Find modern jokes about Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei.

Cao Cao and Liu Bei discuss cooking wine. Cao Cao called Liu Bei to Starbucks for coffee, and then Cao Cao asked Liu Bei if he wanted coriander. Liu Bei said, why coriander? Cao Cao said, no, the last time your second and third brothers came, they all put parsley. Liu Bei said that it is definitely not them. They all put vinegar and soy sauce. You won't ask the wrong person, will you? Cao Cao asked the waiter to put some coriander, vinegar and soy sauce for us.