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32 two-part allegorical sayings about riding a horse to answer the phone

First, the horse king-regardless of the donkey.

Second, the general buys a horse-consensual.

Third, the dead cow pulls the wooden horse-all the time.

Fourth, the horse ran into the trough-it had to be prevented.

Five, riding a horse to cut wheat stubble-wheat stubble height

Six, riding a Trojan horse doll-don't advance or retreat

Seven, the general does not dismount-go their separate ways.

Eight, put the motor on the chest-move the heart.

Nine, circus clown-going through the motions

Ten, the nail palm on horseback-too far from the point.

Eleven, Ma Liang's younger brother-can't be reused

Twelve, stirrup nail palm-unprecedented

Thirteen, one horse for two elephants-not necessarily uneconomical.

Fourteen, half a day horse racing in the clouds-give clues.

Fifteen, tie the horse to catch rabbits-fooling around

Sixteen, burning paper horse shop-will die sooner or later.

Seventeen, look at chess only at horses and chariots-not enough.

Eighteen, the teeth of the mold snake bee needle-the most poisonous

Nineteen, horsetail Bati tofu-can not be strung together

Twenty, ponytails are stretched on the pipa-nothing to mention.

Twenty-one, the carriage rolled into the mud ditch-it couldn't be pulled.

Twenty-two, Qiang & gt More fables about horses

Twenty-three, the jade emperor worried about horses-a big joke

Answer the phone on horseback-strange smell (riding)

Twenty-five, horse neck hair-among them; Its mane

Twenty-six, kiss up to the hoof-pat a foot.

27. Draw a horse on the wall-you can't ride it; Single pedal; Single gaze

Twenty-eight, the dog's hoof hit the horseshoe-wrong number; Unable to match numbers.

Twenty-nine, mules and horses tickle-all with one mouth; Open your mouth completely

Thirty, the horse tied behind the cart-upside down; Do it backwards

Thirty-one, ponytail ponytail-you kick me, you hit me.

Thirty-two, put on the halter pony-the good days are over and it's time to get whipped.