woman, "Hello, noble lady!
I think your heart should be satisfied this time. "
The old woman yelled at him and sent him to the stable to work.
A week later, another week later,
The old woman did more practical jokes,
She sent the old man to the goldfish again.
"Get out, salute the goldfish and say I don't want to be a lady anymore.
I want to be the queen of freedom. "
The old man got a fright and pleaded:
"What's the matter, wife, did you take crazy medicine?
You can't even walk or talk normally!
You will make the whole country laugh. "
The old woman became more and more angry. She slapped her husband in the face.
"Hillbilly, you dare to talk back to me and argue with my hereditary wife? ——
Go to the beach, to be honest,
You have to go if you don't go. "
The old man went to the seaside (the blue sea turned gray).
He called goldfish again, and the goldfish swam up to him and asked.
"What do you want, Grandpa?"
The old man saluted her and replied.
"Come on, Fish Queen,
My old woman is yelling again:
She doesn't want to be a lady anymore. She wants to be a free queen. "
The goldfish replied, "Don't be sad, go, and God bless you.
Well, that old woman will be the queen! "
The old man went back to the old woman.
Why, there is a royal palace in front of him.
His old woman became the queen,
Sit at the table and eat,
Ministers and nobles waited on her.
Pour her wine from abroad.
She is eating a beautiful cake,
Surrounded by majestic guards,
With a sharp axe on his shoulder.
The old man looks-startled!
Hurriedly bowed and kowtowed to the old lady,
Say, "Hello, majestic queen!
Well, your heart should be satisfied this time. "
The old woman didn't even look at him,
Order him to get rid of him.
Ministers and nobles rushed over together,
Grab the old man by the neck and push him out.
At the door, the guard came,
Almost cut down the old man with a sharp axe.
People laughed at him:
"Crazy, what a suck!
Give you a lesson:
You should behave yourself in the future! "
A week later, another week later,
That old woman is even more ridiculous.
She sent courtiers to find her husband,
They found the old man and brought him here.
The old woman said to the old man:
"Go home and see the goldfish.
I don't want to be the queen of freedom anymore,
I want to be the overlord of the ocean,
Let me live in the ocean,
Tell the goldfish to wait on me and let me use it at will. "
The old man dare not talk back or speak against his will.
So he ran to the blue sea,
See the dark storm at sea:
The surging waves are surging, rushing and roaring.
The old man called the goldfish, and the goldfish swam to him and asked,
"What do you want, Grandpa?" The old man saluted her and replied:
"Come on, fish empress!
What am I supposed to do with this damn old woman?
She doesn't want to be queen anymore,
She wants to be the overlord of the ocean;
In this way, she can live in the sea of Wang Yang.
I told you to serve her personally and listen to her at will. "
The goldfish didn't say a word, but scratched its tail in the water.
Swim to the deep sea.
The old man waited for the answer at the seaside for a long time.
But I didn't wait,
He has to go back to see that old woman-
At first glance, I still see the broken mud shed.
Her old woman sat on the threshold, in front of a broken wooden basin.
(Translated by Meng Hai Feng Chun)
English translation:
The story of fisherman and goldfish
Author: Pushkin
Once upon a time there was an old man and his old lady.
Living in the blue sea;
They live in shabby mud huts,
Thirty years, three years.
Take back the old man's fishing net.
The old woman finished spinning.
When an old man cast a net in the next sea,
Just dragging more algae up.
Then he unfolded a net.
Drag some seaweed up.
Third, he cast a fishing net,
But for fishing nets,
It's not an ordinary fish-it's a goldfish.
Goldfish are begging them!
She started talking to people like this:
"I let it go, grandpa, and I have to go back to the sea.
I will give you a valuable reward:
In order to soothe the mind, you must be based on what I have. "
The old man was shocked and a little scared:
He played fishing for 33 years,
Never heard of fish talking.
He put the goldfish back into the sea,
She also said a few good words:
"Goldfish, God bless!
I don't want to reward you,
You travel to the blue ocean,
You can travel freely there. "
The old man who went back to the old lady,
She told the story of a miraculous event.
"I caught a fish,
Not ordinary fish, but goldfish;
Goldfish will be with us, just like a speech.
I asked her to return to the blue sea,
She wants to use her most valuable thing to relax:
In order to redeem a freedom, I think she is based on something.
I didn't pay her, on her way back to the blue ocean. "
The old man pointed to an old woman and scolded:
"You idiot, you are a silly old man!
Goldfish dare not get paid!
Even if it's just for the basin or
We are not only as broken as you. "
So the old man walked into the blue sea,
I saw the waves beating a little.
When the old man is suspicious of goldfish,
Goldfish swam to him and asked,
"What do you want, Grandpa?"
She gave an answer to the old man:
"Be good, empress fish,
My old lady calls me a,
The old man won't let me rest.
She should be a new basin,
We only have a rest, because they can no longer. "
The goldfish replied, "Don't bother me, God will bless you.".
You'll soon have a new basin. "
Go back to the old lady, old man,
Sure enough, the old woman was carrying a new basin.
