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What does metric mean?
It means food. Tell a joke.
Patriotic parrot
Dali bought a parrot and couldn't wait to make the bird talk as soon as he entered the house.
"Yours, talk?" Li stretched out his neck to tease, but the parrot didn't respond.
"Yours can talk, Mihimi has it." Li picked up a bug to lure the parrot, but the parrot still didn't respond.
"Yours, don't talk and go to hell!" Da Li threatened with a sullen face.
Suddenly, the parrot straightened its neck and shouted, "Down with Japanese imperialism!" "
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