Who gives me some jokes about Naruto?

calculate

In class

Iruka: "Naruto, doze off over there and stand up!" " "

Naruto: "What is it?"

Iruka: "Answer this question, what is 35+56?"

Naruto: "hmm ... the art of shadow in two places at once!" ! ! "

Naruto: "Come on, everybody reach out and help me calculate. My hands are not enough! " "

Two places at once: "Good! Come, let's go together! "

"Five plus five equals 10, plus your thumb and his little finger ..."

"Have you calculated? My hands are so sour! "

"Just wait a minute!"

"..." (enthusiasm count)

1 hour later

Naruto (shaking the sleeping teacher Iruka): "Teacher, I have worked it out, and the answer is 90."

Iruka: "No! ! ! "

Naruto (to the doppelganger): "Who is missing a little finger?"

Iruka: "55555555, I really failed. I shouldn't have recognized him. "

evening

Kakashi: "Sorry, I did eye exercises at home ... huh?" Why didn't they come? "

Two hours later.

Naruto: "Sorry, I ate instant noodles at home ..."

Sakura Woody: "I have a lot of housework to do ..."

Sasuke: "Oh, my sharingan fell into the sand and went to the hospital for examination ..."

Kakashi: "..." (extension: 5555555555. If I had known, I wouldn't have been late. How can they follow suit? ) the request of the third generation of hokage adults "

Since Muye Maru worshipped Naruto as his eldest brother and learned seduction, such scenes have often been staged in the third generation of Naruto's family. ......

Lord Huo Ying (begging): "Dear grandson, show it to Grandpa again, and Grandpa will give you a lollipop!" " "

Muyewan: "Hum, two, or not!" " "

Lord Huo Ying: "OK, two, two!" " "

Konoha Maru: "Transformation-temptation!"

......

"Grandpa, my chakras are not enough ..."

"How about five lollipops?"

"Transformation-the art of temptation!"

......

mask

night

"Bang-"

"Farewell Sir, you didn't sleep well. You kicked me again! "

"White, please take off your mask when you sleep. I thought it was the army again. "

White secret

Because Naruto, Sasuke and Bai are fighting at Naruto Bridge, they finally find out that Bai's secret technology is ......

China acupuncture, which has a history of more than two thousand years, is combined with Bai Na's exquisite "Thousand Ben Zha Method".

Sharingan of Sasuke was stimulated by thousands of books.

Naruto was inspired by the power of Kyubi no Youko. ......

Afterwards, Kakashi regretted not playing against Bai in bridge that day, even if it was only a simple two strokes.

Unfortunately, Kakashi's hand was too heavy, and he used the acupuncture master Rachel "Glory". Losing such a master figure, it is no wonder that "impossible tears" will be shed if you don't cut it again. ......