Classic cold joke brain teaser series

1, didn't you see the red light? No red light is redder than the one you just ran. The last question will decide whether you have drunk or not. Is Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog? You said that drinking two bottles of beer has no effect on your driving, so do you think two tickets have any effect on you? I'm glad to hear that our director is your friend, so you don't have to worry that no one will bail you out. Do you think we don't give tickets to beautiful ladies? You're right, we really don't give tickets to beautiful ladies. Please sign here. 6. Can you run 1200m per second? Because that's how fast a bullet can chase you.

The most critical boss in history and the most capable employee in PK history: 1. Boss: The computer you use belongs to the company. I hope you don't store any personal information, including photos of yourself and your wife and children. Can you work by watching these things every day? Employee: Then you can't let me use my computer to help you with anything at home. I can't waste electricity and wear my fingers. 2. Boss: I hope you don't deal with any personal affairs during office hours, such as haircut and manicure. Employee: I cut my hair and my nails during working hours. 3. Boss: You can't chat on the company phone during working hours. Employee: Then I won't take any calls from you when I rest at home. 4. Boss: The car that the company gave you is for your business in the company. You can't always drive around. Employee: Then give me another pair of shoes. My shoes step on the accelerator of the company car, and I am still reluctant to go. ...

The similarity between buying a car and marrying a bride is: 1. Buying a new car requires registration, just like marrying a bride. Cars need regular maintenance just like women, and car care products are equal to women's cosmetics. 3. If the car hurts the paint, it should be repaired in time, and if there are wrinkles on the woman's face, it should also be repaired in time. 4. The decorations on the car are to add a little sound to the car, and the decorations on women are to add a little beauty. Poor: 1. Cars can be scrapped when they are old, but women can't, otherwise they may scrap themselves. When you don't like this car, you can change it. Women can change if they don't want to. As long as you have money, you can buy a few cars and register. Even if a woman can own several cars, she can't register at the same time, and it is very dangerous. You have the final say in car maintenance projects, but you have no say in women maintenance projects. The number of decorations on the car is up to you. Women are responsible for the decorations on women. ...