What are the homophonic jokes in Q&A?

1. A foreign girl married to China. At breakfast, she was told, "Dip it." She stood up at once and was told, "Take a dip!" Confused, she said, "Let me eat standing up. I stood up. Where should I stand? "

2. "Mr. Xu Xian, what is the secret of keeping your love fresh with your wife for so many years?" ?

"Every day when I come home from work, she greets me and gives me a snake kiss."

Mother sparrow combs her hair and asks her what hairstyle she wants. The sparrow said, chirp.

Medusa petrified the wife of a general. The general was furious: "Dare to petrify my wife!" Medusa: "hate ... don't be shocked?"

Zhuge Liang said to the wind, "The wind blows to the west." The wind said, "You are like a watermelon."