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No shortage of jokes, no shortage of truth, may you and me.

1, your happiness has always lacked an audience. I hope someone will really understand your innocence.

2, all people are sick or unhappy, all from one word: thick. If you are interested in love, you will be infatuated; If you are more interested in profit, you will be greedy; If you are more interested in fame, you will be angry. Greed and ignorance are the most terrible. If unhappy things are concentrated in the heart, they will stagnate into qi, and if the qi knot is not resolved, diseases will arise, and the pain will be unreasonable. The general principle is painless. The best way to deal with this strong word is weakness.

Never frown even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

I like listening to the old people talking about their childhood. Memories that people can't forget when they are old are a bit like stones picked up under Taihu Lake. They are hard, thin and transparent after washing away dust and soil, and there are wave marks washed by life alluvial.

6. I like to look back because I don't like to forget. I have always felt that in this world, some people, some things and some moments seem to have some kind of arrangement, which may not be felt at that time, but in retrospect, it is of profound significance. I have had many wonderful moments, and I really can't bear to forget them.

I also believe in the value of work-the harder you work, the better. People who don't work have too much time to indulge in themselves and their troubles.

8. I don't know love, and I don't know life without falling in love. No matter how strong a person is, he will get hurt. No matter how optimistic, it will hurt. You need to forget what you have lost, be grateful for what you have and look forward to what is coming.

You haven't seen each other every day for months, so your relationship with him has become very close. At that time, you even thought about how to live without this person. Later they separated, but everything went on as before. The partner you once thought you could not live without has now become dispensable. Day after day, over time, you don't even think about him.

10, it took us a year to learn to speak, but it took us longer to learn to shut up.

1 1. If you have a dream, please don't show it off or preach it, just realize it quietly. Because that's your own business, others don't know your situation, and it's impossible to help you realize it. Never show off because of vanity, and never give up your dreams because of a comment from others. In fact, the best state is to stick to your dreams, listen to the advice of your predecessors and make fewer mistakes. Is it worth it? Time is the best proof.

12, I will give you half of my snacks, and you will always be by my side, ok? No, the snacks are yours and you are mine.

13 I really don't think there are any single men and women in the world who are busy 12 hours without touching their feet and still feel empty and lonely when they get home. Concentrated to this point, there is really nothing more pleasant when you are alone than taking a bath and staring blankly at cold beer. Emptiness, loneliness and coldness are all due to laziness, depravity and laziness.

Ten years ago, a year ago, or even yesterday, it doesn't matter who you are. What matters is who you are today and who you are tomorrow.

15, you help people 100. When one day you are only willing to help 80, he will empty all your gratitude and would rather choose someone who only helps him 70 points as a friend. A grain of rice nurtures benefactors and a stone of rice nurtures enemies. The old man is right. Don't give yourself everything easily, leave some pride and love for yourself, remember, this is the coolest thing.

16, people can't not have it because they are afraid of losing it. Death is only a result, and how to live is the most important thing.

17, I made up my mind to lose weight and gave up in less than a week. I said I wouldn't be late, but I overslept the next day. I promised to take care of myself, but I turned against you and stayed up late. The most useless thing for people is that they are irresponsible to themselves, even they can't do what they promised, and they always complain that the world is cheating you.

18, the true wisdom is acceptance, with no difference outside and no opposition inside; Don't fight with heaven, don't argue with others, and don't be at odds with yourself.

19, when we were young, we desperately wanted to grow up, and when we grew up, we found that childhood was the most flawless; When studying, we dream of working, and only when we work do we know that the cold window time is the most nostalgic; When we were single, we envied others getting married. Only after we get married can we realize that the freedom of being single is also an unparalleled happiness ... We walked all the way forward and missed it. Only by cherishing the present possession can we have less regrets and hate in the memory of life.

20. Those who have a heart are tired, but those who have no heart don't care.