Selected funny copywriting of learning to drive a car

1. I always thought I was smart and talented until I went to driving school to learn driving!

2. reported to the driving school. The first day I got on the bus, I found that the steering wheel was a little loose, so I asked the master what was going on. The master took a deep breath of his cigarette, looked out of the window hesitantly and said, "You have a senior who grew up riding in Inner Mongolia. Every time she tried to brake, she would jerk the steering wheel and shout "whoops".

When I first learned to drive, the coach said to adjust the seat to the position where you feel most comfortable, and then I adjusted it and lay there. Then the coach said I was miserable. I said you made me feel most comfortable. Of course, I was still lying down. Of course, I'm comfortable.

4. Subject 2, Coach: "Get out" Me: "Hmm" Put down the handbrake, neutral, release the clutch, open the car door and get out. Coach: "Come back! What are you doing? I told you to get the car out! ! ! "

5. "See the man in front?" Me: "Yes" Coach: "Hit him!" Me: "Ah! Coach, I dare not. " Coach: "I dare not step on the brakes!" "

There used to be a tree in our driving school, but after I went there, it was gone.

7. Since I learned to drive, I have been favored by coaches. So I advised the coach: "rain and dew are everywhere." Coach will scold me if he doesn't listen!

8. It's time to start. A buddy said because he was nervous: everything is normal, and he asked to get up. The examiner was happy when he heard it: haven't you woken up yet? Allow to get up. Ha ha ha ha ha.

9. When I was practicing on the road, I waited for the traffic lights uphill. I dare not go when the green light comes. At this time, the traffic police came over and asked me, "What's the matter?"

10. My colleague learned to walk on the road the other day. The coach told her to step on the gas. She fished for a long time without stepping on it. She blurted out, "Where is the oil?" Where is the oil? "Make the coach happy:" There are vegetable oil and peanut oil in the supermarket, which one do you want? "

1 1. Coach: Let another coach teach you. He is old and not afraid of you. I am still young! Student: Me. ...

12. Following a big car and trying to overtake, the coach said, "If you want to overtake, stick your head out and see if there is a car coming." I let out a cry and stuck my head out of the window. The coach was silent for 2 seconds and roared, "I said the front!" I still can't forget the laughter of my brothers and sisters in the back row!

13. The examiner rushed out of the room and waved his fist at me and shouted, "Failed! ! Knocked down seven, how did you learn to drive! " Me: "I admit that my driving skills are poor, but the examiner exaggerates too much." There are obviously six pens. Where did the seventh one come from? " Examiner: "Your coach is lying there! ! "

14. that day, I went to take the third driver's license exam. The first few students failed, and the students behind them suddenly became nervous. The process of the subject three exam is: before getting on the bus, you need to report to the examiner to prove your identity. At this time, it was a female student's turn to take the exam. Because of nervousness, the female students' mouths are shaking when they speak. I only heard her say, "report to the instructor, please have a physical examination." At that time, my chin was shocked, only to hear the examiner say, "Don't look it up, I have already scanned it with my eyes." Hand clapping. Is an examiner who has seen the world

15. I was so nervous during the road test that I put my seat belt in the buckle of the co-pilot. I also asked the examiner, "Why don't you wear your seat belt?" The examiner gave me a look. "I am happy if you are happy."

16. After getting on the bus, candidates should sit in the driver's seat and turn on a light. After stepping on the accelerator to check the instrument, you should say to the examiner, "Report to the examiner that the instrument is normal and the left and right sides are unobstructed, and request to start." A man said nervously, "Report to the examiner, all instruments are checked normally, and the left and right sides are unobstructed, requesting to take off." After listening, the examiner calmly replied: "Permission to take off, pay attention to the high voltage ahead."

17. On the way to the exam, the examiner will ask the candidates to do something, such as turning left at the intersection ahead, capping the manhole cover, unilaterally or bilaterally. Candidates should answer: "I understand." Make sure you understand the examiner's question. A driving school in Beijing has a special roundabout called Wang Ba Island. As a result, an examiner said, "Turn left at Turtle Island ahead." The examinee replied, "The tortoise understands."

18. The exam is coming to an end. The examiner said, "Stop in front." Unexpectedly, there is a fire hydrant in front. The student was frightened and replied, "Call the fire hydrant, you can't stop in front."

19. When Xiao Ya left the driving school, the coach said to her earnestly, "Don't say that you are my apprentice when you meet a traffic policeman or have an accident in the future." "Why?" Small a asked in wonder. "Why not," the coach said quietly, "Look at your seat belt!" "I fastened my seat belt," the little one said firmly. "I wear my seat belt every time I drive." "So, do you always wear your seat belt around your waist like a belt?" The coach asked blankly.

20. However, no matter how many times I get tanned, I still feel comfortable at the thought of driving on the road one day.