Stupid folk jokes

1. In ancient England, King Arthur admired the queen's beautiful and charming breasts, but he knew that the price of molesting the queen was death. He told his secret to King Arthur's doctor.

The doctor promised to help him realize his wish. As a price, the judge promised to pay the doctor 1000 gold coins. So the doctor prepared an itchy water.

One day, when the queen was taking a bath, she put itchy water on her bra. When the queen got dressed, she felt a sharp pain in her chest. King Arthur hurried to call a doctor to see the queen. The doctor said it was a strange disease. To stop itching, only one person's saliva is used, and this person will lick the queen's chest for four hours. This man is a justice.

King Arthur urgently summoned the Lord Chancellor to the palace to treat the Queen. The doctor has put the antipruritic medicine in the judge's mouth. So, the Justice finally realized his long-cherished wish and licked the queen's beautiful breasts for four hours. The Lord Chancellor was addicted and the Queen was cured. When the judge came home, the doctor came to ask for his reward.

Justice has been addicted, knowing that the physician will definitely not dare to report this to the king, so he angrily wants to leave and vows to make justice pay the price! So, he made some itchy water. On this day, when King Arthur took a bath, he put itchy water on his underwear.

The next day, King Arthur summoned the Chief Justice again?

The rich man wrote a note asking the servant to go to the hotel to get the wine. When the clerk saw it, he said to the servant. You have the wrong number, don't you? Bottle? No? Ping? . Take it back and write another handle. ?

The servant brought it back to the rich man and said that the rich man took a look and brought a pen? Ping? A vertical added a pick and said:? Not three bottles, but three? Huh? (pot) ?

3. One family held a funeral and went to help the scholar find that Redmi was actually in the lunch bowl, so he told his host. There's a funeral at home, so you can't eat Redmi. ?

The master asked him: Why is this?

The scholar said:? Red is a festive color. ?

Main road:? Don't people who eat white rice have funerals at home?

A man wrote in dew on the hotel table:? I want to be emperor? Five words. Unexpectedly, his sworn enemy saw him, shouldered the table and went to the government to sue him for rebellion.

When he came to the county government, the village chief asked him what he was doing here. When he glanced at the table, there was nothing left, and he faltered. Me. . . I'll ask the county old man if he wants to buy it! ?

5. Several people chatted. One said that Lao Li was not bad, but he was reckless and easily angry.

This sentence happened to be heard by Lao Li passing by. He kicked the door open, and those who caught him beat him and cursed him. When did I act rashly? When did I get angry? You make it clear to me. ?

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