The old woman has been much more severe:
"This is a silly claw, is a silly old!
You are an old fool. You are only as long as the Tarim Basin.
How many pots can it be worth? Go home, old fool, and goldfish,
A ceremony was held for her trip. She was going to the wooden house. "
So the old man went to the blue sea again (the blue sea turned up).
The old man leaned against the goldfish and called. The goldfish swam to him and asked:
"What do you want, Grandpa?"
She gave an answer to the old man:
"Be good enough, empress fish!
I'm a worse old woman. She won't let me rest, old man.
Because his wife's nagging mother went to Fangmu block. "
The goldfish replied, "Don't bother me, God will bless you.".
In this way, you: you will have a square wood. "
The old man shed his soil,
The mud that flowed down became traces;
The seat in front of his room is a bright and spacious square wood.
A white brick chimney,
There are oak door panels,
The old woman sitting by the window,
Pointing at her husband and swearing:
"You fool, a complete crazy!
Old bastard, as long as you block the square wood!
Kuai roll, a line of goldfish there, said:
I don't want to belittle these two crops,
I want to be a hereditary lady. "
The old man walked into the blue sea.
Interference with the blue ocean.
Calling the old man on the goldfish,
The goldfish swam over and asked him, "Grandpa, what do you want?"
She saluted the old man and replied, "Come on, Queen Fish!
The old lady lost her temper even more. She wouldn't let me calm the old man.
She has crops and is unwilling to do so. She wants to be a hereditary wife. "
The goldfish replied, "Don't bother me, God will bless you."
Go back to the old lady, old man.
What did he see? A tall building.
He stood on the steps of the old woman,
Wearing a luxurious mink tank top,
Fairview has a headdress on its head,
Huimin-Pearl Neck,
Wearing a gold ring inlaid with precious stones,
Wear shoes and a pair of red boots.
The hard-working servant standing in front of her,
She whipped them and pulled them to the amount of fat.
His old man said to the old lady, "Hello, Ms. Gao, tour guide!
I think your heart should be satisfied this time. "
The old lady in Hechi shouted to him, and he sent Ma Peng to work.
A week later, more than a week later,
Old women who talk nonsense are stronger,
She also sent the old man to the goldfish.
"Give me a gun to a row of goldfish ceremony, and my wife said I didn't want to do it.
I want to get rid of the queen. "
The old man got a fright and pleaded:
"You, ladies, how did you eat crazy medicine?
You can't even walk, and you can't talk properly!
Either you are a national joke. "
The more shining old woman was slapped by her husband.
"Boy, you dare to talk back to me, tell me this lady hereditary quarrel? -
Go to the beach and be honest with you,
You didn't. They charged you. "
The old man walked into the sea (the blue sea has become gloomy and dark).
He called the goldfish again, and the goldfish swam up to him and asked.
"What do you want, Grandpa?"
She went to the old man to attend a ceremony.
"Be good, empress fish,
My old lady in the Grand Canyon:
She doesn't want to be a lady, she can be a queen freely. "
The goldfish replied, "Don't bother me, God will bless you.".
Well, that old woman will be the queen! "
Go back to the old lady, old man.
How he stood in front of the palace,
His old woman became queen,
Sitting at the dinner table,
Noble ministers serve her.
Her Shang Zhen wines were shipped overseas.
She is eating a beautiful cake,
The defenders are surrounded by unprecedented pomp,
With an axe on his pointed shoulder.
I saw the old man-shocked!
The old woman quickly kowtowed and bowed,
Say, "Hello, Queen of Dignity!
So, your heart must be satisfied this time. "
It seems that the old woman didn't see him,
Told him.
Minister Ben, the nobles came together,
Wang failed and grabbed the old man's neck.
At the door, the defender came,
Li Fu took the old man who was almost cut down.
People are laughing at him:
"Stupid old, what a suck!
This is a small lesson for you:
Deshou is a part of your future! "
A week later, more than a week later,
Old woman, then stop fooling around.
She sent her husband to the courtiers,
They found the old man to sue him.
The old woman said to the old man:
"Go home, go to the goldfish fishing ceremony.
I don't want to release the queen,
I want to be the king of women at sea,
I live in the ocean,
Goldfish called to serve me and asked me to handle it easily. "
Old people dare not talk back, and we dare not publicly deny it.
So he went to the blue sea,
Seeing the dark storm from the sea;
The raging waves are raging, rushing, and roaring.
The old man leaned against the goldfish and called. The goldfish swam to him and asked:
"What do you want, Grandpa?" The old man came to the ceremony, and she replied:
"Be good enough, empress fish!
What should I do with this damn old woman?
She never wanted to be queen,
A woman is her master at sea;
In this way, her life in the sea,
I asked you to serve her in person, but she just listened to it. "
The goldfish didn't say a word, but just painted its tail in the water.
Travel to the deep sea.
The old man waited for the answer in the sea for a long time.
But don't wait,
He has to go back and see that old woman-
I see: he is still in the mud shed in front of that broken house.
Her old lady is sitting on the threshold, or there is only a broken washbasin in front of her.
(sea translation)
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