Who told me some classic jokes?

1 There was a child whose head looked like a brick, and all his classmates laughed at him! He went back and asked his mother, "Is my head a brick?" Mom says you can take pictures by the well! So the child came to the well, put his head in, and heard someone shouting, "Don't throw bricks at the people above!" " 2. A student went to see a doctor. The doctor checked and said, "It doesn't matter, just an injection." The doctor wiped the students' arms with cotton wool three or four times. Thinking that he was seriously ill, the student asked anxiously, "Doctor, is the problem serious?" The doctor said seriously, "classmate, it's time for you to take a bath." 3. An old prisoner asked a new prisoner, "Hello! Boy, why did you come in? " "Poaching." The new prisoner said timidly. "How many years have you been sentenced?" "12 years." "ah? You killed the elephant! " "No, it's fried fish." "Do you fry whales?" "No, I fry fish in a river where fishing is forbidden. I lit xxx and threw the xxx bag into the water, only to hear a bang, and three crucian carp floated up. " "So 12 years?" The old prisoner cut in. "I'm not finished, and 12 divers.